Teen Titans Profiles

A/N: I haven't updated in a week, and I'm very sorry. But here's a new chapter, so hope you enjoy!

Raven tore the TV screen from the wall and growled. "How dare you disturb my meditation?" she said threateningly, looming over See-more.

She flung the TV screen at him but he shot through it with a laser eye. Raven then swooped quickly behind him at punched him. See-more was fast, but he barely dodged the punch.

"Wow you're worse than usual…did you eat breakfast?" he teased.

Raven just flung the dirty dishes at him.

"Ewww!" See-more said as the leftovers hit him. His laser eye went out of control and was cutting through the wall. Raven quickly slammed a pot on him and rendered him unconscious.

"Why are you intruding our house?" Starfire said. "I do not like this, please get out at once!"

In response, Mammoth flung the sofa out the window.

"I do not like you destroying our things!" said Starfire, flying after him while flinging starbolts.

With her training Starfire was accurate. But Mammoth was strong and a few hits wouldn't make a dent.

Starfire flew down suddenly and hit him with a green fist (I don't know how to describe that) repeatedly. "I will not allow you to stay in my home!"

Mammoth blocked the punches and was about to punch her when a black magic shield we know oh-so-well came up. Mammoth was temporarily stunned and the shield turned into a fist, which knocked him out cold.

Then the intercom started blaring.

"Titans, details of our strengths and weaknesses have been leaked to the enemy. Please remain calm and do not hold back. I repeat, do NOT hold back."

"What?!" Raven screamed "I told you NOT TO WRITE A PROFILE! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

Robin winced in the broadcast room.

Starfire was fighting Jinx, the two of them dancing around each other's hexes and starbolts.

Raven tied up Mammoth and See-more with some magical rope she conjured.

Then Cyborg burst in. "Who's here?!" he exclaimed.

"Us," said Gizmo, leaping onto Cyborg's back.

"This time, I'm ready for you," Cyborg said, smirking as Gismo was stunned.

He grabbed the kid and tore off his backpack (the high-tech thing on Gizmo's back).

"Nooo!" the kid wailed as he pulled out a laser gun. It was instantly crushed to pieces by a frying pan covered in the familiar black aura.

Cyborg then proceeded to tear off Gizmo's goggles and interrogate him.

"Ooooh," Jinx cooed "Spent too long making out with Robin to train?" she teased.

"I have not been distracted with my responsibilities!" Starfire yelled, shooting more rapidly.

Jinx shot a hex onto the roof and it began to tumble down. Starfire dodged the falling pieces and continued to chase after Jinx.

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven yelled, supporting the roof.

Cyborg climbed up on a ladder and started to repair the electricity system. He also turned on the defense system, and lasers started shooting at Jinx.

"You are defeated!" Starfire yelled at Jinx, the two darting around.

Then Jinx tripped. On a bo-staff.

"You're late," Raven said curtly as Jinx was tied up.

"Yeah man what took you so long?" Cyborg questioned.

"Friend Robin, I am glad that you are unharmed, but why didn't you come out to assist us in defending our home? With Friend Beast Boy at the beach, we need more help. (Okay I'm sorry if you're disappointed but BB won't be fighting in this chapter)" asked Starfire.

"The important question is," Raven said coldly "Why did you type a profile on each of us?"

Everyone stared at him.

"I told you not to," Cyborg said. "Now look what happened."

Robin wasn't sure what he should say.

"I'm sorry," he said "What I did was stupid."

"Yes, Friend Robin," said Starfire. "We value our privacy."

Robin gulped.

"Please explain," said Raven.

A/N: Haha Robin's in trouble!