Time for an update, I'm going to write as long as my brain will let me! XD I already took one of my tests, and I believe I did pretty good, now I have this huge history test next, ugh. Not only that, but the worst book ever written too, if you were forced to read Great Expectations, you should be able to understand what I'm going through :(. But enough about my life, let's get on with the fanfic!
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Tinkerbell: Aren't you going to say it.
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Me: Haha, finally got rid of her, the silent treatment sure does work. I don't own the characters of this fanfic, or any of the books.
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Chapter 7
Bella P.O.V.:
Yawn. Even though I can't sleep, I still feel sleepy and tired. Why can't vampires sleep in the first place? My back felt sore from laying down on the black leather couch in Edward's room all night. I'm guessing that Edward went back to my house so Charlie wouldn't get worried. I miss eating food. I miss being able to sleep. I miss being myself. I miss my body. I miss my life. Do I really want to be a vampire after all? What am I saying!! Of course I want to be a vampire, if it's to be with Edward, I'd do it, I'd do anything. I can't imagine a life without him, those months when he left me were the worst of my life.
"Bella! Get up! Get up!" Alice yelled jumping on the couch.
"Ugh, Alice. What now?" I asked. I'm really tired and bored. I was so bored the whole night. I couldn't watch TV because Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle were using it the WHOLE night. Rosalie was doing who knows what in her room, and Alice was shopping the whole night. Can you believe it, what these vampires do at night.
"Get up, come on. We have some things to talk about." Alice said excitedly.
"Talk about what?" I asked confused.
"The prom, duh. We have to choose outfits and plan everything." Alice said. "And you still need to go ask Edward."
"Alice, I am Edward." I said.
"Shut up! No you're not. You're Bella in Edward's body, so shut up and listen." Alice said.
"Fine, and about Prom. We have a prom?" I asked innocently.
Alice whacked me on the head. "Stop fooling around! This is very important. Come on, its prom. It's next weekend! And how could anyone forget about prom." Alice said.
"I guess I'm one of those anyone that forgot about prom. Because I did. I don't like dances Alice, especially big ones like prom." I told Alice.
"No way are you missing prom. You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't go to prom. You're already a senior and this will be the first prom of your life and might even be the last!" Alice yelled.
"Alice, you know this is not going to be the last prom for me and you know why." I said. I was going to become a vampire once I get back to my own body no matter what. I am going to be a vampire and stay with Edward for the rest of eternity.
"Yeah yeah, thats then, this is now! We have to get dresses! And you have to go ask Edward." Alice said.
"Alice, how can I pick a dress when I don't even know if I'll be switched back by then?" I asked.
"Oh trust me, you'll be switched back. Remember when I told you before that I couldn't see when and how you were going to switch back?" Alice asked. I nodded my head. "Yeah, but now, I can see the dance and how you're back in your own bodies. But I didn't get a clear view of your dress! So that's why we have to go dress shopping today! And we have to bring Edward too, so we can see how they look on you!" Alice screamed with glee.
Oh finally, we were going to be switched back by prom night. I guess I have no choice but to go to the prom AND go shopping with Alice. This is going to be a long day.
(A/N: Haha a little foreshadowing there, the most obvious it's probably gonna get.)
Alice grabbed my arm and dragged me out to her yellow Porsche. I got in and Alice started driving in the direction of my house. We got there pretty quick, a usual 6 minute car ride turned into a 3 and a half minute ride. All of the Cullens drive way too fast. How did they get their licenses like this?
We got out of the car and knocked on the front door. Charlie answered it, he had on his sheriff uniform and half a bagel in his mouth. He nodded at us and waved us to go ahead in, bagel still in his mouth. He rushed out of the house and got into his police car and sped off to the police department.
"Edward!! Get your pretty little butt down here!" Alice yelled through the house.
Eventually, here came Edward, still dressed in yesterday's clothes. I guess because I told him he couldn't look at my body. "Okay, you need a shower." I said.
"Whose fault do you think that was?" Edward asked. I guess it was partially my fault since I didn't want him to look at me, I didn't think he'd take it that seriously.
"Well Eddy, Eddy, Eddy. Do you know why I'm here." Alice said menacingly.
Edward stiffened up and started running for the door. He obviously remembered the threat Alice had made on him last night. Alice got to him obviously because she's a lot lot faster than he is right now. "Oh oh, where do you think you're going. Thanks to you, I had to shop all alone last night. And I don't like being alone, that gives me nobody to talk to and torture. I felt so lonely without you Eddy." Alice said faking hurt.
"If you weren't thinking of torture in the first place, maybe I wouldn't have run away." Edward said.
"Well, I'm here just as promised, aren't I Edward? Forget about the shower for now, we'll all get one once we get there." Alice said. What, where are we going? A place that cleans you up, where most people go before prom, a torture for a guy like Edward...the spa. Edward had a confused face on, then realization hit him when he figured we were going to the spa. He struggled at Alice's grasp, she wouldn't budge one bit.
"Fine, just finish torturing me already. I'll go to the place most guys call hell." Edward said reluctantly.
