It's been so long!

Trying to ease back into the whole fanfiction thing.


June 3rd, 2010

Journal, I have big news.

I'm in love.

I can't think of anything else, my mind is too consumed with thoughts of love. I feel like Cupid shot an arrow into my finely sculpted ass-cheek.

So yes, it finally happened. I'm in love with Ghirardelli.

Fuck Hershey. I'm never going back.

June 10th, 2010

I take my Ghirardelli bar with me everywhere. People are fucking rude though, with all the pointing.

And I keep telling Matt when he stares, it makes her uncomfortable. It's like he's never seen a guy make our with a wonderful, creamy bar of chocolate before.

Fucking loser.

June 13th, 2010

I've decided to give her a name.

Ms. Delicious.

It's fucking foolproof.

June 20th, 2010

MS. DELICIOUS IS GONE.

I don't know where she went! I had this awesome dream that I was chowing down on a giant hunk of chocolate, and when I woke up she was missing!

There are tiny bits of chocolate all over the floor. I suspect Matt.

He'll pay. You can't just eat someone else's life and get away with it.

Probably.

June 25th, 2010

I've tried everything journal, and Matt won't budge. He won't tell me what he did with her!

Although his fist did have a message for my face.

A message of pain.

I need a new fucking friend.

June 30th, 2010

I think…. I think I just have to accept it. Ms. Delicious is gone.

Also, Roger told me I have to stop holding midnight candlelight vigils

Apparently six times is one too many of lighting Linda's hair on fire.

Huh, who knew?


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