I heart Nickelback. And Chad Kroeger's voice instantaneously reminds me of Grimmjow hence I end up drooling as I imagine him singing his songs. HONESTLY Grimmjow looks like the kind of guy who would sing like Kroeger! *drool* okay back to the story and out of my daydreaming mood. So basically a foreign student from Spain has come to Karakura High and Ichigo couldn't take his eyes of the sex demon. How the hell is he going to converse with him when he doesn't know a drop of Spanish and the other certainly doesn't any English!

Song: S.E.X by Nickelback

Renji looked behind him and grinned widely.

'Hey, Ichi,' he said slyly and nudged his friend. 'Look who's coming this way.'

Before Ichigo could turn around to see for himself, Renji quickly grabbed his hand and pushed him backwards right into somebody.

'Fuck! Renji, you asshole!' Ichigo snapped as the pineapple head snickered and jerked his head in the direction of what was behind Ichigo. Rolling his eyes, Ichigo looked back and his entire frame froze.

The Grimmjow Jaeguerjacques was standing behind him in all his sexy glory. His blue hair was gelled into a wild mess of locks and he wore a loose fitted flannel shirt which was untucked with the sleeve rolled up. His dangerously blue eyes sparked with amusement as he placed his hands on his waist and looked down on Ichigo. Ichigo gulped and his heart thrummed painfully against his chest as he stared up into those mesmerizing blue eyes.

'¿Estás bien?(1)' the blue-haired queried, smirking broadly. When he said this, Ichigo's heart did a back flip at the husky and sexy way the man spoke Spanish. But it also flipped because he was panicking. He didn't know Spanish to save his life let alone converse with this hunk of a man. And here he was crushing on him big time when he couldn't even say two words to Grimmjow without some confusion.

'Uh…it was my fault really,' Ichigo said stupidly, as if hoping Grimmjow would understand him. But the teen just tilted his head to one side and frowned. Ichigo wanted to whimper. His confused face just made him even sexier. He wanted to kick himself for not paying attention in Spanish class.

'Grimmjow, ¿qué estás haciendo con ese idiota(2),' a tall, mantis-like teen loomed on Grimmjow right side and grinned maniacally at Ichigo. His long black hair covered one eye where a bandanna had been securely tied to hide something but Ichigo wasn't bothered to be curious about that. Not like he cared about Nnoitra in any way.

'Si por mi fuese, estaría haciendolo a el(3),' Grimmjow remarked and winked at Ichigo. Ichigo blushed when he did and his face continued to redden when Nnoitra laughed like a psycho.

'Sorry to interrupt ya berry but I need ta steal Grimm here fer somethin',' Nnoitra leered as he dragged Grimmjow away so he could face Ichigo himself. Ichigo narrowed his eyes. He hated the fact that Nnoitra, asshole that he was, was assigned as Grimmjow's guide and translator since he could speak both English and Spanish fluently. If Ichigo knew that the new foreign student was going to be this hot he would've paid attention in class too.

'No problem. As long as your fucked up face is nowhere near me I'm good,' Ichigo said through gritted teeth. Nnoitra grinned lazily.

'Yeah, yeah, you know I can read ya, Kurosaki,' he snickered. 'I know ya wanna fuck around with our Spanish sex bomb here but it ain't gonna happen with the language barrier, is it?'

'Fuck off, Nnoitra,' Ichigo growled.

'If ya were nicer ta me I could help you with that,' Nnoitra purred. 'I could just let slip how much ya want him and you guys will be rutting like cats in no time.'

'I said fuck off,' Ichigo made sure he emphasized that word as he brought up a clenched fist. Nnoitra eyed it but continued to invade Ichigo's personal space.

'Sex can be quite a helpful way to break that barrier, berry boy,' Nnoitra remarked snidely. Ichigo's eyes narrowed and before he could pummel the beanpole, Grimmjow spoke something in Spanish in an annoyed tone.

'Ya voy!, relajate, la banda te esta esperando a ti para tocar(4)' Nnoitra snapped back before turning to Ichigo with a grin. 'Come to the cafeteria if ya want. Ya might be in fer a surprise!'

Cackling, the two left. Ichigo continued to growl menacingly while Renji came from the back to thump him on the back in comfort.

'Chill, Ichi!' Renji uttered. 'Nnoitra was trying to fuck with you! Just forget him. What he says ain't so important, 'kay?'

Ichigo stood stock still for a moment as if deciding something. He suddenly made off in the direction of Nnoitra and Grimmjow, leaving Renji bewildered.

'C'mon,' Ichigo mumbled to Renji. 'I wanna see what's going on in the cafeteria.'

