2 Sherlocks, both in the same outfit. As if they were identical twins.
"Good lord, there's two of them." Mycroft huffed.
"Go on, guess." Sherlock 1 told John.
"I..." John mumbled, trying to examine the two.
"Come on, you've worked with a detective all these years." Sherlock 2 reminded.
"I've never actually solved a case!" John exclaimed.
"I know." Both the Sherlocks responded.
"So the voice is the same..." John mumbled.
"Obviously." Sherlock 1 said.
"..." John scratched his head and began to yell "Sherlock, when I find you, you're dead."
"No, the rules stated that I'm dead if you don't find me." Sherlock 2 reminded.
"Honestly John, do you ever listen?" Sherlock 1 sighed. "Just talk to us, don't try and guess from appearances."
"Oh yeah, that'll work. Alright Sherlock and Sherlock, how're you?" John asked sarcastically.
"Bored." Sherlock 2 replied.
"Peachy." Sherlock 1 answered.
"Peachy?" John approached Sherlock 1.
"Yeah, peachy... Why do you ask?" Sherlock 1 responded.
John moved away from Sherlock 1. "Alright Sherlock." He looked at Sherlock 2. "I'm actually thinking it's you."
"Right. My brother would never say 'peachy' it's obviously that one." Mycroft helped.
"Careful, if he guesses wrong, you die too." Sherlock 1 told him.
"Take your time, John." Mycroft muttered.
"Because, you know that saying. An apple a day..." John smiled "can you finish the rest?"
"Keeps the doctor away." Sherlock 2 answered.
"Kills you." Sherlock 1 said at the very same time.
"Kills you?" John walked up to Sherlock 1.
"Especially if you're a baker." Sherlock 1 nodded.
John winked at Sherlock 1 and then faced Sherlock 2. "I've made my decision... But before I forget..." He smiled at Sherlock 2
"Thanks for buying the milk last night. I'll pay you back as soon as we get back to the flat."
"Really? We're going to discuss grocery items at a time like this?... Typical." Mycroft complained.
"Though it was tedious, it was no trouble. You're welcome, John." Sherlock 2 nodded.
John approached Thor, grabbed a chair, stood on the chair, and whispered something in the Gods ear.
John then plopped down from the chair and sat beside Mycroft.
"What did you tell him?" Mycroft asked.
"I told him, that's Loki." John pointed at Sherlock 2.
Before he could react, Sherlock 2 was hit with mjolnir and (while on the floor) he turned back into Loki.
"How did you know?" Loki looked at John.
"Simple, John and I had a conversation earlier today where I recited phrases from that dialogue, I never bring home the milk and oh- I'm not a detective." Sherlock stood beside John as mjolnir hit Loki another time."I'm a consulting Detective. Do your research."
"I can not be defeated by a human." Loki tried to get up from the ground but mjolnir kept knocking him down.
"And he thinks humans are idiots. You're not being defeated by humans, Loki." Sherlock told him.
"You're being defeated by a hammer." John finished Sherlocks sentence.
After many swings from Mjolnir, Loki finally passed out on the floor.
Thors locks were broken and he came down from the wall. He summoned his hammer in his hand and threw his unconscious brother over his shoulder.
"Thank you Son of Wat." Thor nodded at John.
"No problem." John casually chuckled.
"And you too, Sherlock Holmes. You should accompany me in a gathering of Heroes. Avengers, we're called. I can convince Tony Stark to let you become a member." Thor invited.
"Tony Stark?" Sherlock shook his head. "Looks like you've already got your Sherlock."
"I do not understand." Thor raised a brow.
"Oh, it's because Tony and Sherlock are both twats." Mycroft informed.
"Besides, this consulting detective doesn't do... Groups." Sherlock looked at John. "Just a partner, that's enough humans I need in one room. So thanks but no thanks."
"Very well. However, I must repay you somehow, for the capture of my brother." Thor told them.
"You really don't have to." John said.
"Nonsense, I know what I must do." Thor exited the flat and flew away using his trusty hammer.
"So... New flat? Looks nice... I like the... Walls." John tried to make light of the awkward situation.
