Chapter 7 - Dr. Scratchnsniff finally snaps
"Sodgrasses?" asked Wakko
Dr. Scratchnsniff was ready to explode.
"NO! NO! NO! Dot! Please just say ze answer and we'll move on." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"But i don't know it either." Said Dot
And that was all Dot had to say to set Dr. Scratchnsniff off like a rocket.
"ZE ANSWER IS SUNGLASSES! HOW HARD VAS THAT!" Dr. Scratchnsniff lost his temper
The Warners all began cheering and saying "That's right! you've won!"
"I DIDN'T WIN YOU MONKEYS!" Dr. Scratchnsniff had completely lost his mind.
"See what I mean? Dot doesn't win anything, then you didn't win. Total Rip-off of a gameshow if you ask me." Said Yakko
Dr. Scratchnsniff then grabbed a flask of whiskey from his pocket and swigged enough to calm himself in the hopes he might be able to make it through the mock show.
"Let's move onto ze next round, ok?" Dr. Scratchnsniff tried to regain control.
"I swear i'm gonna win this round." Said Wakko
"Good Vakko, Positive energy is Good for Ze mind." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Not if i win first." said Yakko
"Ze next puzzle is a phrase, ok? Zhere's lots of Vords up there but zat means more money, ok Vakko? Now Dot, Spin ze Vheel."
While Dot spun the wheel, Wakko and Yakko got a look at the puzzle.
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"400." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Can i get a Cute little C?" asked Dot
"Yes you can, dot! Zhere is a C!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
Nurse lit up the C in the puzzle. now the puzzle read like this.
[ ][ ][ ][ ] [C][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ] [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]?
"I'll Spin again." Said Dot
Dot spun the wheel, and it landed on 800.
"Can i get a T?" asked Dot
"yes you may! Zhere is a T." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff, giving dot 1,200 points or funny money, whatever works.
[ ][ ][ ][T] [C][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ] [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]?
"I wanna buy a vowel." Said Dot
"Sure, Vhat vowel vould you like?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"An E, please." said Dot
"Zhere are No E's, I'm so sorry dot!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Oh, Shoot!" Dot said in disgust
"My turn, eh scratch...er, pat?" asked Yakko
"Yes it is. Spin Ze wheel or solve Ze puzzle." said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Well, that puzzle's a little tough, so i'm gonna spin." Said Yakko
Yakko spun the wheel. To his amazement, it landed on $2,500!
"Oh wow.." Yakko was shocked
"Yes! now guess a letter." said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Is there an S?" asked Yakko
"Oh, yes! yes! yes! Zhere are some S's!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
As Nurse lit up the letters, Yakko turned to the camera and said "I'll have what he's having."
The puzzle was now as follows.
[ ][ ][ ][T] [C][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ][S][S][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ] [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]?
"Ok, Yakko, You have 5,000, Vhat Vould you like to do?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Um...Can i buy the A and just hope it's not behind the S's?" asked Yakko
"I made sure Zhey were not going to be behind Ze S's this time." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Oh, good." Said Yakko "The Censors are scared of us already."
The Puzzle lit up some letters. It now read like this.
[ ][ ][A][T] [C][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ][S][S][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][ ] [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]?
"How about buying the O at a discount?" asked Yakko
"No! Ve don't sell Vowels at discounts!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Hey bud, i'm a loyal customer! I've been buying your vowels for years!" Said Yakko
"But I can give you 4 O's for 250, How does Zat sound?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Eh, You drive a hard bargain, Scratchy. Done." said Yakko
"Ok, Yakko, you still have 4,500! Vhat are you gonna do?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
[ ][ ][A][T] [C][O][ ][ ][ ] [ ][O][S][S][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][O] [ ][ ][O][ ][ ]?
"Ok, I'll buy the I, please." Said Yakko
"We only have one I." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"That explains the high prices on vowels these days. Supply and demand." Said Yakko
"Yakko! Za prices on Vowels is 250 Each! Zere's no Discounts or price changes!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Not even 50% off?" asked Yakko
"You'd sell more vowels that way." Dot added
"Ahh! No! No! No! You are being very difficult today, Yakko!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"I guess I won't be having what he's having." Yakko said to the camera
The puzzle read like this.
[ ][ ][A][T] [C][O][ ][ ][ ] [ ][O][S][S][I][ ][ ][ ] [ ][O] [ ][ ][O][ ][ ]?
"Ok, Yakko, You have 4,250, what are you going to do?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"I guess i'll pay for the last vowel." Said Yakko
"Ok, Ze last vowel is Za U, and it's in za puzzle." said Dr. Scratchnsniff
[ ][ ][A][T] [C][O][U][ ][ ] [ ][O][S][S][I][ ][ ][ ] [ ][O] [ ][ ][O][ ][ ]?
"I guess i'm spinning again." Said Yakko
Yakko spun the wheel. as good as his luck was before, it deflated when the wheel landed on Bankrupt!
"Oh, Bankrupt! I am zo zorry Yakko!" Dr. Scratchnsniff tried to be a mature adult but you could tell in his voice he was happy Yakko hit the bankrupt spot.
"Noooo! I don't wanna be bankrupt!" Yakko acted hysterically
"Vakko, it's now your turn." Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
"Ok, I'll spin the wheel, pat!" Said Wakko
Wakko spun the wheel, and it landed on 1,000.
"ok, Vhat letter would you like?" asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"I'd like the first letter of my name...W!" Said Wakko
"Yes! Zhere is 2 W's!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
The puzzle read as follows.
[W][ ][A][T] [C][O][U][ ][ ] [ ][O][S][S][I][ ][ ][ ] [ ][O] [W][ ][O][ ][ ]?
Wakko took a long stare at the puzzle.
"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle!"
"Ok, Vhat is it, Vakko?" Asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
Just before Wakko was ready to say his answer, Yakko stopped his fake crying to encourage him.
"You'll get it right this time, Brother!" Said Yakko, Just as the chapter ended so that way everyone reading would be irritated.
