Dear Diary,

Today, Watari left me in charge. He hasn't done that in what feels like centuries, and for that reason alone I can conclude that he obviously wants me to spend time with my disciples. I find this unnecessary, and this is mainly because those children terrify me to no ends. They are demonic, I assure you, and adding to that their above genius abilities sums to nothing good. At all. Thus, I find it that perhaps Watari is trying to sabotage me by leaving me with them.

And that brings my percentage of Watari being Kira to a bristling 78.9%. Of course, I will share a secret. I only use percentages when I feel that something is actually higher than 90%. So you may assume that my suspicions are quite high...

First, Mello demanded he had some of my chocolate. After minutes of annoying me, I finally broke off a piece for him. How annoying, he stood by me for ten minutes, staring over my shoulder and chewing that same piece incredibly loudly. I now see how Light felt, however, I do have more self control than Light, so I was able to go without screaming at poor Mello.

However. What frustrated me was how he corrected every little thing that I did wrong. Starting with my spelling, I will admit that I am no perfect typist. And every time he saw a red line, he would screech at the top of his lungs, that I spelled it wrong. Obviously, the rest of the force seemed to be getting disturbed, with the acceptance of Matsuda, who was gently rocking a sleeping Near in his arms. Disturbing.

I almost feel sympathetic for him; as he has no idea what the hell he's getting himself into.

Next, Matt ran up to me, wailing hysterically that he needed new batteries. Honestly. He had a mound of them. How did he even play enough to reduce that much juice? I know a lot, but that shall puzzle me for ages.

And he went on for six. Hours. Until, of course, I finally turned around. My facial expression must have scared the others, because they all had looks of terror on their face, contrast from the original bloodlust- for Matt, of course.

So, I picked Matt up and literally threw him over my shoulder. He landed perfectly still onto a chair, bottom down, but I suppose I must give him credit for surviving the hurtle through the air.

Of course, Watari just so happened to enter the room at that moment.

And now I'm grounded.

GROUNDED? As if I am seven. He won't let me work on the Kira case for two days, and he's letting Light- KIRA HIMSELF, work on the case as leader. That's Kira. Kira is chasing Kira. And yet he refuses to listen to me.

And it doesn't help that Mello and Matt come by ever four minutes or so to knock on my door and wave cake in my face-

And that is the other restriction, no cake for two days.

Perhaps it is best Kira kill me now,

Sincerely,

Ryuzaki.