Judith Calls The Cullens.
Esme: Hello, Cullen household.
Judith: Wazzup Ez!?
Esme: Judith! I'll put you on speaker.
Cullens: Hey Judith!
Judith: Bonjour Mesami! What you up to?
Carlisle: You own a dinner table?
Nessie: Jake gets 'Lonely'. He likes to be around people.
Jake: Mmm, Esme this roast chicken tastes great! You should make it more often.
*Silence*
Jake: What?
*More Silence*
*Tumbleweed rolls across table*
Judith: You've offended my coulture by being so chick-a-phobic Jacob! I shall go fly into a SHARP aeroplane PROPELLER now.
Bella: Jake, go apolagise to her before its too late!
Jake: But I'm scared of chickens!
Alice: GASP! But you're a werewolf, your not supposed to be scared of anything!
Jasper: *holding American flag* Jake, look at me, don't do this for me, don't do this for Alice, do this for all the chickens out there that are rejected by todays society. *Starts crying*
Rosalie: I'm going shopping.
Jake: You're right Jasper, Emmett, get my jetpack!
Emmett: Right-eo.
*Jake flys out of window.*
Edward: What did I miss?
Bella: Jake's flying off to find Judith before its too late and he fly's into a plane!
Edward: He does realise that chickens cant fly, right?
Everyone else: Woops.
