AN: And on the 3rd day of Ficmas, I deliver smut! Yes, consider this your warning, people. But in case you can't read things not in bold I'll give the typical warning jsut above the chapter. If you are only following this story, not me as an author, your next Alley update will be on 22nd. I hope we all look forward to that one. Ok, the warnings follow.

WARNING: This chapter contains serious smuttage of the slash variety. Don't read if you aren't prepared. Also, prepare some insulin for yourselves because this is super fluffy and overly sweet, meaning slightly OOC for certain dark-haired emoboys.

Enjoy!


"Pick it up, ladies! Let's go, let's go, let's go!" As usual, someone had done something to incur the coach's wrath, and the entire team was running laps around the gym before practice would be let out for the day. And this time Naruto was proud to say it wasn't his fault.

The team was starting to wear out, but when the blond checked the clock and saw there were only two minutes left, he got his second wind. Kiba shot him a strange look as Naruto pulled past him, slowing down again when he reached Sasuke. The raven just gave him a strange sideways glance.

"Hey," Naruto smiled, not showing any sign he was breathing hard. "So I was thinking…you and me after practice. Sound good?" The only response he got was a glare and a raise of the eyebrows which clearly said 'are we really talking about this now?' while not saying anything at all. But Naruto wasn't bothered by that. "Sweet. My place is free since Hinata finished her tests. See ya there." He winked cheekily at the other before pulling ahead and reaching the coach just as the man called time.

"Dude," Kiba called to him as soon as they entered the locker room. "What was that all about?"

"I don't know what you're talking about." Naruto already had his shirt pulled off and gave the other a noogie as he walked past into the showers.

"You're acting weird. Wait." He caught up to the blond, just as he pulled off his shorts. "You got laid. Didn't you?"

Naruto pulled off his boxers and got into the shower. "Ha. I wish."

"Then why are you giggling like an idiot?"

"Who's giggling?" He questioned as the water splashed down his face. He heard a sigh from the shower Kiba had just stepped in as the water turned on.

"Nevermind, man."

Naruto just shrugged and let it go. He took an extra-long shower, like he had been doing recently, just grunting when Kiba yelled that he was leaving to go to Hinata's that night. The door slammed shut with one last call for the blond to have a good weekend when he finally decided to shut the water down. He was the last one in the locker room, but it didn't bother him. In fact, ever since he and Sasuke had started messing around, he'd been in a good mood. Nothing could bother someone who was – kinda – getting some.

So he was still grinning like an idiot when he bounced outside and found Sasuke leaning against his car. "You waited for me?" His smile grew when the raven averted his gaze, somewhat embarrassed.

"I knew you didn't drive here, idiot." Sasuke pushed off the car, before opening the driver's door and sliding in. "Just get in the car."

The blond obeyed, hoping he would be able to keep his hands to himself up until they got inside his apartment. He almost made it.

He grabbed Sasuke and pushed him against the door, pressing their lips together right as he leaned in to unlock it. The two of them stumbled inside, breaking apart only so the blond could lock the door and turn on the lights.

"What's that for?" The raven asked the second time they broke for air.

"Nothing, I'm just in a good mood." He dropped his mouth to the other's neck, biting on it like he remembered Sasuke doing to him several times now. His hands slipped down the raven's body, feeling the well-toned muscles tighten under his touch. Naruto was so focused on his own movements, he'd lost track of Sasuke's until he felt the other's hands grab his ass. He released his mouth from the raven's neck and pressed himself flush against the other's body. They'd already jerked each other off several times at this point – usually after practice or on a night neither of them had plans – and Naruto wanted to try something…new.

He slid down Sasuke's body, landing on his knees in front of the other, suddenly breathing faster than he had been moments earlier. The other gasped. "W-what are you doing?" Naruto was positive he'd never heard Sasuke stutter in his life.

"Wh-what do you think?" Shit. He stuttered too. But dammit, he wanted Sasuke to give him head so badly. And if there's one thing Naruto had learned when sleeping with Ino, it was that if you wanted to get something, you had to give it in return. Still, he couldn't bring himself to look back up at the raven. If Sasuke were giving him a look of disgust – quite probable – then this whole charade would end and Naruto would have humiliated himself to the point he'd never be able to set foot on the court with the raven again.

