Ramirez: I'm back! Sorry for the long wait.
Falco: All you have to say is "sorry"?
Ramirez: What else is there to say? Oh, yeah and I brought food.
Slippy: Yay!
Wolf: About time you got us something to eat.
Ramirez: You should be glad your still here after last chapter.
Falco: Yeah that was funny.
Ramirez: No it wasn't.
Falco: Yes it was.
Ramirez: SHUT UP!!
Falco: (shuts up)
Ramirez: Just eat your food so we can move on to questions.
One hour later…
Ramirez: All done?
Fox: Pretty much.
Slippy: I'm still hungry.
Panther: Stupid fat frog.
Ramirez: Okay back to the interview.
Longsword 117's Questions
To fox: Just ask Krystal to marry u already. I mean you do have the ring in your pocket and if you do it every one will stop saying you are gay.
Fox: Krystal, will you marry me? (pulls out ring)
Krystal: NO!!
Falco: Okay that proves it. Krystal's lesbian!
Krystal: NO I'M NOT!!
Falco: Then how come you didn't accept Fox's proposal?
Krystal: Because I love sexy men! (looks at Wolf)
Wolf: Darn straight.
Slippy: How is Fox not sexy?
All: WTH!!
Slippy: I mean one time I saw him topless and I thought that was hot.
Falco: Okay Slippy you're gay.
Fox: Slippy, you are no longer part of Star Fox.
Falco: Why, Fox? You can finally have a boyfriend.
Fox: For once Falco, SHUT UP!!
Ramirez: This is disturbing. MOVING ON NOW!!
To Falco: What is with the "fox is gay" remarks? You are making it sound like you are gay.
Falco: I only say so because it's true. And I'm not gay. I have Katt.
Katt: No you don't.
Falco: What about last night?
Katt: I was drunk.
To Krystal: What would you do if you found out that fox has his own mansion and has over 300 billion dollars?
Krystal: Instantly marry him.
Fox: I'm gonna try to get rich.
Falco: How about a male stripper?
Fox: Why so you can look at me?
Leon: Gotcha.
Ramirez: Ooh, burn!
Panther: Ha ha! Stupid bird got dogged by a homo!
Falco: Whatever.
To Peppy: Make a Dumb ray and fire it at Slippy.
Logan the Cyndaquil's Questions
Peppy: Okay. (makes a dumb ray and fires it at Slippy)
Slippy: Slippy stupid now!
Peppy: What's two plus two?
Slippy: (foams at mouth)
Ramirez: Peppy I think you put it on the "Drool Monkey" setting.
Peppy: Oops…
To Wolf: Challenge Fox to an Arwing vs. Wolfen battle.
Wolf: Let's fight Arwing vs. Wolfen!
Fox: You're on!
Wolf wins.
Wolf: You suck Fox.
Fox: Shut up I'm just tired.
To Slippy: Eat 10 Cheeseburgers.
Peppy: (Stuffs ten cheeseburgers in Slippy's mouth)
Slippy: (starts choking)
Peppy: (removes cheeseburgers)
Starfoxluver's Question
To Fox and Krystal: Did you know that you're married!?
Fox: Really!?
Krystal: I'm filing a divorce.
Scarfox08's Question
To Fox: Once again Fox who do you think is hotter Miyu Lynx or Katt Monroe?
Fox: Miyu.
Ramirez: I keep forgetting Fay and Miyu are here.
Miyu: Yeah we still exist. Thanks Fox.
Fox: Your welcome.
CrazyKomitchii's Questions
To Fox: If you where gay would you end up with Falco or Wolf? (if its Wolf that would be hot!)
Fox: I'm not answering that.
Falco: Hey I found Fox's diary!
Fox: GIVE ME THAT!!
Wolf: Read it.
Falco: August 1st, 2008. Wolf looks extremely hot with that eye patch. Panther's hot but he needs to stop talking in third person.
I think Krystal's in love with Katt and—
Fox: (hysteric) NONE OF THAT IS TRUE!! YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP!!
Ramirez: Besides that's Slippy's diary.
Slippy: (still foaming at mouth)
All: Okay…
To Krystal: Are you a lesbian 'cause you won't even go out with either Fox or Panther. Lesbian. Oh I hate you and Fox should have left you to rot.
Krystal: No I'm not lesbian. Fox is a loser who beats his meat and Panther is…Panther.
Falco: You do that, Fox?
Fox: NO!!
Falco: Whatever you say.
To Falco: will you give me your Arwing? Or an autograph?
Falco: How about an autograph? Here you go.
Falco Lombardi
Final Fox's Questions
To Wolf, Fox, and Falco: Who you hate the most out of anyone?
Wolf: Fox.
Fox: Wolf.
Falco: All homos like Fox.
Fox: I'm not gay.
Falco: Okay…
Slippy: Why in the heck was your voice was so dang high pitched during the Lylat Wars and Dinosaur Planet?
Slippy: (Dumb ray effects wear off) I was voiced by a girl then.
Falco: That's gay.
Peppy: How did James really die?
Peppy: He got into a drunken fight with Wolf's dad and lost.
Wolf: Yeah my dad's still doing time for that.
Fox: I hate your dad for that.
Panther: How come you're such a retard?
Panther: I'm not a retard just self-centered.
ShadowFox0324's Question
To Fox: Do you believe all your problems here can be solved with a Gatling gun?
Fox: Yes.
Ramirez: Fortunately we don't allow deadly weapons.
Fox: No fair…
Captain Obvious' Question
To Fox and Wolf: Who's the female in your relationship?
Fox: Krystal.
Krystal: NO!!
Fox: Aw…
Wolf: Fox's mom.
Fox: I'll kill you.
Wolf: Come on then you pansy. (Starts fighting Fox)
Ramirez okay I'm stopping here. If I didn't answer your questions they're in the make-up chapters. Which are chapters 8 and 9. So wait until chapter 10 to send me more questions. And thanks for the reviews this makes me feel better.
