Alice in Wonderland AU

By: Immortal Wolf Lover

(A/N I own nothing except plot and some scenes and comments. MALICE AU SUPER/ABUSED/ POWERFUL/MODEST/HUMBLE/ SINGING ALICE) A/N THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL REVIEWS SO FAR KEEP THEM COMING AND I'LL KEEP THE STORY GOING THANKS MUCH NOW LET'S ENJOY SOME TEA WITH THE MARCH HARE! DUCK!

The ones who had not covered their ears after Alices' explanation, basically all but Thackery and Mirana who had remembered part of Alices introduction to the others, now covered their ears immediately and waited for the scream and the ringing to stop. When it did the first thing they heard was Alice laughing hysterically.

"Oh dear Alice, what did you do to make my sister scream like that?" Mirana asks slightly amused and slightly worried. Alice calmed down enough for her to talk for a moment.

"That was just the first present I left. I spray painted every wall in Crims to show the Jabberwocky and Blandersnatch flipping off the Red Queen and the best part is that it won't come down unless I want it too, even if I die it won't come off." Alice said before dissolving into hysterical laughter again only this time joined by Thackery and a few others. Mirana held a hand to her mouth to stifle her own bout of laughter but it was in vain.

"If that is just one of the 'gifts' you left my dear older sister then what are the others, my dear Alice?" Mirana asks after finally getting a hold of her laughter. Alice fought not to break out in mad laughter again for a moment before finally letting out a snort and grinning wider than the Cheshire cat himself.

"I placed some makeshift stereos, things that play music whenever you want, all around her palace and designed them so that they played only a single song over and over anytime she tries to yell her little catchphrase or opens her mouth at all really." Alice said with a truly demonic smirk before covering her ears, prompting others to immediately do the same, as another scream, louder than the first tore across the garden and all of Underland.

"What song did you put to make my sister scream like so?" Mirana asks definitely amused.

"A song from Abovelands called 'Heads Will Roll'. I thought it pretty fitting with your sisters catchphrase being 'Off with your head!'" Alice said grinning insanely while Thackery, who had heard the song before cause Alice sang it for them at the tea party, began laughing madly.

"Could you sing it for us so that we may understand the joke, my dear Alice?" Mirana asks gently with a soft encouraging smile on her face. Alice perked up immediately at the thought of singing a song, something that did not go unnoticed on anyone, and nodded reverently. (A/N Song is Heads Will Roll by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.)

"Off with your head
Dance until you're dead
Heads will roll
Heads will roll
Heads will roll
Heads will roll
On the floor

Glitter on the wet streets
Silver over everything
The river's all wet
You're all cold

Dripping with alchemy
Shiver stop shivering
The glitter's all wet
You're all chrome

The men cry out
The Girls cry out
The men cry out
Oh no

Off with your head
Dance until you're dead
Heads will roll
Heads will roll
Heads will roll
Heads will roll
On the floor

Looking glass
Take the past
Shut your eyes
Mirror lies

Glitter on the wet streets
Silver over everything
The glitter's all wet
You're all chrome
You're all chrome

Off with your head
Dance until you're dead
Off with your head
Dance until you're dead
Off with your head
Dance until you're dead"

It took a moment for everyone to register the song in their brains before all of them burst out in laughter.