This one isn't very good. To the tune of 'When she loved me' from Toy story 2.

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(Vimes singing)

When Carrot wasn't here

Everything was easy

Every hour was spent drunk

Living in the gutter

And when there was a crime

I wasn't there to be involved

And when Nobby was drunk so was I

When Carrot wasn't here

Through the summer and the fall

The city didn't need us, not at all

Just Bearhuggers and I together like it was meant to be

And when daytime came

I recovered from the night

And I knew that the city didn't need me

So Carrot turned up

I tried to stay the same

But Carrot made sense

I was left alone

But still I waited for the day

When life would pull through for me

Lonely and sober

I never thought I'd be happy

Then Sybil smiled at me

And held me

And made me feel like I should do

Like she loved me

When she loved me

While somebody loves me

Everything is beautiful

Every hour we spend together

Lives within my heart

While she loves me.