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"Ugh, I'm so hungry," Luffy whined.
"There's nothing we can do about being hungry," Natsu sighed.
"It's funny that you have absolutely no navigation skills," Zoro told Luffy.
"Why? I've always been just wandering," Luffy asked, "You're like me too, wandering and capturing hunted pirates for rewards."
"I don't remember me saying that I live completely off of rewards!" Zoro objected, "I was searching for a man, that's why I left to the sea. But now I can't find my way home."
Natsu kept his nose out to sea, trying to find the scent of something that told them land was near. Luffy was intently listening to Zoro. "I had no choice, but to start hunting pirates for a living just to get a little bit for the living expenses," Zoro tried to explain to Luffy.
"Oh, so you're lost?" Luffy came up with the conclusion and Natsu gave a heavy sigh.
"Shut up! You are the one who's lost!" Zoro retorted to Luffy.
"Geez, never heard of pirates who don't know how to navigate," Zoro sighed, "How do expect to go to the Grand Line like this? You should hurry up and find a crewmate who knows how to navigate."
"And someone who knows how to cook, and someone for singing," Luffy started listing.
"Idiot! What are you going off on?" Zoro yelled.
"Leave him alone, Zoro. I've already tried to teach him navigation skills as I'm not very good either, but it didn't work out. Plus, he's not very good at lots of things so he needs worthy crew members," Natsu told Zoro.
"Then what are you good at?" Zoro asked.
"Tracking," Natsu answered.
Zoro gave a questioning stare at Natsu as if he was crazy. "You probably won't believe me, but I was taught be a fire dragon. I didn't recieve my powers from a Devil's Fruit like Luffy did," Natsu stared our ahead, as if not wanting to meet Zoro's gaze.
"Dragon? But they don't-" Zoro was cut off by Luffy shaking his head at him.
Natsu glanced at them, but looked back at sea, sniffing the air. "He'll break your nose and you'll probably crash out into the ocean while breaking the boat," Luffy told Zoro with a smile.
"What?" Zoro was completely shocked.
"Say more than that and it'll turn into a burn and a broken nose, and even more then necessary, you'll get shocked with lightning along with it," Natsu added to the list.
"That'll be pretty useful to know in the future," Zoro said and then realized what he said, adding the question, "Then what happened to the bullets?"
"Bullets?" Natsu thought and remembered what Zoro was talking about.
"Oh, I used my lightning to help out, I just used my flames to melt it down. There shouldn't have been too much heat given off, it might've not been noticeable," Natsu explained, eyes scanning the sea.
Zoro didn't say any more.
About an hour had passed since the conversation. Natsu continued to sit at the head of the boat, in search of land. Zoro and Luffy stayed outstretched on the deck and in unison, said, "Sooooo hungry."
"I don't know what you two are complaining about," Natsu grumbled in annoyance.
"Oh, a bird," Zoro then pointed out and all eyes went to the bird.
"Looks pretty tasty," Luffy commented.
"Luffy, please don't go after the bird," Natsu pleaded Luffy.
"Let's eat that bird!" Luffy told them, ignoring Natsu.
"How are you going to eat it?" Zoro asked.
"I'll go get it! Watch my specialty! Gomu Gomu no," Luffy stretched his arms out up onto the top of the mast.
"Luffy, stop! You might land in the water! I'll get the-" Natsu tried to stop Luffy, but Luffy wasn't listening.
"Rocket!" Luffy launched himself and Natsu sighed hopelessly.
"He can go and drown, for all I care," Natsu muttered and looked back out at sea.
"Can't believe he thought of that," Zoro watched Luffy.
Then, he watched as the bird had caught Luffy by the head. "Huh?" Zoro seemed confused.
"What happened to the idiot?" Natsu looked up to see the scene that Zoro was watching.
Luffy screamed and called out, "Help!"
"You idiot!" Zoro yelled back.
Natsu and Zoro each grabbed a paddle and began rowing after the bird with Luffy. "What the heck are you doing? Jeez," Zoro yelled at Luffy.
"Hey! Stop the boat!"
"The boat over there, stop!"
People called out to the boat Natsu and Zoro were vigorously rowing.
"Huh? There are people in trouble here too?" Zoro asked.
"It seems like it. Let's pass them. We've got to catch up with Luffy," Natsu told Zoro and they kept their fast pace.
"We don't have time to stop! You guys get on yourselves," Zoro answered their calls.
"You-"
"What did you say?"
They panicked as the two had passed, trying to drag themselves onto the rowing boat. "Heh! Your climbing skills aren't bad!" Zoro complimented them.
"Were you guys trying to run us over?" They screamed at the two and Natsu gave a small laugh.
"Thank god!"
"Why are these guys so reckless?"
The three breathed heavily and after a small amount of time, they caught their breath once more. "Hey! Stop the boat!" One demanded, sword in hand, "This is the pirate, Buggy-sama's territory."
"What?" The two asked.
Punches were thrown at the three. Then, they were made to row the small boat. "We didn't know you were 'Pirate Hunter Zoro'. We're really sorry," One apologized for all three.
"You three made us lose track of our friend! Put some back into it! If we don't find our friend, you three are in for it!" Zoro threatened them.
Natsu searched the skies for the bird, but there was no sign of it anywhere. "Oh yeah, why were the three of you drifting in the middle of the ocean?" Zoro then questioned.
"Yes, yes, yes! Good question, you finally asked!" One of them told Zoro.
"That girl!" The first one said.
"Yeah! That bad girl!" The second one added.
"But she's really cute too!" The third one gave a compliment, but ended up being punched in the face by the second.
"The three of us had just finished robbing a ship and on the way back..." The first told the story of how they ran into a girl who seemed to fainted in a boat drifting towards them.
The girl had gotten all three of them on her boat and she had left with their boat filled with treasure.
"And that's what happened," He ended the story.
"Terrible, huh?" Another asked.
"She can predict the weather," Zoro thought and Natsu had a grin forming on his face, knowing exactly what he was getting at.
"This girl must be something special!" Zoro came to a conclusion.
"We're going to go after her and get her to join us, aren't we?" Natsu asked.
"If I find her, I'm gonna kill her," The first replied.
"First we got to get our loot back!" The second argued.
"Yeah, if we go back empty-handed, Buggy-sama will..." The third agreed and didn't finish his sentence.
"Who's Buggy?" Zoro asked the question that Natsu's been dying to know the answer for.
"He's our pirate leader! Haven't you ever heard of 'Buggy The Clown'?" The man made it sound like it was an obvious thing, "He's a dangerous man who ate one of the Devil's Fruits!"
"Ate a Devil's Fruit?" Zoro asked.
I'm posting up chapters for this story randomly tonight since I really don't want to take over two years to write this story. So, enjoy the chapter-filled night tonight!
