Chapter 7 – My Cold Blood Lusts Your Death
Orihime was being surrounded by the sleep walkers. They stopped. All of a sudden, a jeep was flying through the air dropping cheeseburgers.
Yoruichi was shouting, while in cat form,"My noms!"
The cheeseburgers exploded and everyone fell to the ground. Orihime picked one up and took a bite. It exploded with a cheesy revenge.
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Ichigo had gotten to the park when 3 blades attacked him. He blocked all 3 and pushed them back.
"Very good! Now for something tougher!" A metal wall rose up around him and kunai knives started shooting from the wall at him. Ichigo was just like,"Fuck."
-Kisuke was driving the jeep wildly through the night. "Hey look it's Rukia!" Kisuke then drove forward and Uryu got in front of Rukia. Kisuke hit an ice patch, slid, and hit Uryu with the jeep. Rukia's Tsuki no Mai destroyed the jeep. Kisuke had hit the breaks in time to send Yoruichi and himself flying.
"Great! Kisuke you lost all that money you spent on that jeep!" said Yoruichi.
"I only spent a small amount of the money on that jeep." said Kisuke
"Then let's get the rest!"
"It's in a hollow-baited vault. If you go in there, you'll have to fight lots of hollows."
"Time for a sidequest?"
"Time for a sidequest!"
Kisuke and Yoruichi then left on their side quest.
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Ichigo had managed to block enough kunais to survive, but was tired and had still gotten hit.
"Come out!" Ichigo yelled.
"Fine! My blade wants a more direct shot anyways!" The man appeared before him.
"You're the guy Uryu fought!"
"The quincy? He was a pushover! But you seem like a tougher opponent, and my zanpaktou is getting a little thirsty."
Ichigo stood up. "Fine then," he put his sword forward. "BAN-"
"No Bankai here!" shouted the man as he threw a shuriken at Ichigo. He then pulled out his sword and attacked Ichigo. Ichigo tried to block but the man was too fast and had stabbed Ichigo in the gut. "Looks like you aren't so tough after all." He stepped on Ichigo's chest to loosen his blade.
"Wait! I'll beat you!"
"Shut up!" The man yelled as he slashed Ichigo's chest, blood flying.
"I'll come back when you're stronger." The man walked away while sheathing his sword. Ichigo struggled to get up. He tried to crawl to get to the man but failed. He flipped on to his back side and fell asleep as he closed his eyes. The world seemed to fade.
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Uryu got up from where the jeep launched him to after hitting him. "Ow, damnit that hurt!" He took out a bottle of motrin and took a few. He then thought of something. "All those people were asleep, that person must control the sleeping. If I wake them up they are no longer puppets."
Rukia then slashed at Uryu. He felt ice beginning to encase his left arm. "What the hell?"
"Oh I forgot to mention I can take the power of the person I possess and make it stronger. That means I can make infinite ice abilities! Now freeze him to the core!" Rukia slashed at Uryu's right leg. He easily dodged but his leg began to freeze over with ice.
"Rukia! Wake up! You're being controlled!"
Rukia didn't respond. She thrust her sword forward at the ground and ice flew up in a wave at Uryu. He tried to dodge but his ice covered arm and leg weighed him down,"Now I get what they mean when they say it'll cost an arm and a leg!"
"Reign over the Frosty Heavens!"
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Ichigo woke up in a somewhat familiar room. It wasn't his room, but it wasn't Urahara Shoten. He sat up to look for someone and saw stuffed animals. He then noticed his wounds were gone. He realized he was in Orihime's house. He saw half of a cake next to where he slept. He decided to go back to sleep and worry about it later.
Orihime walked into the bedroom to check on Ichigo. She realized that one of her bras was short distance from Ichigo's head and fainted out of embarrassment.
End.
