The Adventures of Emily Nova: Chapter 7

Me: I am so sorry for not updating in a long time. Well it wasn't that long but long for me and my supporters.

Emily: Oh well its okay.

Me: Thanks, but this chapter is about Taylor and Alle's wedding. It also has dumb jokes and burns and many other things you would like

Emily: Hooray!

Me: Onwards to thy chapter

Emily: That does not work at all for you

Me: Whatever -_-'

Drake…

I woke up in the morning to the sound of spraying. It was Charles putting on some deodorant. The only problem was that it was Axe and he uses way too much. He stunk up the whole dorm. It smelled pretty bad. I wondered if Axe put serving suggestions on it so people don't overdo it. Victoria is going to be mad!

"Dude that is way too much," I said.

"Nu uh," he said.

"Yeah, it smells horrible," I said.

"No, girls love it," he said.

"You mean girls love to choke and suffocate," I said.

"Never mind," he said. Then I remembered today we had no school due to a special event. I had no idea who or what it was. I will find out soon I guess.

It's a wedding my O-Raptor said. What, they stop school for a wedding! I thought. Well it is the world's strongest fossil fighter's wedding he said. So that's why I said. I guess that was going to be cool. Maybe I could see him show off his strongest moves. Then I wondered how Emily was waking up.

Emily…

"Wake up," Victoria said shaking me.

"Don't wanna,"I said.

"You have to, we have to get breakfast and go to the wedding," she said. That's woke me up. I went to the bathroom immediately so I could change and get ready. I saw my hair. My light brown hair was a gigantic afro! I started combing it down. It was World War III. Well that's what it felt like. My hair was like impossible! Then I changed my clothes. I wore a nice dress. It was made of velvet and had white lacing. It was pretty. Then someone banged on the door. It was Celeste.

"In a second," I yelled. Then I finished putting on my makeup. I don't put makeup on everyday but when I do it's a special event. Then I walked out.

"About time," Celeste grumbled. She was not a morning person at all. She was sort of like me but I did not want to admit it.

I hate her Shenliu said. Yep Nessie, my Elasmo said. Everybody that isn't snobby hates her I said. True dat my vivosaurs said. Then Victoria and I sat on the bed and turned on the T.V. It wasn't time to go so we killed time. Then Celeste came out. She finished putting her make up on.

"Hey Celeste, did you gain five pounds, because that's a lot of makeup!" I said.

"That's not nice," Celeste said.

"Seriously that's a lot," Victoria said.

"Stop it now or else I will get my father to arrest you," she said angrily.

"Cool," I said. Then Victoria and I went out the door. We went to the dining hall. I wondered how Drake and Charles were doing.

Drake…

"Hurry up, we are gonna be late," I said.

"Ok," Charles said. We literally ran to the dining hall. We barely ran into Victoria and Emily.

"Ha-ha," Emily laughed.

"Wait, we are not late!" I said.

No, we set your clock to 1 hour later," I said.

"What!" Drake said. He was looking really stupid right now. All I did was laugh. Then we walked to the dining hall. I forgave Emily because her nature was to do pranks. We held hands all the way there.

Soon I saw 3 kids. They were all different ages. One looked like my age another looked younger, and the last one looked really little.

"Lacunae, I told you no," one of the older girls said.

"Ok," the littlest girl said.

"Shiana don't be so rude," the oldest said.

"OK Nila," Shiana said. I laughed because they all got along so well for some reason. They looked connected. Then I got in line for breakfast. There were kids sipping hot cocoa and other kids asleep. Good thing there was no school. Then I got my usual. I got bacon, eggs, pancakes, and many other things.

"Hey can you pose," Emily asked.

"Why," I said.

"Just do it," she said. Nike O-Raptor said. Then I posed.

"I told you he looks like Liam Hensworth," she said. I sighed. People always ask me that. Then we all got our food and sat down. I saw Acilla talking to some girl. She had a black shirt with a skull on it. It almost looked like the BB Brigade Shirts they sell at the mall here.

"I know Luna, it's crazy. Poor Kino and his diet," Acilla said.

"I know," Luna said, "Come is still completely hipster and he always burns his tongue because he drinks his coffee before it's cool."

"I get it because he's a hipster," Acilla said laughing.

