This one isn't very good. To the tune of 'When she loved me' from Toy story 2.
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(Vimes singing)
When Carrot wasn't here
Everything was easy
Every hour was spent drunk
Living in the gutter
And when there was a crime
I wasn't there to be involved
And when Nobby was drunk so was I
When Carrot wasn't here
Through the summer and the fall
The city didn't need us, not at all
Just Bearhuggers and I together like it was meant to be
And when daytime came
I recovered from the night
And I knew that the city didn't need me
So Carrot turned up
I tried to stay the same
But Carrot made sense
I was left alone
But still I waited for the day
When life would pull through for me
Lonely and sober
I never thought I'd be happy
Then Sybil smiled at me
And held me
And made me feel like I should do
Like she loved me
When she loved me
While somebody loves me
Everything is beautiful
Every hour we spend together
Lives within my heart
While she loves me.
