Do I even need to say it? Don't own it moving on.

I randomly fired a stun spell at the voice/ to find out i was Spike/ Twilight's assistant.

"Don't worry/ it's just a stun spell/ he shouldn't remember seeing us/ now hide!" I shouted as we heard hoof steps approaching the entrance. Karmo flew up to the ceiling and stuck herself there so she wouldn't fall/ and I made myself invisible and ran to the side/ on the floor as low as possible. We both had worried glances as the spell wore off on Spike/ who continued to run/ and hid behind a bookshelf very close to where I was laying down.

We then watched as Twilight and who I could only assume was Princess Celestia walked through the door. We could hear them talking. I didn't exactly hear first bit/ but I did hear a… how do I word this? Portion? Yeah/ portion.

(Since I am too lazy and don't have a large enough attention span to type it out/ T is Twilight and C is Celestia.)

T: But/ but I'm supposed to send you a letter about friendship every week/ I missed the deadline/ I'm a bad student/ I'm tardy.

C: You are a wonderful student Twilight/ I don't have to get a letter every week to know that.

T: Really?

But then five other ponies barged in. I did know all their names though/ although it is hard to remember. I believe they are Applejack/ Rarity/ Fluttershy/ Pinkie Pie/ and Rainbow Dash. (Again/ time to be lazy. you get the deal/ AJ/ R/ F/ RD/ and F).

RD: Wait!

PP: You can't punish her!

AJ: It wasn't her fault!

C: I'm listening.

F: Please/ your highness. We all saw that Twilight was upset.

RD: But we thought that the thing she was worrying about wasn't worth worrying about.

AJ: So when she ran off all worked up/ not a single one of us tried to stop her.

R: As Twilight's good friends/ we should of taken her feelings seriously and being there for her.

F: Please don't take her away from us just because we were too insensitive to help her.

C: Looks like you all learned a pretty valuable lesson today.

-Mm-hmm's in agreement-

C: Very well/ I'll forget Twilight's punishment on one condition

-Collective mummers I couldn't separately make out so they are all summarized as "Anything"-

C:From this day forth/ I would like you all to report to me your findings on the magic of friendship when/ and only when/ you happen to discover them.

-Collective cheering as Twilight walks onto a balcony/ following Princess Celestia-

T: Princess Celestia/ wait! How did you know I was in trouble?

C: Your friend Spike made me aware that you've been letting your fears get the best of you. I commend him for taking your feelings seriously. Now if you will all excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some mail.

-she flew away, and Spike wrote down what the six ponies told him to-

One of them, I believe Rainbow Dash laid down right next to me. I was starting to get really tired after holding the spell for so long, and it looked like Karmo was starting to lose her grip. They had to leave soon, or we would most likely to get caught. I didn't know what to do. So I decided that if I wasn't busted then I would tell the four ponies I trust most. What would happen to Karmo/ I had no idea. Nopony really knows my secret/ and now I have another one to keep. (Almost stopped here/ but I have to finish this!)

-they laughed/ had a little chat/ and then proceeded to leave as Twilight went up to go to sleep I assume. I let go of the spell and Karmo hovered down to the floor.

"So now that we aren't caught/" I said in a whisper/ "Let's get out of here!"

Somepony has a secret I won't reveal. Mwa ha ha… happy April Fool's day! As you can see I took that straight out of S2 E3: Lesson Zero. Why? A) Convenience of plot. B) The story so far was S2 E1 and 2. Thanks for reading/ GG to all and to all a good night/ POICE!