Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but my computer went all BOOM and CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!! And this is the first time I've gotten online since. I've lost all the chapters I was working on so updating will be touchy, since I have to work around work and school, and the like. I apologize for the inconvenience. For billing options, press 1. To hear these options again, press pound or stay on the line. Thank you for calling Sprint, please hold for a few hours while the people we pay to answer these phone lines ignore you.

(P.S. I think they really do)