So, yeah, this had to work.

His hands shook slightly as he reached up to unbutton the jeans. The other didn't stop him, didn't say anything, until Naruto managed to pull down his pants and boxers. It wasn't until he was exposed, half hard, that Sasuke spoke. "You don't have to do this."

Naruto wrapped his hand around the other's cock, pumping a few times to get it harder. He wanted to tell him that he didn't have to do this, he wanted to do this, but the words stuck in his throat. No, he didn't want to do this. What he did want was to feel the raven's talented tongue swirling around his own –

"Naruto." Sasuke's hand held the blond's head in place, not letting it any closer to the ever arousing member. "You really don't have to do this."

And just then, Naruto made the big mistake of looking up. The raven was staring down at him with a hungry expression in his eyes, looking very much like he was holding himself back from ramming his erection down Naruto's throat. Suddenly, it seemed to the blond as if he were the one in control, despite being on his knees in front of the other.

With a burst of confidence, he closed his eyes and took Sasuke in his mouth. It could have been a moment – or it could have been forever – that Naruto sat there, not moving. The Uchiha tasted like a combination of salt, soap, and that strangely cinnamon flavour he had come to associate with Sasuke. Naruto's tongue jerked upward, pressing against the bottom of Sasuke's shaft as he swallowed nervously, prompting a low moan to emanate from the other's throat.

The sound was encouragement enough, and Naruto swirled his tongue around the raven's erection, moving his head back as he did. Sasuke's breath hitched as the blond pushed forward again, blowing out a little in the way he, himself, liked. He kept his eyes closed, not wanting to see what he was doing – that would make it too real – and never took Sasuke in too close to his gag reflex. After a couple more times doing this, he had to grab onto the other's thighs to keep himself up. Sasuke's hand – which Naruto had forgotten was on his head still – tightened its grip on his hair, which for some reason caused Naruto's own member to harden. He gasped, breaking away from what he was doing, saliva dripping down his chin. Sasuke's hand twitched like it was trying to get him to return to what he was doing, but stopped itself. Naruto wiped his chin off on the back of his sleeve, before taking Sasuke in his mouth once more.

This time, he got into a rhythm, bobbing his head back and forth until Sasuke was panting. The raven had abandoned his hold on Naruto's hair, instead slamming his hand onto the counter behind him and using it to hold himself up. The sounds coming from the raven – poorly suppressed moans released every time Naruto's tongue did something surprising – were turning Naruto on more. Soon, he was fully hard, and unable to control himself anymore. He unbuttoned his pants with one hand, slipping it beneath his boxers. By the first stroke, he was already letting out a moan against the other's skin. Sasuke responded in like, gripping Naruto's hair once more.

It had barely begun but they were already both so, so close. He sped his motions of both his hand and his mouth – absentmindedly thanking basketball for his coordination – as they neared completion. He came first, his mouth stopping on Sasuke as he panted and rode out his ecstasy, stroking until it was over. He regained his earlier pace, and in almost no time at all, the other swelled, and Sasuke shoved Naruto away before he pumped himself to completion. He came with a strangled groan – getting most of it on Naruto's shirt – then collapsed to the ground.

Naruto fell from his knees onto his back, breathing heavily. He swept up some cum onto his finger and stared at it as it threatened to drip off. In porn, the women always swallowed it to the last drop, raving about the taste and the pleasure. He wasn't so sure about that, and it certainly wasn't something he wanted to try. Instead he wiped it on his shirt again, listening as Sasuke's breaths calmed back down.

"So…"

"What was that all about?" Naruto turned his head. Sasuke was sitting, leaning against the counter – his boxers and pants pulled back on, but not zipped – staring at the door.

He shrugged, then rolled his head back up to the ceiling. "Nothing, just…if you want something, you have to give it in return…you know?"

