Me: Yahoo! We're back! And Uma-chan is with me again! (Don't steal my spotlight!)
Uma: Hi...
Me: Yeah. So let us begin the questionnaire!
Uma: What questionnaire?!
Me: SHUT UP! Okay, ehem, first question: Do you still love Kaito?
Uma: N-No. No. No! I never did love him. I-I just m-married him for money! He was a rich prince so...
Me: I think you're denying too much. Second question (El-chan gave it to us! Thank you): Do you like pink fluffy bunnies?
Uma: I hate pink fluffy bunnies!!
Me: *blows in to the whistle* Attack, my bunnies, attack! Operation Barbarossa was Hitler trying to conquer Russia or something!
*bunnies attack*
Uma: AAGH! BUNNIES ARE KILLING ME! AND WHAT'S WITH THAT LINE!
Me: We're doing a project on it in history classes. Now, chappyyyyyyyy ROLL!
*Uma runs in to the story*
They're still... in the temple.
"Now... What kind of punishment should I give you for not obeying my princess," Kaito chuckled lightly.
Amu and Tadase started getting ready for a fight.
"Heh... I know..."
Amu and Tadase locked their stares on him.
"How about some tea?"
Amu and Tadase fell on the floor.
"TEA?!" they yelled.
"Yes, yes. Tea, tea," Kaito laughed.
A poof was heard and there was a tea table in the center of the temple. Another poof and teacups and cookies appeared on the table. A third poof and Kaito was next to the table, holding a tea pot. A wshoom was heard and Amu was drooling in front of the table. Tadase sweatdropped and made his way to the table too.
"Here you go, miss," Kaito said and poured a cup of tea for Amu.
"Ah.. Thank you..."
"Here you go, mister," Kaito said and poured a cup of tea for Tadase.
"...Thank you."
Kaito poured a cup of tea for himself and sat down. Silence filled the temple. Amu took three cookies and ate them all at once.
"So... May I ask why you're interfering with my Uma-chan's plans?" Kaito asked.
"Are you stupid or something?" Amu asked, getting her role of 'Cool and Spicy' girl back. (Since she wasn't so hungry anymore)
"Maybe I am."
"We don't want to live here either. Even though it's sad to leave Uma and you in places like this, but-"
Kaito looked a bit surprised for a second but collected himself immediately.
"...Is that so."
It was silent again, until...
"Ah, it looks like Uma-chan's ready," Kaito said.
"Gah! We completely forgot her!" Amu remembered and got up.
"See ya!" Kaito yelled and disappeared in a poof.
"Geeeeeeez! How do we get out of here?" Amu yelled.
Tadase flushed and turned away. Amu was rambling random stuff about a sale next week and baby-sitting Ami the week after that.
"Uhh... I know how we can get out of here...?" Tadase said.
Amu went silent. Wshoom. She was next to Tadase.
"WHAT?! HOW?!"
"Ah.. Well.. You have to... Umm... Kiss... Me," Tadase stuttered, staring at the temple's roof.
Amu blushed.
"Wha-Whaat? Whyy?" she asked, actually quite pleased.
"Uhh... Uma said so.."
"But, but, but..."
Tadase watched Amu panic and sighed.
'I guess I should've sent Ikuto here...'
"But... I guess.. I'm a bit happy," Amu said and her blush grew deeper.
Tadase stared at her. Did he just hear something wrong? Did she just say...? God, she did. He was happy. Not just happy, ultrahappy. If he'd die now, he'd die happy. Now he just had to...
Tadase grabbed Amu by her waist and kissed her with all his passion. Amu was surprised. Veeeery surprised. God, he was a good kisser. Just when she started kissing him back, there was a big poof with a lot of white smoke. When they opened their eyes, they still kissing...
But now they had audience. Yaya, Ikuto, Nagihiko, Rima, Kaito and Uma were staring at them. Everyone was silent. Ikuto's face showed complete disgust. Yaya looked ultra happy for them and took a few pictures. Nagihiko sweatdropped at them and Rima was about to kill Tadase. Kaito and Uma were about to burst in laughter.
When they realized that they were still kissing, they broke the kiss immediately and jumped away from each other, blushing madly.
"Uhh. This is just-" Amu started explaining.
Me: Was that romance?
Uma: Donno. Don't care.
Me: Huh. I'm not that good with romance.. I like splatter better, maybe...
Uma: What's splatter?
Me: Uhh.. How should I explain it? It's a horror class in movies and animes and stuff.. It consists mostly of blood showers and flying intestines and...
Uma: *barfing*
Me: That's exactly what my friends said when I showed them some splatter! I mean, talk about rude! Geez, please review! I'm out of here.