"I guess it wasn't meant to be a joke but that's still funny," Luna said laughing. Then we sat down. A man was struggling over a piece of paper. It was pretty stupid because it was an exercise plan. He was chubby. It was Kino from cleaning class.

"Come on Kino, let's do this," he said. Then he got an idea.

"I got it!" he said scaring the whole table. He started jotting down random things. This is what it said:

Exercise Plan:

Exercise

(Eggs-are-sides)

To Bacon

Bacon!

I had to give Kino credit for being classical. It was funny.

"I gotta show Acilla," he said. Then he ran to her table. Then he got deep into his conversation.

Then we went to the courtyard. It was truly beautiful. It made me feel like I was in Hawaii. Well we were on the tropical island of Ribular Island. There was a bunch of people already here.

"My own son is getting married," some woman said who suspiciously looked a lot like Taylor. I tugged at my tie. It felt awkward to be wearing a clip on tie.

Emily…

I was excited. I really loved weddings. Drake looked nervous. I had no idea why but I didn't care. Most of the people were Taylor's age or older. But there was one girl that was there. She looked one year older than me. She was talking to Acilla.

"Well this is going to be fun," Acilla said. Then I asked Acilla where the bathroom was. She told me behind the stairs. I went and I almost ran into a girl. I guessed this was Alle. She looked absolutely gorgeous. I mean she had a perfect figure. The wedding dress she had was perfect. She could have been a super model. She was crying on the phone.

"Are you okay," I asked.

"No," she moaned as she hung up.

"Whats wrong," I asked.

"My father doesn't want me to marry Taylor. He can't even come. He hates all fossil fighters for some reason," Alle said.

"Stereotype," I said.

"Pretty much," she said. Then she told me how her father hates Taylor.

"A fossil fighter attacked your dad when he was little," I said.

"Yep, now he hates all of them," Alle said.

"That's retarded. He hasn't even met some of them," I said.

"I know," Alle said.

"Then hand me the phone," I said.

"What," Alle asked.

"I am gonna talk to your dad," I said.

"Ok," she said handing me the phone.

"Hello," a voice said.

"Yes, this is the Stereotype Police, we are calling you because you are being a stereotype to all fossil fighters," I said.

"Alle is this you!" her dad yelled.

"No sir, this is the Stereotype Police," I said.

"Well there is no such thing," he said.

"Yes there is, but you will believe when there is a fine at your doorstep for not letting your daughter marry the man of his dreams," I said.

"How do you know?" he said.

"Because I am here with her," I said.

"I am not letting her marry," he said.

"Then you better come over here before it's too late," I said as Alle got ready. Then I hung up as her dad was saying many words in Spanish. Some were words that the author would put on here but his story is only rated T not M. I think I just broke the fourth wall a little bit. Then I ran out and sat down next to Victoria. Then the procession started. I saw Taylor. He had a very tight tuxedo on. I wondered if that's all he could wear. He looked hot, I guess but that was something you don't want to say at a wedding. Time passed. Then the wedding got to the best point of all.

"You may kiss the bride," the priest said. They both kissed and everyone cheered. It was cute. Then we went to the after party. There was dancing and the best food that I have ever tasted. Kino was stuffing himself. What else would you expect from him though?

"This food is amazing," Drake said gobbling it down.

"Yep," I said taking small bites. I saw Alle at another table with Taylor. She was taking small bites out of her cake.

"Just one small b….," she said before gobbling it down. Who could blame her, that's what everyone was doing. Then I heard yelling.

"Stop," someone yelled. It was a short, red faced, fat Mexican man.

"Stop it right now Alle Ramirez," he said.

"Too late, she is Alle Medina," Acilla said.

"I told you no," her dad said.

"Well you aren't the boss of me anymore, I am 21 years old," Alle said.

"Well that doesn't matter," he said.

"Well it does because I do not want to marry your favorite soccer player from Brazil," Alle said.

"Well uhh…," her dad said.

"That's right so you cant do anything about it," Alle said.

"Fine then, you could be married," he said angrily.

"1 step ahead of you," Alle said. The party was great and I partied really hard. It was fun and Drake and I kissed. It was fun. That was the best party ever.

Me: That was an awesome chapter.

Emily: It was short though

Me: Sorry but I am super busy

Emily: Oh well it is still fun

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