There was a pause. "You want me to – "

"No," the blond interrupted. "I mean, yes. But not right now. I'm…I'm good."

"Oh."

It was still a little awkward. Leading up to the sex – and during the sex itself – they were fine; it was never weird. But afterward…afterward neither of them ever really knew what to say. They weren't together, and they'd never been friends before, so they didn't know how to act. Or at least Naruto didn't know. Sasuke never talked much anyway.

"I'm gonna head out." There was a rustling sound, and when Naruto next looked, Sasuke was grabbing his coat and keys.

He sat up. "Yeah, I need to shower anyway." Naruto wasn't really sure why he took such long showers after practice; he always ended up having to take a second one after he and Sasuke were done.

The raven walked out of the apartment with one last "bye" before Naruto even sat up.


The biggest problem with this whole arrangement, Naruto decided sometime around 2 am, was that he was hornier than he had ever been in his life. Even when he and Ino were sleeping together, he couldn't remember wanting it this badly all the time. He was literally laying in his bed, staring at his phone debating if he was going to text Sasuke to come over or not.

On the one hand it was a Friday, and chances were Sasuke wasn't even asleep yet. Based on what he knew about the raven, he finished all his homework Friday evenings so he could be free on the weekend. Sakura had sometimes complained that it meant they never had date nights until Saturday because of it. He had no idea what the raven did now that he was single, but he doubted an Uchiha would break his habits.

But on the other hand, it was 2 am and they'd already done gotten each other off earlier. Not to mention he'd never booty called the raven before. Nor had they done it twice in a day before – usually the blond satisfied the rest of his cravings alone – so calling was probably a bad idea.

That didn't stop him from shooting Sasuke a text though. 'Hey. How's it going?' He regretted it instantly.

His phone vibrated almost as soon as he had that thought. 'Go to bed loser, we have practice tomorrow.'

'Not until noon or whatever,' Naruto grinned.

Once again, the response time was practically instant. 'Eleven, idiot.'

'Well if I go to sleep right now, I can still get nine hours of sleep.' He couldn't help himself.

'Only if you plan to sleep through warm up.'

'Shut up!'

'What did you want anyway?'

He paused before responding. If he was going to do it, now was the chance. 'I was wondering if you want to come over or something…' Delete. Delete, delete, delete. 'No reason, just couldn't sleep.' No, that was stupid too. Maybe he would just ignore it…or something.

'Seriously though, get some rest. Practice is gonna be rough.' The raven responded before Naruto could make up his mind. Fuck, Sasuke was a mind reader.

'Yeah, sure. Night.'

What was wrong with him?


He ended up staying up until well after 4 am, tossing and turning until he calmed his body down to the point he could fall asleep. So of course, the next morning Sasuke's prediction came true, and Naruto was late to practice. He could feel the raven smirk at him when the coach yelled that he was going to be running two minutes for every one he was late.

The threat was followed through at the end of practice, when the blond was left running while all his friends and teammates walked out with various catcalls and mocking words. He waved a final goodbye to Neji as the coach finally called time. The man shook his head. "You've been doing so well, Uzumaki."

"Yeah, I'm sorry coach, I just missed my alarm or something…"

"You were late." He gave a heaving sigh, like saying the next few words was a gross effort. "I already talked to Uchiha about this, but in three weeks during in our match against University of Suna, there is going to be a recruiter coming to watch you two."

Naruto's jaw dropped. "Seriously?"

"Yes, Uzumaki, seriously." He seemed to be trying to contain a smile. "So I need you to be here. On time. And continuing to work well with your teammates."

It took everything in him to not salute Coach. "Yes sir! Of course!"

"Alright, have a good rest of your weekend."

He waited until the coach was out of sight before jumping in the air and sprinting into the locker room yelling "yes!" He heard a locker slam shut and found Sasuke when he turned the corner. "Hey."

The raven, still wearing his workout clothes, leaned back against the lockers behind him. "So I take it you heard."

"Damn straight." He pulled the raven toward him by his collar, backing into the showers. "And I know exactly how to celebrate."

"Do you."

