Disclaimer: "This is what I am in the light"
"Your beautiful"
"This is the skin of a highly dangerous disclaimer"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're a disclaimer, but disclaimers don't have skin and they definitely can't be dangerous right?"
"I don't think I'm authorized to answer that question"
"So you are dangerous? Shit I thought that this was Twilight not a disclaimer, but I would love to have written Twilight, but guess all dreams can't come true"
Chapter 6: Weirdo Walls
I walked up the gorgeous stranger very cautiously, even though I loved him I learned the hard way to not talk to strangers, unless it's in a controlled environment, you know like school. I walked past him careful not to accidentally brush my fingers against him. He watched me intently, great I love creeper. He softly grabbed my arm and twirled me around. He looked deep into my eyes and talked with such a voice that it would break the angel's hearts.
"Who are you?" He asked.
"I could ask the same from you", I said. He laughed lightly, the sound was like heaven creating another cloud. "I'm Isabella Swan", I said, wow never thought I would introduce myself as that, I really must be nervous, "Bella if you will". He smiled that smile and that one song sang its way into my head, Love'n you is easy 'cause your beautiful.
"Well Bella, you better watch out for that uncle of yours other wise he'll end up selling you to a very dangerous man", the stranger said, and then he disappeared.
A very dangerous man, now who could that be, Harold? I shrugged and walked on as if nothing happened. One of my talents is to change emotions or actions quickly, you know, laugh like a maniac and then the next second very serious face, John Paulsar. I arrived at Uncle Charlie's mansion just as lighting began to light the sky giving the mansion an eerie look to it. Now that's what I call a haunted mansion, and the funny thing is that it is haunted, yes it really is, by yours truly, me.
I walked into the front hall towards the kitchen for my after school snack, but was rudely blocked by Harold. He stared at me through his mirrored sunglasses. Freak, I thought because who wears sunglasses in a very dark room, or house. I tried to walk around him feeling my stomach rumble, but he stepped in front of me.
"Hey Harry, could you please move out of my way before I starve", I said, just trying my best to annoy him. It didn't work. He smirked and spoke in an amazing voice that almost made me drop my backpack on his foot, hmm not a bad idea.
"Are you so hungry that you would pass out right here", Harry smirked, "Or even die". If I could see his eyes right now the smile probably would've touched them. Ok freaky. I think he's actually asking me to kill myself or for him to kill me. I shoved passed him a very bad mood coming on and for a second I heard a growl coming from what seemed to be inside the walls. It seems to me that this house is haunted by something more than just me. I entered the kitchen in a full bad mood and, though it didn't seem possible, it got worst because sitting at the table reading some book that was in Latin and drinking the finest red whine in America, was Charlie. He looked up from his book and scowled and since in my bad mood I didn't even feel the need to crack a joke, so I just stood in the doorway and scowled back at him. When I won the scowling contest I walked to the refrigerator, or as my uncle would say refrigeration unit, and grabbed a box of juice that I put in the refrigerator, and stalked off to my dungeon bedroom.
Same as yesterday I had the feeling of some one watching me and once again no one seemed to show their face. I guess I'll have to get used to this because it just doesn't seem to go away, man this sucks. When I finished with my make up homework and the homework I was assigned tonight my phone suddenly buzzed. I looked at the number and didn't recognized it as Renny, Mich, or any of my other friends. Then I realized that the only other person who had this number was the airplane hottie, Jacob. I smiled and flipped it open. What's happened to you? Even thought I barely knew Jacob I couldn't help, but think Same old Jacob. I typed quickly and pressed send. Oh nothing just living with my evil uncle and his bizarre chauffer, finally got done with the make up homework though, you? This is what I typed. Living back at home with all my annoying siblings, I went on vacation to Arizona to visit my Aunt and Uncle on my mom's side, just in case you were wondering. What are you doing this weekend? Another growl came from the walls when I read the last question, Weirdo walls. Not much, probably going to take a hike in the forest out in my backyard, why? Yeah that seemed like a good plan, I get to explore some great areas and get away from my uncle and his chauffer, I like this plan. My phone buzzed again. Well maybe you could come and hike down here where I live, in La Push. La Push huh, well it would be a way to get away from Charlie and Harold and if I "borrowed" his Shelby Cobra it would be a very fast trip to get there. Ok, I'll see you there on Saturday. After I sent that the walls growled again, my god will nothing stop the growling walls. I turned off my phone, packed my stuff for tomorrow at school, and went to bed thinking very hard on what would make the walls growl, and then blackness.
A/N: Sorry this took so long to get out, but I was on vacation and there wasn't a computer. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEAAASSSEEE give me reviews good, bad, anything would be nice, but if you guys don't I'll send Harry after you to stalk you forever. SO DO IT NOW!!!
