Disclaimer: Believe it or not, I still don't own glee. But Christmas is coming...
Blaine woke to the smell of bacon. And boy, did it smell heavenly. His nose followed the scent the short distance to the kitchenette, to see not who he was expecting. At the counter was a pretty blonde, humming what Blaine come make out as a Brittney Spears number while stirring scrambled eggs on the stove, oblivious to the musician standing just a few feet away.
"Umm...you're not Rory," Blaine stated, his triangular eyebrows furrowed together. The girl jumped at his voice, and turned around, smiling at him.
"My name is Brittany. I'm making breakfast," she replied innocently. "And you are?"
"Umm... Blaine. The guy that lives here. What are you doing here?" Blaine said a little louder, still extremely confused why this girl was in his kitchenette making breakfast.
"Um there is no need to be sassy. That's bullying and I will not tolerate it," she started, continuing on her quest of making the meal. "And Rory told me about you. We met last night at the bar and we got to talking. He told me he was Irish and that obviously means he's a leprechaun. And with me being a unicorn, I knew we had to abide to the number one rule of all magical creatures," she told Blaine, who looked at her strangely, but gestured her to go on. "You don't know the number one rule?" she gaped in disbelief when he shook his head no. "Well since I am a unicorn and unicorns are called to do good deeds, I will tell you. The number one rule for all magical creatures is to stick together! Otherwise we might go extinct, and that wouldn't be good. So he invited me over here, and we watched magical movies and played magical games all night and to repay him for his kindness I am making breakfast." she ended simply, shrugging her shoulder slightly. "It's just what unicorns do."
As Blaine was trying to find words to respond to this strange encounter, his notorious roommate appeared from his bedroom, looking tired but smiled warmly at Brittany.
"Rory!" Blaine yelled at his roommate. "Can I talk to you for a second?" he gestured to his bedroom.
"Umm...who is she?" Blaine demanded after walking far enough away the bizarre girl couldn't hear.
"That's Brittany." Rory replied. "I met her last night at a bar when you were out doing God knows what. She was talking crazy about unicorns and magical creatures, but she was hot so I continued to talk to her. Then we decided to come back here and hung out a bit."
"Wait...you didn't...do anything...right?" Blaine whispered. "I mean, the girl obviously needs mental help.."
"No, no, no. I mean, I wanted to but I'm not that much of a arse. Turns out she's really cool, and plus she's making breakfast," Rory answered, and grinned at the latter.
"Ok then... Good talk," Blaine blinked in puzzlement before shaking his head and walking out. "New York sure is crazy.." he mumbled under his breath.
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"How can you be in love with her if you've never even met her?" Sam said with Blaine guffawing next to him.
"I don't know man, I know it sounds crazy, but we totally have a connection. She gets me," Finn tried defending himself, but to no avail: the rest of his companions were still laughing at him.
They were all out at a local pub- hat Is Artie, Blaine, Rory, Finn, and Sam. They had a few beers and were talking relationships. After getting Sam to finally stop gushing about how amazing and beautiful Mercedes was and being a little weirded out by Rory's encounter with unicorn girl Brittany, it was Finn's turn to shine.
"I know pen pals are so third grade, but I told her stuff I've never told anyone. She's just really awesome, and we even talked about meeting soon," Finn continued on with his story.
"Dude, what if you meet her and she's an ugly old prune?" Artie asked in between sips.
"Or a drag queen in herifties!" Sam shouted a little too loudly, making Rory laugh even harder.
"No guys, I know this girl is real. She's too amazing to be fake," Finn argued, trying to uphold his argument.
"Whatever you say dude," Rory replied. "Just make sure I'm invited to the wedding."
They all replied with chuckles, even Finn. The group had all become good friends since Sam and Mercedes get together, and tried to go out for drinks at least once a week. "Allllll right everybody!" a loud voice, clearly drunk with all the slurs, blared through the microphone. "Who's next for karaoke?!"
"Let's do it," Blaine said to the group.
They all looked at him like he had scorpions crawling out of his ears. "What? Umm I'd rather not embarrass myself," Rory disputed.
"And I would actually like to show my face in this bar again," Sam added.
"No guys, it would be fun!" Finn said, encouraging Blaine's idea. "C'mon, what is that saying? You only die once?"
"It's you only live once," Blaine corrected, sending a apologetic smile to the lanky man. "If you don't go, I'll go and embarrass you beyond belief. You guys are all acting like 12 year old girls."
That did it. All the men stood up and made their way towards the stage, applause and cheers from people sitting in the scattered tables across the place.
After a few minutes of whispering ideas to one another, they finally decided on a classic song they knew would be a hit, especially for the ladies in the room.
"Hello, everyone!" Blaine said. "Uh, my name is Blaine, and these are my friends Rory, Sam, Artie, and Finn. Hope you enjoy the show," he winked after introducing everyone, making some younger girls swoon. And with that, the music started.
Boyz We are the Boyz in Motion,
We give you our devotion Boyz
We are the Boyz in Motion,
We give you our devotion Boyz
We are the Boyz in Motion,
We give you our devotion Boyz
We are the Boyz in Motion,
We give you our devotion
Can you feel the beat inside?
Showing what you try and hide...
I can feel the rhythm of your heart
Yea yea what it's all about
Yea yea wanna hear you shout
C'mon everybody try and make some noise with the Boyz
We are the Boyz in Motion,
We give you our devotion Boyz
Throughout the number, the group did obviously unsynchronized choreography, tripping over each other and laughing a little too loudly at some parts. But the audience seemed to love it, almost everyone on their feet dancing and singing along. At the end, all five of them were breathing heavily with bright smiles plastered on all their faces. They bowed very clumsily and made their way off the small stage, laughing and jumping on each other, high off the excitement of the low key song.
"Ok," Artie started after the group was reseated and calmed down a bit. "That was freakin' awesome, yo!"
"Definitely," Sam agreed. "If only Finn's mystery girl was here to see it!" Everyone erupted in laughter- except for Finn, who ducked his head in embarrassment.
"I should have never told you guys! Ugh, you just wait," he tried arguing back but to no use.
Blaine smiled at his new friends. He mind had completely pushed his thoughts of his and Quinn's confusing relationship to the side and forced himself to have a good time. Which he was, but thought that the only thing that would make this better was if a certain green eyed girl was with him.
But besides that, he was finally starting to feel at home in the big city.
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Short and sweet! :) The song was "Boyz In Motion" from That's So Raven. ;)
Also I hope I did all the character justice! Especially Brittany, that was tough.