"Good, nice boy stuck in a girl's body. We should get going to hell then shouldn't we." Alice said grinning. "Let's go Bella." Alice said.
"Wait, why do I have to go? I'm a guy now, so I don't really have to get ready or anything right?" I asked nervously.
"Yes you have to go. You haven't been hanging out with me at all recently. Do you expect me to have fun with stone face over here? I think not, plus you'll just be watching over us, make sure Edward isn't doing anything to your body and whatnot." Alice explained.
"Fine, I guess I'll go, you make sense." I said.
We all got into Alice's car and drove off toward The Luxury Spa Resort. Courtesy of Alice the Picture of Evil.
Quickly we drove into the parking lot of said spa resort. Edward and I got out as slowly as we could, trying to avoid the hell that awaited us inside that palm tree filled building. Full of groomed ladies running everywhere with towels and and everything that's supposed to be at a spa.
We walked through the front door, and we were immediately greeted by a lady that looked about 25, but was more than likely over 40 with all that plastic surgery on her face. "Hello Welcome to the Luxury Spa Resort. You must be the Cullen group. And how about the gentleman over here." She shrilled. She started winking her fake eyelashes at me and seemed to try to send me signals with her middle aged eyes. It was disturbing and disgusting and I hope to never see this woman again.
"Yes we are the Cullen group, this gentleman is this lady's boyfriend." Edward said, giving her the eye that said 'back off old lady'.
"R-right, this way please." The old lady said, getting the message from Edward. We followed the lady into this room full of pedicure chairs and nail stations. "Here is where the ladies will get manicures and pedicures. The gentlemen can sit over here across from you in the waiting section. I guess I'll leave you here to our technicians. After you're finished, I'll send a guide to bring you to your massage session."
She finally left us alone, and I went over to sit in the waiting section. Alice and a reluctant Edward went over to the nail stations. While they were getting their manicures, I picked up an OK! Magazine. I flipped it open. Wow, Jennifer Aniston might have found a new guy. Ooh, Lindsey Lohan got arrested for another DUI. Hah, I knew that Vanessa Hudgens would turn bad some day.
And there's a new movie coming out on December 12th, it's called, "Twilight." Let's see, it's about a normal human girl who has to move to a new town because her mom got remarried. She meets a family of vampires and she falls in love with one of them. Can their love survive the obstacles that awaits them. Wow, that story seems so familiar to my life.
"Edward!" Alice yelled. I looked up and saw that both of them already finished getting their manicures and pedicures. "Come on, we're going to get our massages, but first we have to go get cleaned up, so you have to go to the men's bath, I'll take care of Bella over here."
I nodded and started following the guide to the men's bath, and went in. Luckily, there were no other guys there. I started undressing without looking and stepped into the shower. And continued the shower without looking. I tried to finish as quick as possible, and dressed again. I dried my hair and stepped out of the bathroom.
When I stepped out, I saw Alice and Bella already out and cleaned up. They were sitting on the little lounge couches resorts have. I walked over to them. "Let's get this thing over with." I said.
The guide appeared out of nowhere and led us to the place where massages were given. We walked in and was glad that the masseuses weren't like masseuses in movies. They looked nice enough, there were two women and one guy. I'm guessing the guy masseuse was for me because he pulled me onto the little table thing. And the same for the other two.
An hour later, my muscles felt relaxed and I felt so energized. I no longer felt exhausted like this morning. Alice and Edward looked great. We all felt great. "Are we done yet?" I asked.
"Yes, we're done. But didn't you love it! That massage was great!" Alice yelled happily.
"It wasn't was much torture as I thought." Edward said.
"Oh it wasn't? Then I guess I'll have to do more, shouldn't I." Alice threatened.
"I mean...It was the worst time of my life, it felt like a hellhole sucking me in, I hated it, I hate you, and I love Bella." Edward replied quickly.
"Haha, that's more like it Edward." Alice said.
"Let's just get out of here before that old lady hits on me." I said.
We left the resort and started driving toward the Cullen's house.
(A/N: This is a Sunday by the way)
We reached the house quickly and entered the house. Jasper and Emmett were glued to the couch as they watched the championship football game. Carlisle just sat down and joined them in their screaming at the TV. Rosalie was sitting at one of the other couches reading through a dress catalog. I guess she was looking for prom dresses too.
"Oh don't forget, later today we are going shopping whether you like it or not." Alice said. She gracefully skipped onto Jasper's lap. He didn't even notice, he was too absorbed into the game and screaming at the TV. They were yelling about how that the running back was too slow and that the quarterback sucked at throwing.
Edward and I sat on a different couch. Esme was somewhere doing household shopping.
"Edward, you actually liked the spa didn't you?" I asked.
"If I did, I wouldn't say anything about it, because if I did, Alice will most likely kidnap me to hell again." Edward said. I didn't reply because I agreed, even though I liked the massage, I don't like manipedis. They didn't even know there were being watched the whole time.
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END CHAPTER
This was pretty long for my standards. It sure took a long time to write. 2250 words!! I'm already starting on the next chapter, I might update with it tomorrow!!
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