A/N : Hey guys! I'm really sorry for the long wait for this chapter. My laptop broke down, I've been busy with school, and I've been lazy as well. I hope you enjoy this chapter! I appreciate everyone's support! :D
Edgeworth Reacts To YouTube Videos
Chapter 7
One Fine Objection Day
"New videos have arrived!" Maya exclaimed gladly as she went over to the computer.
"It's about time," Phoenix said. "I was beginning to get bored."
"Lets see, the first video of today was sent by Zepar. Apparently we have to watch this video first to understand the next video Zepar sent us," Edgeworth said. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=BsBgCYL9Dn8&feature=related )
"Ooh it's anime!" Maya said.
"Make the clear difference between black and white, and convict?" Edgeworth said. "Is this racist?"
"I don't know but I'm confused," Phoenix said.
"This girl hates everyone!" Maya stated.
"Is she some kind of judge?" Edgeworth asked.
"I guess so," Phoenix replied.
"Well I'm glad we don't act like that in the courtroom," Edgeworth said.
"We kind of do," Phoenix said.
"Speak for yourself," Edgeworth barked back.
"Let's see this is the next video," Maya said. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=OChVVFKtlFM&translated=1 )
"I'm sure glad that she isn't the judge of our courts," Phoenix said with a sigh of relief.
"She should be, it would be amusing to see you get burned to a crisp," Edgeworth replied with a sinister laugh.
"Well lets move on shall we?" Maya said. "The next few videos were sent by Demonhedgehog!" ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=oJqgtfvZdsk )
"Ah a Phoenix Wrong video," Edgeworth exclaimed. "This should be amusing,"
"Why do songs have to contain such foul language?" Edgeworth complained.
"Get used to it Edgeworth!" Phoenix replied. "You complain so much!"
"So, the Spartans' occupation is Ah-ooh?" Edgeworth asked.
"Apparently," Phoenix said laughing.
"This is all wrong," Phoenix said. "Edgeworth is the fag not Von Karma!"
"Watch your mouth Wright," Edgeworth said sharply, "Unless you want to loose it."
"I was just kidding," Phoenix replied.
"Oh man I love that south park episode!" Maya said.
"Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems! What is five times two?" Phoenix said.
"Wow what horrible education," Edgeworth said while shaking his head.
"Yay more south park!" Maya said.
"This is ruining my reputation. A gentleman such as myself would never curse!" Edgeworth whined.
"Here we go again, stop whining!" Phoenix said. "It's just a video!"
"I'll take a potato chip...and EAT IT!" Maya said. "That's one of my favorite lines from Death Note."
"Heres the next video!" Phoenix said. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=foeiP9YCayI )
"If there were four Phoenixes I think I would kill myself," Edgeworth said. "One is enough."
"Hey, Edgeworth won!" Phoenix said. "No fair..."
"It's just a video Wright," Edgeworth said mocking Phoenix.
"Next!" Maya said. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=AHFbAiJ5qpI )
"Oh my god!" Maya said. "Von Karma, Pearl, and I look soo cute!"
"Phoenix you look adorable in this video!" Maya said.
"So you're saying that I don't look adorable in real life?" Phoenix said with a scowl on his face.
"That's exactly what she is saying," Edgeworth replied.
"No I am not!" Maya argued.
"Haha Edgeworth you're mad in this video, like you always are!" Phoenix teased.
"Next video!" Maya stated. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=9Uzjr2Iei_k )
"Um, is Gant doing something inappropriate to Maya in this video?" Edgeworth asked.
"I'd rather not go there," Phoenix said. Maya nodded.
"The next video was sent in by flamingbunnies." Edgeworth said. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=xuU3tXSyfKc )
"Is this video seriously about these people trying to figure out if Klavier is gay or not?" Maya said.
"I barely know the guy so I can't say," Phoenix replied. "Lets ask the expert. Edgeworth is Klavier gay?"
"I am not gay and I don't think he is gay," Edgeworth said with an angry look. "This is all I have to say about this video."
"Okay, the final video was sent in by Menasay!" Maya said. ( youtube(dot)com/watch?v=B19psj70HII&feature=related )
"Oh lord no!" Edgeworth said. "A gay video with Phoenix and I as the pairing!"
"Turn it off right now!" Phoenix said.
"Something we finally agree on!" Edgeworth replied.
"I want to watch it, you guys make a cute couple!" Maya insisted.
Edgeworth and Phoenix both ran to the bathroom and a few gags were heard.
"This is so cute and heartbreaking!" Maya said as a tear fell from her eye.
Edgeworth and Phoenix both ignored Maya's comments and left the office for some fresh air.
A/N: Yay! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Sorry for the long wait! Don't forget to review and send me more videos! You guys are keeping this fanfiction alive! Keep up the good work ;]
