Ramirez: I'm back! Sorry for the long wait.

Falco: All you have to say is "sorry"?

Ramirez: What else is there to say? Oh, yeah and I brought food.

Slippy: Yay!

Wolf: About time you got us something to eat.

Ramirez: You should be glad your still here after last chapter.

Falco: Yeah that was funny.

Ramirez: No it wasn't.

Falco: Yes it was.

Ramirez: SHUT UP!!

Falco: (shuts up)

Ramirez: Just eat your food so we can move on to questions.

One hour later…

Ramirez: All done?

Fox: Pretty much.

Slippy: I'm still hungry.

Panther: Stupid fat frog.

Ramirez: Okay back to the interview.

Longsword 117's Questions

To fox: Just ask Krystal to marry u already. I mean you do have the ring in your pocket and if you do it every one will stop saying you are gay.

Fox: Krystal, will you marry me? (pulls out ring)

Krystal: NO!!

Falco: Okay that proves it. Krystal's lesbian!

Krystal: NO I'M NOT!!

Falco: Then how come you didn't accept Fox's proposal?

Krystal: Because I love sexy men! (looks at Wolf)

Wolf: Darn straight.

Slippy: How is Fox not sexy?

All: WTH!!

Slippy: I mean one time I saw him topless and I thought that was hot.

Falco: Okay Slippy you're gay.

Fox: Slippy, you are no longer part of Star Fox.

Falco: Why, Fox? You can finally have a boyfriend.

Fox: For once Falco, SHUT UP!!

Ramirez: This is disturbing. MOVING ON NOW!!

To Falco: What is with the "fox is gay" remarks? You are making it sound like you are gay.

Falco: I only say so because it's true. And I'm not gay. I have Katt.

Katt: No you don't.

Falco: What about last night?

Katt: I was drunk.

To Krystal: What would you do if you found out that fox has his own mansion and has over 300 billion dollars?

Krystal: Instantly marry him.

Fox: I'm gonna try to get rich.

Falco: How about a male stripper?

Fox: Why so you can look at me?

Leon: Gotcha.

Ramirez: Ooh, burn!

Panther: Ha ha! Stupid bird got dogged by a homo!

Falco: Whatever.

To Peppy: Make a Dumb ray and fire it at Slippy.

Logan the Cyndaquil's Questions

Peppy: Okay. (makes a dumb ray and fires it at Slippy)

Slippy: Slippy stupid now!

Peppy: What's two plus two?

Slippy: (foams at mouth)

Ramirez: Peppy I think you put it on the "Drool Monkey" setting.

Peppy: Oops…

To Wolf: Challenge Fox to an Arwing vs. Wolfen battle.

Wolf: Let's fight Arwing vs. Wolfen!

Fox: You're on!

Wolf wins.

Wolf: You suck Fox.

Fox: Shut up I'm just tired.

To Slippy: Eat 10 Cheeseburgers.

Peppy: (Stuffs ten cheeseburgers in Slippy's mouth)

Slippy: (starts choking)

Peppy: (removes cheeseburgers)

Starfoxluver's Question

To Fox and Krystal: Did you know that you're married!?

Fox: Really!?

Krystal: I'm filing a divorce.

Scarfox08's Question

To Fox: Once again Fox who do you think is hotter Miyu Lynx or Katt Monroe?

Fox: Miyu.

Ramirez: I keep forgetting Fay and Miyu are here.

Miyu: Yeah we still exist. Thanks Fox.

Fox: Your welcome.

CrazyKomitchii's Questions

To Fox: If you where gay would you end up with Falco or Wolf? (if its Wolf that would be hot!)

Fox: I'm not answering that.

Falco: Hey I found Fox's diary!

Fox: GIVE ME THAT!!

Wolf: Read it.

Falco: August 1st, 2008. Wolf looks extremely hot with that eye patch. Panther's hot but he needs to stop talking in third person.

I think Krystal's in love with Katt and—

Fox: (hysteric) NONE OF THAT IS TRUE!! YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP!!

Ramirez: Besides that's Slippy's diary.

Slippy: (still foaming at mouth)

All: Okay…

To Krystal: Are you a lesbian 'cause you won't even go out with either Fox or Panther. Lesbian. Oh I hate you and Fox should have left you to rot.

Krystal: No I'm not lesbian. Fox is a loser who beats his meat and Panther is…Panther.

Falco: You do that, Fox?

Fox: NO!!

Falco: Whatever you say.

To Falco: will you give me your Arwing? Or an autograph?

Falco: How about an autograph? Here you go.

Falco Lombardi

Final Fox's Questions

To Wolf, Fox, and Falco: Who you hate the most out of anyone?

Wolf: Fox.

Fox: Wolf.

Falco: All homos like Fox.

Fox: I'm not gay.

Falco: Okay…

Slippy: Why in the heck was your voice was so dang high pitched during the Lylat Wars and Dinosaur Planet?

Slippy: (Dumb ray effects wear off) I was voiced by a girl then.

Falco: That's gay.

Peppy: How did James really die?

Peppy: He got into a drunken fight with Wolf's dad and lost.

Wolf: Yeah my dad's still doing time for that.

Fox: I hate your dad for that.

Panther: How come you're such a retard?

Panther: I'm not a retard just self-centered.

ShadowFox0324's Question

To Fox: Do you believe all your problems here can be solved with a Gatling gun?

Fox: Yes.

Ramirez: Fortunately we don't allow deadly weapons.

Fox: No fair…

Captain Obvious' Question

To Fox and Wolf: Who's the female in your relationship?

Fox: Krystal.

Krystal: NO!!

Fox: Aw…

Wolf: Fox's mom.

Fox: I'll kill you.

Wolf: Come on then you pansy. (Starts fighting Fox)

Ramirez okay I'm stopping here. If I didn't answer your questions they're in the make-up chapters. Which are chapters 8 and 9. So wait until chapter 10 to send me more questions. And thanks for the reviews this makes me feel better.