Judith Calls The Cullens.

Esme: Hello, Cullen household.

Judith: Wazzup Ez!?

Esme: Judith! I'll put you on speaker.

Cullens: Hey Judith!

Judith: Bonjour Mesami! What you up to?

Carlisle: You own a dinner table?

Nessie: Jake gets 'Lonely'. He likes to be around people.

Jake: Mmm, Esme this roast chicken tastes great! You should make it more often.

*Silence*

Jake: What?

*More Silence*

*Tumbleweed rolls across table*

Judith: You've offended my coulture by being so chick-a-phobic Jacob! I shall go fly into a SHARP aeroplane PROPELLER now.

Bella: Jake, go apolagise to her before its too late!

Jake: But I'm scared of chickens!

Alice: GASP! But you're a werewolf, your not supposed to be scared of anything!

Jasper: *holding American flag* Jake, look at me, don't do this for me, don't do this for Alice, do this for all the chickens out there that are rejected by todays society. *Starts crying*

Rosalie: I'm going shopping.

Jake: You're right Jasper, Emmett, get my jetpack!

Emmett: Right-eo.

*Jake flys out of window.*

Edward: What did I miss?

Bella: Jake's flying off to find Judith before its too late and he fly's into a plane!

Edward: He does realise that chickens cant fly, right?

Everyone else: Woops.