Ch.5
I know…. Yes yes I know… Of course, yes… I GET IT OK IT TOOK FOREVER TO UPDATE! I know and really my bad. Hehehe…. See what happened was…. Like…. Ok so I know I told everyone on here that I wouldn't update for a while and I really didn't mean to stay away this long. Really I didn't I have no idea what the heck happened but I like totally forgot I had started this story a million years ago. My bad yo homie. I actually figured out I still had this mad dawg on my computer when the power went out and I couldn't do anything without the almighty internet. Funny story I started this FOREVER ago and just finished it like 2 days ago. Why it took me so long to type this out I have no idea. Alas it is DONE! I got an update that isn't poo poo doo doo news. Yay I tried something a little different this time and you'll be happy to know that I now have Word on this ugly motha motha so I hope I can keep out those nasty boo boo mistakes. If not feel free to let me know so I can fix it. I really hate spelling things wrong and junk. I'm just super butt at spelling and maths. It's a tragedy. Anyway I'll be quite no and let you read this beauteous masterpiece! Lol. Really though enjoy!
Disclaimer: I still don't own HP so don't worry the story you know and love won't change... only in my mind. What a scary place that is. Be thankful you fool mortals! Muahahahah! (I had too much coffee...)
I never thought that my life could get any worse. I really didn't, I thought not being able to love who I want was going to be "THE BIG THING". Turns out nope it can get worse. I just finished having "the talk" with my mum and dad. He took the news better than I thought he would. He was really happy that I wouldn't end up getting pregnant if I did date anyone. So, why is life the definition of the pits? Well I'll let you in on it my dear dear diary. My oh so curious father just sat me down and tried to "figure out how it works". You know the thing where your parents don't understand you? It's like that, but why do you like girls? Or my favorite, how do you know if you've never even dated a boy? Silly things that seem oh so obvious to everyone else in the world my father doesn't get. Lovely is it not?
I think the only time he asked as many questions was when Harry told him that muggles get their mail delivered by a man in shorts that rides a wagon. I think it's a wagon, I'm not sure to be honest I was thinking about Hermione when they were talking about it. That's another reason I need to stay as far away from her as possible. I don't remember anything anymore. Like ever, not even things about Quidditch. I forgot what side of the pitch I was supposed to be on the last game and I was so turned around I almost scored for Hufflepuff. Wouldn't that have been wonderful? I was worse than HufflePuff at Quidditch! I love Quidditch! I would never in my life ever think the day would come where it just ticks me off.
It's not that I don't like the game anymore it's just that I can't see Hermione half the time and I know she's there. For Ron yes but that doesn't mean I don't like to keep an eye on her. If I know where she is I know where not to be. That way if I make a fool of myslef she isn't there to see it. You see where I'm going with this? Of course you don't you're a book, am I crazy? I'm talking to a book. No don't write that down cross that out I don't want them to find this when I'm in the loony bin and realize just how crazy I am. The whole thing right after making a fool of myself.
I really shouldn't write in this thing when it's late, or when it's this cold outside. I think temperature affects your thoughts as well. Like when Hermione had just come out of the bathroom across the hall after her shower. She came out in a towel, a TOWEL! Why would she do that to me! She says she forgot her clothes but I don't think that's what really happened. She probably knows and is trying to punish me for crushing on her. She knows how temperature can make your brain do stupid things. Like stand there AND STARE AT HER FOR A MILLION YEARS AFTER SHE SAYS HELLO AND TRIES TO GO AROUND MY STUPID FACE TO GET HER CLOTHES! She knew I would do something stupid the second she opened the door and let the steam roll out. I mean she is the smartest witch out of all of us. She knew what she was doing, also why I should avoid her at all costs. I know I'm not a genius or anything but she makes me worse than Ron for Marlins sake!
I don't know, I feel like every time I write in this thing I lose just a little bit more of my mind. I couldn't tell you what the start of this page says. No it's not because I've enchanted the quill and can't see what it's writing. It's because I really have no idea why I started or why I keep going. I think I've turned into Percy and I just like to hear myself talk. Merlin I hope not that would be awful. I couldn't stand to do his job. I'd really end up insane then, I couldn't work with those idiots. How he does it I'll never know. I think I've finished talking to myself. My arse is sore from sitting on this stupid rock.
Sorry rock but you're just not sitting material. It's nothing personal, you're just not right for it. I mean you should take it as a compliment, we're in the same boat you see. You're not cut out to be a chair and I'm not good enough to be the one to make her happy. No matter what either of us wants we will never be good enough. That's alright though, I'll still sit on you when I write in this dumb book. No need to fret you'll still have a reason to sit here on this hill. So don't go anywhere I have a feeling you and I are going to be the very best of friends before the end of this holiday. I just hope I don't lose all of her, then I won't have a reason to sit here. Then you won't have a reason to sit here. So you see rock you have a purpose. A reason to be here. So don't worry, and don't take not being able to be a chair personally. It's not you it's me. Isn't that how it goes?
Ok I know it's short and all but I'm ok with it. I was in the middle of watching a dog eat my sock when I was finishing my thoughts with this one so If it seems a little rushed that's why. My dog is just evil like that the butt. Anydoodle I hope you have a fantastical day and or night and I look forward to any reviews you might bless me with this day oh mighty readers!
