Christmas Is a Fun Time of Year
Chapter 7: Following For Revenge
The two men pick the tree on the right, attach it to the top of the car, and enter the car, unbeknowingst to them Bob and his brother had attached themselves to the bottom of the car. Cecil looks at his brother and says, "We'll get them!", Bob laughs evilly and says, "Indeed. You just better not betray me like always." Cecil growls and tells him that he's over the whole betraying him phase, Bob tells him that he better have, which makes the other man scoff. Herb begins driving back to the Simpson's house, he looks at Homer and says, "Did you believe Bob?", the other man shakes his head and says, "Not a chance. He's obviously plotting something." Herb pats his brother's head and says, "Well you know him better than me. So we'll just have to see." The car goes over a speed bump and the two men on the bottom of the car groan in pain, Bob says, "I forgot what I went through last time I did this."
Once Herb and Homer had entered the Simpson's house, Bob and Cecil detach themselves from the car, look at each other, smile and go over to the door, Cecil opens it. Herb and Homer were talking to the family in the lounge so that gave away the location to the two brothers, they enter and Bob says to them, "Hello Simpsons!" Everyone except for Homer and Herb are shocked to see the two men, especially the younger one, Lisa says to the younger man, "Cecil?" Cecil goes over to her, places a hand on her shoulder and says, "Ah Lisa." Bob rolls his eyes and says, "I'm here with Cecil to do one thing! Rid the world of you all!" Cecil goes back over to Bob and pulls out his gun, Bob pulls out his knife, Marge asks them, "Wait, why now? It's Christmas!" Bob says, "I don't give a damn what day it is!", Lisa says, "But think about it, if you kill us, you'll have nothing to aim for in life anymore!", Bob scoffs and tells her, "I've still got a bit of a vendetta against Krusty!"
Unbeknowingst to everyone in the room, Danielle had called the cops in the kitchen. Bob looks around the room and says while twirling his knife on his finger, "Now who to kill first..", he then looks straight at his arch-nemesis, and says while going over to him slowly as to add drama to the moment, "Why of course, I shall kill you, my dear nemesis." Bart backs up, looks the man in the eyes, dodging when the man goes to stab him, and saying, "Man, you're still a lunatic!" Homer goes and stands in front of his son, having his arms spread out, and telling the criminal, "IF YOU WANT TO KILL MY SON, YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Bob smiles evilly, lunges for the man and tells him that he's just rushing his demise, before Bob could go to stab the man, Wiggum, Eddie, and Lou enter the room, and Wiggum says, "Freeze Sideshow Bob and Cecil! You're going back to prison!"
This makes the maniac growl and say, "Who even fucking called you, Wiggum?!", Danielle enters the room and says that it was her, Cecil had always liked her, so he goes over to her and says, "I don't mind being sold out by a cutie like you." Bob groans, his brother would always be like this after a woman sells him out, Bob tells him, "Oh shut the hell up! If you like her so damn much, just fucking ask her out!" Herb grabs Cecil's arm and says, "You're not dating my daughter, you criminal!", who sighs and says, "I only worked with Bob to get back at Bart for sending me to jail last month." Bart looks at the man, goes over to him, rubs his neck, and says, "Sorry about that, it wasn't your fault. I pushed your buttons." Cecil smiles and tells the boy that he forgives him, he then tells Herb that he'd never hurt Danielle, who sighs and says while letting the man's arm go, "I guess you can date her."
Cecil smiles, turns toward Danielle, putting a hand on her shoulder, wrapping his other arm around her pulling her close, and saying with a lustful smile, "I really like you, Danielle. I'd love to be your boyfriend." Danielle liked Cecil too, so she puts her hands on his cheeks and says before kissing him passionately, "I like you too. You definitely can be my boyfriend.", Eddie then goes over to them, pulling Cecil away and saying, "Sorry miss, but we gotta arrest this man now." Cecil smiles at his girlfriend and says, "We'll go on our first date once I'm let out on parole, dearest.", Danielle nods and says, "I love you."
End of chapter 7: Following For Revenge
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Chapter 8: Christmas Sex
