Disclaimer:

Too tired to make up one

I do not own Naruto

or Uchiha Sasuke


Naruto froze outside a door. Gaara lived down the apartment beneath. Since for some reason people didn't want to live near him, come on his pranks weren't that bad. He only did that too people who gave him funny glares. But this oh, this was gonna get sweet. If only he could get his ekiyu to help with this prank, all would be well. Alright, all would be die-hard funny for anyone but there 'surprise' victim.

He knocked on the door. His fingers making a hollow noise when they came in contact with the wood which was covered with a very thin layer of metal.

The door swung open, Gaara's half-asleep face stared at his friend. He had undergone yet another night of Shukaku being bored and partaking in his favorite sport; Gaara Tormenting. So long story short, he was a grouchy little shrimpy red-head. Albeit a very cute red-head but, you get my drift.

"Hmm?" Gaara moaned out. His eyes shadows were even darker. He personally blamed it on Aki making him read books on Shougi tactics that night.

"Wanna go prank duck butt?" Naruto asked cheerfully.

"No." Gaara shut the door.

Naruto knocked on the door again.

Gaara sighed and asked the 'multi-million dollar question'.

"Nandi?"

"Cause he's grouchy and called Sakura-chan fat!" Naruto shouted through the door.

The little red-headed Jinchuuriki gave another sigh. This wasn't going to end well.


A/N: Why am I targetting duck butt? Cause he's a stuck up grouch... And yeah I'm shot for ideas... so any ideas on what they should do to him? I'm sorry for not updating earlier... I've just lost my muse... but ehh.