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The Arrancar crept silently by himself through a garden within Seireitei, hoping not to run into any trouble. Even in the Organisation, there were still some cowards, all of them him. He stopped suddenly, noticing a woman on the porch beyond the bush he was hiding under. She had long, braided hair, flowing over her front instead of down her back, and wore a white captain's haori. He quickly decided that it would be wise not to fight a captain level Shinigami, and instead decided to go pick a fight with an unranked Shinigami.
"I know you are there, so please come out, Arrancar-san," said the woman, turning towards where the man crouched. He froze, his flea-like courage coming into effect.
"If you come out now, I promise I will hear you out before I attack," said the woman, a motherly smile spread across her lips. Slowly, the Arrancar stepped out of his hiding spot and stood in front of the woman.
"May I ask your name?" she said, still sitting and drinking tea. The man was startled. He had not expected such a nice welcome, from the enemy no less.
"My n-n-name is D-D-Demyx," stuttered the unfortunate man.
"My name is Unohana Retsu, captain of the 4th squad," said Unohana, gesturing for Demyx to sit down next to her. Demyx cautiously approached, and sat down, about one metre from her. She gave him a warm smile and asked one of her squad members to bring another cup and the pot of tea. The young boy was very flustered from being talked to directly by the captain. Now he seemed worried that he was serving tea to the enemy.
"Um… thank you Unohana-san," said Demyx, accepting a cup of tea from her. Unohana looked out at the sky, and sighed.
"I am a captain, but I dislike fighting," she said, still looking at the sky. "I am sure that you feel this way too, which is why you have not attacked me yet," she said, turning back to him, still smiling warmly. "But because we both must fight, I would like to make a deal with you," Unohana said, pulling out a deck of playing cards from within her robe.
"What kind of deal?" asked Demyx, shyly.
"Strip poker," said Unohana, shuffling the deck of cards. "If you are the first to lose all of your clothes, then you will return to Hueco Mundo, and if I lose my clothes, then me and my entire squad shall surrender," she said, smiling as Demyx turned red, thinking about playing strip poker with her. "Does that sound fair, Demyx-san?"
"Okay, it sounds better than fighting each other, Unohana-san," replied Demyx, putting on his poker face while Unohana smiled at him and began dealing the cards.
"Okay, I know you can't beat this hand," said Demyx, shivering. He was down to his boxers, while Unohana hadn't removed anything at all.
"I'm not sure if my hand is good enough, so it looks like my clothes are next to come off," said Unohana, while Demyx blushed. Demyx laid out his cards, a triumphant look on his face.
"Three of a kind," said Demyx, laying out three aces. He began to play some victory music on his sitar, while Unohana tapped along to the beat. During the match, Demyx had pulled out his sitar and played some music and Unohana had requested some songs and now she really liked his musical skills.
"Unfortunately, I have a royal flush. Sorry," said Unohana, laying out her cards. Demyx's jaw dropped, and then he sighed, got behind his sitar and took off his boxers.
"Do I have to keep myself uncovered?" asked the naked Demyx, shivering from the cold. Unohana shook her head, much to his relief.
"No, but you do have to return to Hueco Mundo now, as our agreement states," said Unohana, smiling warmly. "I do hope we get to meet again, Demyx-san."
"Yes, I hope we can see each other again. Maybe when we do I can play you some more music," said Demyx, blushing madly. Unohana smiled, and walked towards him. She walked up close to him and kissed him on the cheek, sending his face as red as a traffic light.
"Goodbye, Demyx-san," said Unohana, walking back to her squad compound.
"Goodbye… Unohana-chan," said Demyx, whispering the last bit to himself.
Demyx crept towards the white building from when the Arrancar had entered Seireitei. He was completely naked and creeping behind his sitar when he bumped into a big, solid object. He fell backwards, and gulped, realising that the object was a captain Shinigami, wearing a torn haori and an eye patch.
"Well, well what do we have here?" said the giant, drawing his jagged sword.
"I'M OUTTA HERE!" screamed Demyx, opening a Garganta hole in the sky, but before he could jump into it, he was kicked through it by the eye patch man with brutal force.
Demyx woke up in Aizen's room, Aizen bending over him.
"Demyx, why are you naked and in my room?" asked Aizen.
"When I got to Seireitei, I played poker with a captain woman, named Unohana and…" said Demyx, very quickly.
"Oh, you got pokered by Unohana," said Aizen, knowingly. "Don't worry, she got me too."
Just then, Gin and Tousen walked into the room. Gin took one look at Demyx and then said "Unohana strikes again."
"Did you all lose to Unohana-san?" asked Tousen.
"Yeah, she is so hard to beat, but so hard to resist," said Gin, a nosebleed quickly occurring.
"I didn't think that when I beat her," said Tousen, quietly.
"YOU BEAT HER?" screamed Aizen and Gin.
"Oh man, how hot was she?" they asked simultaneously.
"How am I supposed to know? I'm kind of blind," said Tousen.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Aizen and Gin, their faces dropping.
"I got a picture of her, but everyone says it's not what they're looking for," said Tousen, pulling out a small picture from his robe. Aizen and Gin grabbed the photo, and their hopes were dashed.
"Yeah Tousen, nice shot of her face."
Awww, that's so sweet. maybe it's only me, but i think Demyx and Unohana make a really sweet pairing.
This chapter is dedicated to my faithful readers Kira 2212 and Meyrinn. CHIBI'S RULE!!
