A/n: Happy Halloween y'all! (Witch's costume)
Demyx: (Ghost) Do I have to wear this in this story?
All4Riku: Of course not! You're just a person with a sheet over his head. I've got bigger plans (grins evilly)
Riku: (Sephiroth) I think I can pull this off.
Axel: (Bat) Heck yes! Sephiroth can be your dad!
Riku: Hell no.
Demyx: Now that you mention it, who is his parents? And there is a striking resemblance…
All4Riku: You're right. Let's reunite Riku with his dad!
Riku: Will you guys quite it!?
(Lights go out) Everyone: O.O Uh-oh.
BOO!
(Disclaimer: Me no own Kingdom Hearts. Me no own it.)
Chapter 7
Ah, the gentle morning breeze sweeps over the castle of the Organization a couple of days later on Halloween day. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming. This is what it could have been if Siruxa didn't mention Halloween to Xemnas. But…It's the complete opposite. This is what happened.
"GET UP YOU STUPID ANTS! IT'S HALLOWEEN AND I WANT MY FREAKIN' CANDY! SO GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF BED AND LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Xemnas's cannon voice blasted through the castle and everyone was in a very bad mood. If only Siruxa didn't mention candy.
Flashback
"Hey, weirdo." Siruxa told Xemnas, who is thankfully not hormonally wacky. "Let's have a Halloween party."
"Let me take a second to-No we won't have a party!"
"There will be candy…" Xemnas's mouth watered, it watered so much that there was a trickle of mouth watering. "Party…"
"Yeah, with costumes, candy, but I want two things."
"NamethemIwantthefreakin'candy! (Name them I want the freakin' candy!)" Xemnas said jumping up and down.
"Okay okay, jeez. Naminé is invited. And lastly, let's have it at another world."
Xemnas scratched his chin. "What do you have in mind?"
End Flashback
Xaldin (ghost butler), Vexen (crazy scientist), Luxord (1940's black jack dealer) were in the Alter of Naught with the airplane-like gummi ship. Demyx (cyber space warrior) was in the gummi ship playing Clue with Zexion (vampire), Saix (dark knight), Lexaeus (court jester), Xigbar (pirate…what a surprise), and Marluxia (grim reaper). Saix got mad when he lost, so he tore the board apart and ate all the pieces.
"Bad Saix bad!" Vexen said when he saw what happened. But Saix bit his finger. "WHIPPERSNAPPERS! YOU BIT MY FINGER! AXEL GET ME MY BAND AID!"
Axel (werewolf) came with band aids with frogs on them. Vexen threw the box at him. "THESE ARE WEDNESDAY BAND AIDS!"
"WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE GEEZER?"
"Axel sit." Larxene (bloodied bride in black) was with Naminé (winter angel) and Siruxa (blue water fairy) grinning at Axel.
"I'm not a puppy."
"Well, you are a werewolf." Larxene said. Axel cursed his choice for this years' costume while the girls went in the gummi ship. Roxas (Sora's costume in Halloween Town) ran and look scared. "You guys! Get in the ship and let's go!"
"Why? We can't leave Superior-"
"Yippee! Halloween!" Xemnas is in a cheerleader outfit. Oh the inhumanity! The traumatization of the eyes!
"What the fuck are you wearing?" Everyone said covering their eyes. "It doesn't matter! Let's go to Halloween Town!" Xemnas pushed everyone else in the gummi ship and got to the driver seat. But as soon as they were in space, the ship was out of control.
"ARE YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Marluxia yelled at him when he almost crashed into a meteor.
"I don't know how to drive in space. I never got my license." Dead silence filled the room and Lexaeus hummed the gloomy death tune (Dum dum dadum dum dadum dadum dadum). Then, everyone screamed and hugged each other until they made it to Halloween Town.
"That was so much fun! Let's do it again!" Xemnas said.
"HELL NO!" Everyone yelled while trying to catch their breath from the crazy ride. Xaldin took the keys from Xemnas. "I'll drive on the way back."
