Dear Diary
Okay, that sounds kind of… weird… I don't know how I'm supossed to do this, really…
-write down anything that's importent to you
-start with "Dear Diary"
-there's no rules you just write
That's what Dimentio said to do with this. I don't know what any of that even means. It all seems kind of weird to me… but, Dimentio said this is what normal little girls do, and I really really REALLY want to be normal, too. So, I guess I could try it.
Okay, let's see…So, you're my new Diary… but, I guess you already knew that, huh?
This is stupid. Am I, like, supossed to talk to you or something? Who talks to books? Nobody, that's who! Maybe Dimentio's just messing with me… Oh, gollie (NOTE: ask Nassy how to spell that!), I really hope he doesn't make fun of me!
…
Oh, wait… I guess that was what I was supossed to talk about, huh? Maybe this is what Dimentio meant for me to do…
Okay, so let's see… I guess I'm just write down stuff like that… Dimentio did say I just did whatever popped into my head. I really like his name. Dime~~ Dim~~~D--~'
I can't write it pretty like he can… I really wish I could. Maybe I could get Din~~mentio to show me how to write his name all (ask Nassy what the pretty handwriting word was again) like he does.
Alright, Diary… what can I tell you about? Uh……___- - - - ~ ~ ~ # Sorry, I got distracted. Oh, no, now there's all these ugly scribbles on the page! I hope nobody sees this.
Oh, there all going to think I'm (NOTE: ~~~~~~ Nevermind I got it) stupid!
Wait, I know! I'm going to hide you in my room, okay? Then no one can find you! And they wonn't see my messy scribles and writing and Dim~~~ won't laugh at me. Perfect! I just put you under my pillows! (You'll like it there, Diary… They r very soft an fluffy)
Okay… now that we have that figured out… I guess I can just tell you about what's been happening lately.
Well… I've been living at Castle Bleck for almost a month now (Nassy told me that) and there's been lots hapening. I don't see the Count much, I guess he's all busy planning for the end of all worlds an st~~ things. (Nassy says "stuff" is not proper grammar. Yeah, like I know what that means)
Well, me and Dim~~~~ have been hanging out a lot. We just walk around the castle and talk about all kinds of things. I love talking to Di~~ him. He's always so sweet to me, and he's really funny, too.
Dimen~~~ (I almost had it!) has been helping me train my monster. I think I'm getting lots better at it, an Nassy was right about the demon, I think shes really gone! I don't see her at all anymore! And I can make the monster come out all by myself now! I've been learning lots of new tricks with it—I found out the monster can walk on the cieling, but I don't do two good with that yet.
Nassy's been teachin me how to write, too. I'm not good at speling yet, but it's okay, cuz she says "We'll work on that, 'K?" Quotes r funny, I like writing them. """""""" Look what I can write, Diary.
COUNT BLE~~ BLECK
NAS~~ NASTA~~SI NASTASIA
DIM~~ DIMEN~~~~~ D~~~~~
MIMI (that's my name, by the way)
I'm gettin beter at writing, I think. I can write lots of things. I can write PIXL and FLIP and DIMENSION (Dim~~~ taught me how to spell that) and RUBEES and DRESSES and lots of other things. I hope I can get beter at writing real soon. I told Nassy I want to have pretty (what's that word?) like Dime~~~ does. She has pretty ~~~~ (darn, I thought I knew it) too, almost as pretty as his. I haven't seen the Count write anything. I wish I could. I bet he would have the best
DIMENTIO
Oh my Grambi Dim~~ just wrote in my Diary! He read it over my shoulder (gollie I'm so embarsed, I didn't even know he wasthere!) and he saw me try to write his name, so he took my Diary and he wrote it for me! Isn't he sweet?
I wonder if he'd teach me to write like this. I hope so.
Okay, I just yelled at him, and he's waiting for me! I'm going to go see if he'll teach me! I'll write all about it later!
I don't think you'd know how to end this, huh?
Okay, Dim~~ told me. He's so sweet. So, I gues I'll just see ya later, huh? I'll write all about everything later, okay?
~Mimi
Okay, the way this works in my head. To break up the monotony of the story, there's going to be random chapters that are not from the story, but an entry from Mimi's Diary. They DO chronologically (spellcheck?) fit into the story, so they're not just an excuse to avoid writing.
So, yes, here it be. I'm terribly sorry if you can't read it. It is not very easy at all to TYPE a 12-year-old's handwriting. (or however old she is...)
And if you can't tell, whenever you see something like ~~~ or ~~ it means Mimi tried to scribble something out. (the spelling and grammar is going to get a lot better very quickly, I promise. Nassy's a good teacher)
So, yes, here it be! Hope you all enjoy Mimi's adorableness! Please don't kill me for the retartedness (this might not even work, truth be told)
The next CHAPTER chapter should be up soon, so hopefully you guys won't have to wait very long...
