Episode 7: Waluigi
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…
Walugi is seen on the stage with his arms crossed with a smug expression on his face.
Waluigi…
Is a vegetarian…
"Look, just because I'm all skinny doesn't mean I don't get any protein, alright?" Waluigi remarked rolling his eyes. "I can't just live off loser food like broccoli and cauliflower you know"
Waluigi…
Runs a smuggling ring…
"Hey! I wouldn't stoop so low like that and even if I would, my personal life would be none of your beeswax!" Waluigi shouted.
Waluigi…
Is homeless…
"I'm not some dirty peasant! I make a great deal of money from sports tournaments...sometimes…"
Waluigi…
Loves bombs…
"Well, I suppose that's fine" Waluigi shrugged. "The power, the simple structure and the fact they create something awesome is-"
Because he knows he will be forever alone…
"What?! No, I don't mean it like that! And I CAN get a lady if I wanted to! It's just that no lady has passed my expectations!"
Waluigi…
Can't accept the truth…
"What truth?! All you've been doing is spew lies! I'm the real liar around here!" Waluigi refuted.
Waluigi…
Just confirmed that all of his past statements were lies…
"Wait, that not what I meant!"
Waluigi…
Needs some serious help…
"Shut up! The only help I need is how to kick your butt when I find out who you are!" Waluigi threatened.
Now you know…
Waluigi…
"I hate you, you know that?" growled Waluigi. "It hasn't even been five minutes and I already want to punch you in the face. That's a new record in my book"
Waluigi clenched his fists and walked off the stage in anger.
Good luck with creeping out the ladies, sticky!
The voice laughed as an insulted Waluigi left.
I found this a bit hard to do as I found next to nothing about Waluigi, being a character stuck to spin-off games. All characters belong to Nintendo. Read and Review! Peace!
