DISCLAIMER! I do not own Homestuck or any of the music used in this story as a character's theme! It is simply there to help amplify the experience of this story, and I claim no rights to anything or anyone in this story besides Jenn, who is me!

Now welcome to the seventh chapter of Sburb Omega!


Now what about that other kid?

I heard that narrator.

Richard: Ignore the pesky narrator and check your computer.

You check your computer, noticing it flashing, after sitting down, you ponder what to do.

Richard: Do something useful

You smack yourself for thinking of derping. You move to the big thingy in the middle of the room, questioning its purpose.

Richard: Watch as Matt deploys machines

You watch as Matt deploys the machines, throwing your belongings around the room like an idiot.

Richard: Test out the cruxtruder

You walk over the cruxtruder, examining it. You then wonder what to do, realizing what your friends dragged you into.

Richard: TURN THE GODDAMN WHEEL ALREADY.

You turn the wheel, turn around, and walk to the other thingy. That's right.

But anyways, cruxite and a kernelsprite popped out of the wheel thingy.

Richard: Pick up cruxite

You pick up some of this 'cruxite'.

Richard: Punch card.

Once again, you walk over to the random card puncher, poking it.

Richard: Punch card!

You punch the card, moving slow to annoy someone, but who?

Richard: STOP BEING ANNOYING AND CARVE THE CRUXITE.

"Fine!" you shout to the ceiling, carving the cruxite.

Richard: Ok, baby steps, place the cruxite on the alchemiser

You finally place the cruxite on the alchemiser, waiting for something to happen. An egg appears, and you pick it up. What am I supposed to do with this, you think.

Richard: Game...Enter..?

Finally, time to enter the game.

AT: That was way too fast.

MW: Damn, Richard was faster than Trish..

FR: Because I'm emotionless, narrator.

CD: I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be that easy.

Richard: Throw something into the kernelsprite before you enter

In a desperate rush, you throw your trusty cuttle fish and grab your trusty briefcase, along with the egg. Then everything flashes white. At that second, you know everything went wrong. The egg is gone.

Richard: Ok now you can game enter with your cuttlesprite

You wake up, staring around. "Why aren't these things usually easier." you mutter. You then pick up your briefcase, then book it, running from the plasma that makes up your world.


*crashes through ceiling* DID SOMEBODY SAY SHORT UPDATES?!

Sorry about the wait, I had a hard time keeping up with school! But luckily for me, I have Spring Break, so that means more updates!

I also apologize about the shortness of this chapter, I know you guys have been waiting for an update!

I hope you stick around for the next chapter (AT: And hope to the gods that it isn't as short-)! Remember to leave a review or follow this story if you like it that much! See you next time!