A/N: I feel so sorry for Ike! Oh, and just to clear some things up: 1) Soren needs to join 'Sexaholics Anonymous'. First step is admitting that you're horny. 2) People like to annoy Soren by doing things such as hugging, etcetera. You need to admit that it's fun (until, of course, said usually-angry-person decides to punch you and you still have the bruise). 3) Rhys and Soren (probably) won't end up together. 4) I have a tendency to avoid anything that resembles a plot. Dinuriel knows this…

In other news, this chapter is short. Very short. I bet you can even see the review button, unless you're the type of person like me who keeps their internet window really, really, really small to avoid siblings/parents reading over your shoulder. YAY!


CHAPTER SEVEN

In which Devdan likes Makalov

Devdan liked Makalov.

Makalov liked Devdan.

So they confessed and lived happily ever after in a one-room apartment in New York City and were never heard from again. Not very many people (including Ike and Soren) noticed that they were gone.


A/N: I love this chapter. It was easy to write.