"Welcome to Halloween Town!" The mayor said to all the Nobodies. Larxene's eyebrow twitched, but luckily Saix was making sure she doesn't attack anyone. "You're just in time! Now what type of entertainment do you want?"
"We already have it." Zexion said showing him a huge stereo system, which was stored in Siruxa's tiny bag with unlimited space.
"Wait! We have a theme song!" Xemnas looked so happy wit glee. "I love theme songs!"
"LET'S JUST GO ALREADY BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NECKS AND STICK YOUR HEADS ON A FENCE POST!"
Larxene kept yelling and Axel was dragging her away on his back and she started to punch his back and shoulders. "LET ME GO ASSHOLE! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH THIS IDIOT!"
"Wow, I recommend for that miss to live here. She would fit in great." The mayor said looking down the road.
Everyone stopped at the huge city hall for the party. They got inside…AND THE MUSIC PLAYED LOUD!
Xemnas was eating candy and swimming in the punch bowl. Luckily, there was another one. Xaldin and Vexen were just sitting and keeping Saix under control with a leash that can have electric bolts surge through with the click of a button. Lexaeus dismissed Demyx for kitchen assistant and making Halloween food, without the actual gross stuff.
Axel was sitting next to Roxas, but was observing the girls in their Halloween costumes, followed by smacks by Larxene. Demyx was the DJ for music and Luxord was holding card games with the help of his Gambler Nobodies. Marluxia was with Zexion playing card games at Luxord's booth and staring at Xigbar getting as drunk as a one-eyed pirate can get. The girls were listening to music and eating food, with Axel and Roxas as forced-by-Larxene-waiters.
Suddenly, all the electricity turned off and it was dark. "What's with the lights?" Demyx asked stumbling over cables for the stereo. The lights came back on…but Saix, Luxord, and Vexen were missing.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE MURDERED VEXEN, SAIX, AND LUXORD AND WE'RE NEXT!" Demyx yelled and ran around crazy. Zexion grabbed Demyx by his collar and glared at him.
"Shut", one slap, "up", another, "and", another, "calm", one more, "the", again, "hell", (when will it end?), "down", one more (I'm serious), "Idiot."
Xaldin shook his head. "Let's just split into groups of two. Me, Xemnas, Naminé, Roxas, Marluxia, and Xigbar will go this way. Lexaeus, you will lead Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, and Siruxa will go that way." The lights turned off again, but everyone had flashlights this time.
They split up and had flashlights. Naminé was scared out of her mind. "Roxas, I'm scared." Marluxia rolled his eyes. "Stop complaining. We're all scared, right Xigbar?"
No reply. "Xigbar? Okay…I think we lost him. Xemnas, is everyone else with you? Xemnas?" Marluxia flashed his light around.
"He's gone. Aw shit we're screwed!" Marluxia said. "Roxas, grab Naminé's hand and mine. We gotta stick together." But Roxas and Naminé were gone. All there was was a very thin figure in black.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The second group stopped. "What the hell was that?" Siruxa asked. Demyx was shaking and Lexaeus was doing absolutely nothing. Axel tried to feel Larxene's arm, but she slapped him. "We are in a world full of crazy monsters and there can be a psycho killer on the loose!"
"Ugh, Lexaeus, maintain control over your group." But when Zexion shined the light on where he should be, he was gone.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Demyx screamed hugging Siruxa. Larxene felt another touch on her arm. She was about to punch the person who she thought was Axel, but her hand was caught. Everyone shined the light on the face of the mystery person. And…IT WAS A SKELETON!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zexion, Demyx, and Siruxa ran for their lives and left Larxene screaming in the clutches of the monster.
"YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME? FINE, TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!"
They split into different directions and Zexion found a restroom to hide in. "This is why I hate parties."
He breathed heavily and heard someone come in. Then the bathroom stall opened and he was grabbed.