The blond pulled back the curtain to the shower, the raven closing it behind them. "I think it's time I cash in on that favour you owe me." He ripped his shirt off, still stumbling backwards and hitting the handle, turning the shower on by accident. Naruto let out a bark of laughter at the look on Sasuke's face when he was hit by the stream. "Your face, man!"

Sasuke tore his own shirt off. "Shut up." And then his lips were on Naruto's neck.

The blond moaned instantly, already turned on by the other's actions. He'd been aching for this since the raven left the night before and it showed. Sasuke moved down the tan skin, nipping and sucking as he went, while Naruto became more and more breathless. Soon, the water felt too cold against his skin, and he had to turn it up again.

Sasuke's fingers grabbed at Naruto's shorts, and in one swift motion, they were ripped off. The raven's tongue played with the blond's nipple, who was panting at the sensation. He let out a cry when the other grabbed hold of his erection. This wasn't exactly what he was hoping for but –

As if on cue, Sasuke broke away from his actions, going into a fully kneeling position. If possible, Naruto felt himself grow harder. He practically came when the other placed his lips on the tip of his cock. Just like when he'd given Sasuke head, the other sat there unmoving. At first, Naruto thought he was scared, then he realized that he – not Sasuke – was whimpering. Well shit. That was embarrassing.

"C-con-tinue," he breathed, trying to regain some control over himself. The raven obeyed, his tongue wrapping itself around Naruto's erection as his slid his mouth further down. The blond's eyes rolled to the back of his head. He wasn't going to make it very long. Sasuke moved back out, this time allowing his tongue to trace itself across the tip lathered with pre-cum.

Naruto snatched at the wall, cursing their lack of soap holders or something other than slick marble to grab on to. His legs were starting to wobble, and his thoughts weren't working properly from lack of blood flow. Sasuke's hands wrapped around his thighs, holding him in place. He made a mental note to thank the raven later. For quite a few things.

Sasuke's head bobbed back and forth as he built up a rhythm, Naruto's breathing matching the pace. He was having a hard time telling if he was sweating, or if the water dripping down his body was just from the shower. Probably a combination of both. But then the raven hummed, shooting vibrations down Naruto's shaft, before sucking in his cheeks and speeding up the pace. The combination of the speed and tight area was too much for him. "S-Sas…I'm gon –" He sucked in a breath. "Gonna cum!" The raven didn't stop, and Naruto's vision went white.

When he came down from his orgasm, he realized Sasuke was standing before him – somehow he'd ended up sinking down the wall – and there was a collection of cum now rushing down the drain. The raven spit, a small amount of white coming out, before swirling down with the rest. So he wasn't a swallower either.

A shadow covered his vision, and Naruto glanced up to see the other holding out a hand to him, which he greatfully accepted and stood up. "I figured it's pointless to take two showers a day."

"Mhm. Except we steamed up the entire locker room."

"Did we really?" He stumbled out, legs still a little weak, and saw the entire place covered in steam. "Wow, it looks like there was a fire in here!" A rushing sound came from behind him, and he turned to see Sasuke walk into a second shower.

"I'm going to take a real shower before all the hot water runs out."

"Yeah, fair point." He walked back into his, noting the two pairs of clothes still being drenched on the floor. The water was a bit colder than it had been before, but that could've just been because his own temperature had cooled down. "You know," he said while shampooing his hair, "you talk a lot more than you used to."

A snort came from the other shower stall. "You just aren't trying to punch me anymore."

"True."

Sasuke's shower stopped, and the raven walked back into his, bending down to gather his clothes. Naruto perked in interest. "Careful there, Sasuke, I might attack you again."

The raven stood, smirking, and stepped closer. His hand reached out, brushing some soap out of Naruto's face. His fingers lingered just above Naruto's ear, as he lowered his voice to something more sensual than the blond had heard before. "I don't think you can this fast."

The raven backed away, his fingers trailing down Naruto's neck, drawing a burning path on his skin in their wake. And the blond wasn't sure, but he could swear the other winked as he walked away. It took several minutes for his heart to restart.