A/N: Can we shout…dun dun dummmm. Well maybe not. I do feel like doing a serious fic with some Naruto characters after this, but I don't know who to pair off. There's always NaruSasu but that's so over done… I recently fell in love with Neji so maybe a NejiLee? ponders I also wanted to play with Hinata some…and Tenten…and Garaa…and Temari…and Kankuro…and Itachi…arg. So many choices. Recommendations anyone?

Kakashi: KakaIru!!

But I already did you…

Kakashi: (puppy dog eyes) but you love me bestest right?

(fights) I can't choose!!!!!

Disclaimer: Everybody belongs to the one and only, grand, illustrious, wondrous, brilliant, Masashi Kishimoto.

Kidnapped! Who will save us?

Iruka awoke with a throbbing pain in his head. He tried opening his eyes, only to find darkness. He tried again, but still only saw darkness. Did I go blind?

"I have a blindfold on you, so you cannot locate a way to escape." Iruka couldn't place the voice.

"Is that you Kakashi? I'm not really in the mood for a game right now." The voice chuckled coldly. Iruka realized how cold he was.

"Kakashi-kun is as far away from you as he can be. You are in the hands of Orochimaru-sama now." Iruka realized he was very cold.

"Orochi-" The voice's hand covered his mouth. It tasted strange, kind of like…

"Do it now." It was another voice. One he knew very well, as did every Konoha shinobi. "Teach him he is not to talk back to you, Kabuto." Kabuto's hand removed itself from Iruka's mouth, only to grasp at the spot between his legs. Gasping, Iruka cried out in pain as Kabuto worked his fingers roughly. Then the other voice, Orochimaru's, reprimanded, "You're doing it to harshly! He'll never respect you that way. Make them want it, make them want you." Kabuto's hand left and was replaced with Orochimaru's. This time it was soft and seductive. The motions of the hand shifted up and down, urging him into an erection. Iruka fought; refused to give in. He heard Orochimaru snicker. "Now this just won't do." The hand stopped moving and Iruka exhaled a sigh of relief. One could only imagine his surprise when something warm and wet wrapped itself around his still erect parts. It was no use, so he gave in.

:"Oro…ch..i..maru…" he moaned. Orochimaru just laughed.

Kakashi kept his eyes open for any sign of where Iruka and Naruto had last been. Sadly, he kept getting interrupted every few minutes.

"KAKASHI! Today you will fall to my grand repertoire of talents! I can beat you at any challenge you dare to name!" Kakashi sighed with irritation.

"How about a race to the sand village?" Gai faltered slightly.

"But that's….over a hundred miles away." Kakashi smirked and cocked one eyebrow.

"Are you saying you can't do it?" Gai stiffened.

"Of course I can! You shall eat my delicious dust of wonder!! And you shall like it and ask for more!" Gai took off in a cloud of dust, and as he said, Kakashi inhaled a good deal of it. Hacking and coughing Kakashi smiled grimly. That should keep that idiot busy for a while. The dust had yet to clear and His vision was still limited, yet he was still able to see the sword that glinted in the trees. Shining for only a moment, it vanished into the trees. He debated with himself for a moment on whether or not to get the rest of the ANBU team, but decided to go on his own. There was no time, no waiting. Every moment meant another moment or torture for Iruka and Naruto. Replacing his Yakei into its sheath, he flitted off into the slowly receding sunset.

Orochimaru…I'm coming

a Yakei is a type of Katana which, for the idiots who haven't yet figured it out, is a sword. It has a long curved blade (about three and a half feet I think…maybe four) and is mucho fun to chop things up with.