Demyx was in a hallway slowly walking. When he heard something, he turned around. Someone jumped on his chest and shined a bright light on his face.
"Whoops, well…this is awkward. Sorry Dem." Siruxa said sitting on him.
"Can you get off? Now I can't breathe." Siruxa laughed as she got off. "Well, it was payback for that bear hug."
Then they heard something crash. They turned around and were scared. "How about we just get the hell outta here and take the ship to go."
"Can't you use your shadow power?"
"Everything is dark. I can't see the shadows anywhere."
Demyx's stomach growled. "I'm hungry." He was handed an apple and bit into it. "Hanx (Thanks)." Siruxa turned around.
"For what?"
He gulped down the last part of the apple and slowly turned around. Demyx moved the flashlight slowly and found the monster!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Demyx grabbed her hand and they ran for their lives. They kept running until they were in a kitchen. Suddenly the fluorescent lights flickered on and the two found everyone in their own cages. Xemnas was strapped to a kitchen table where a butcher knife was on a table.
"Demyx! Get us out of here! I need to go to the bathroom!" Roxas said shaking the bars.
"Where are the keys?" Siruxa asked.
"Right-" Naminé was about to say, but the lights turned off. "Never mind, you can't see them."
For no reason, bright green glow in the dark lights appeared and the monster's body, but not the face can be seen.
"MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!"
Demyx and Siruxa ran again and the monster chased them. "Come on I need to go to the-never mind."
"Eeeeewwwwww! Roxas you're-" Marluxia yelled.
"Just kidding with ya!"
"When we get out of here, I'm gonna cut your fuckin' head off!"
Siruxa kept looking for a place to hide and she found a broom closet. "Let's get in here!" They got in and Demyx closed the door.
"How long will we stay in here?" Demyx whispered.
"Until we get caught or when it's morning."
"Is it ever morning in this world?"
"Great, now you're a mischievous pessimistic comedian."
Demyx was scared…and nervous. Not only was he in a closet, he was in a closet with a girl. And everyone knows that if a boy and a girl are in a closet alone…something's going down. Well, since I'm gonna die, might as well…
"Demyx…I need to say something."
He was curious and anxious. "Um…yeah?"
"If I was stuck in a closet…at least it's you. You're probably the only person that wouldn't drive me over the edge."
Some of his hopes died that moment. Then there was a hard knock on the door. Siruxa quickly hugged Demyx and was mumbling something. It's now or never…
Demyx grabbed Siruxa and planted his lips on hers and she completely froze. Time and her mind stopped and she was completely out of her zone. She slowly grabbed his shoulders and they didn't notice the door slowly opening. Then there was a loud gasp.
"WHAT IN FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS IS THIS?"
Demyx and Siruxa broke apart and saw the Organization staring, all the guys' jaws, except for Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Zexion, dropped. Jack Skellington, who was the "monster" who was just trying to get a good scare, was there too.
"Awwwww, I didn't get to scare them again…BOO!"
They were startled and Demyx's and Siruxa's faces were pink. "Can we just go now?" Zexion said shrugging. Jack Skellington watched them leave and started to sing a Halloween Song, followed by a pumpkin being thrown at him from Saix.
Everyone was silent on the gummi ship ride until they got back to the castle. When they were back, Xemnas's, Xigbar's, Saix's, Axel's, Luxord's, Marluxia's, and Roxas' jaws were still on the floor.
"HOW THE HECK WAS DEMYX ABLE TO GET A GIRL?"
"Wait a minute! I've still got Naminé!" Roxas left and the rest of the guys dissed and left in the cold to dry and shrivel.
A/n: Jack Skellington shouldn't keep doing this. My hair will get white!
Riku: What's wrong with white hair?
Demyx: Isn't it silver?
Axel: Demyx, is your hair a mullet or a Mohawk?
Demyx: Is that spiky hair natural or do you not bathe?
All4Riku: Enough with the questions! If you review, you get Halloween candy! (Has candy in a basket). Happy Halloween!