'Didn't you know?' Renji said as he caught up with him. 'Grimmjow's band is playing today.'

'Grimmjow's in a band?' Ichigo said in surprise though he didn't slow down in his pace.

'Yeah, he sings!' Renji continued. 'Though nobody has ever heard him sing. It's probably going to be some Spanish songs. Which I guess nobody would mind listening to since they all will be too busy drooling over him. Guys included.'

Renji smiled knowingly at his friend. Ichigo was too pissed at Nnoitra to blush right now. He wanted to know just what that cocky bastard was hinting at when he said he was in for a surprise.

The cafeteria at Karakura High was HUGE. Like it could fit at least fifteen cars. On one side a stage had been set up where a group of students were plugging in instruments. A tall brunette was practicing some notes on his electric guitar while muscle-bound lug was testing his drum set. Ichigo spotted Grimmjow conversing with a green-eyed emo who was holding a bass guitar. Ichigo's heart started beating at a fast tempo when Grimmjow looked his way and grinned.

Nnoitra, who standing at the mike, grabbed it and started speaking.

'Yo, bitches!' he cackled. 'So everyone knows our local foreign student, Grimmjow Jaeguerjacques, am I right?'

The packed cafeteria started hooting and wolf whistling. Grimmjow grinned at the reaction to his name. Nnoitra was grinning just as widely as he turned to see Ichigo standing in the cafeteria entrance.

'Well, he decided to thank us for our hospitality by singing a song with his band from back home! Please welcome Ulquiorra Schiffer at guitar, Coyote Stark at lead guitar, Yammy Llargo at drums and of course, Grimmjow Jaeguerjacques at vocals! Take it away, Grimm!'

He lifted the mike from its stand and tossed it at Grimmjow, who caught it skillfully. Nnoitra winked at him and walked off stage as Ulquiorra strummed single notes while Stark belted grating sounds from his guitar. Once Yammy started up a beat to compliment the guitars, Grimmjow was bobbing his head to the beat while his head was turned towards right. One hand gripped the mike wire while the other hand brought the mike up to his lips so he could start singing. Ichigo, expecting seductive Spanish words to pour out of those heavenly lips, gaped as something even sexier spilled out of them.

"No" is a dirty word,
Never gonna say it first,
"No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind.

'WHAT?' Ichigo yelled as he stared at Grimmjow turn his head once again to the side while Stark leaned forward to strike a beat, egging the audience on to make some more noise. 'He knows English?'

'Duh,' came a jeering voice behind him and he jumped when he saw Nnoitra grinning at him. 'Dude, how do ya think he studied here? Honestly, Kurosaki, fer a smartass yer pretty dumb!'

Maybe in the parking lot,
Better bring your friend along,
Better off together than just one at a time.

At this point Grimmjow beckoned the crowd with his finger with a seductive look in his eye and when his eyes landed on Ichigo, he winked when he was saying 'Better off together than just one at a time.'

When Ichigo blushed, Nnoitra laughed crazily.

'Just wait for the chorus,' he said evilly. 'I kinda helped write the lyrics with him!'

Ichigo raised an eyebrow. Grimmjow suddenly thrust his hips forward as he belted out,

S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.

Grimmjow stretched the last syllable as far as he stretched his body backwards. Ichigo's eyes widened and he couldn't help thinking at how the bluenette would be amazing in bed. Apparently, everyone else was just as awed by his gymnastic performance as he snapped back up to sing the rest of the chorus.

(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah!

'Psst! If yer still having a blonde moment you do know he's talking about you,' Nnoitra hissed cheerily at Ichigo. Renji glared at him before elbowing him painfully.

'Can't you see he's busy?' Renji snapped and jerked his head at Ichigo who was just staring at Grimmjow in both hunger and awe. Nnoitra rolled his eyes.

'Just making sure he knows what's coming after the show,' Nnoitra said casually and grinned lecherously. Renji gave him a weird look. No wonder he was considered the school pervert.

I'm loving what you wanna wear,
I wonder what's up under there?
Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue?

Grimmjow indicated the sexual tension in this verse by tugging at his shirt opening and then letting his hand slip under it just a bit as he gyrated his hips to the beat. Ichigo's eyes never left that sliver of skin showing through the shirt, unaware that he was actually drooling in public. It was a good thing everyone else was distracted by the sex oozing from this guy.

Grimmjow spread his legs out in a power stance as he continued to sing, his shoulders now moving to the beat and one leg tapping along.

I'd love to try to set you free,
All of you all over me.
Love hearin' the sound you make the second you're done.

Grimmjow suddenly looked directly at Ichigo and the berry shivered at the want in those eyes. He wanted those eyes to focus on no one but him now and held Grimmjow's gaze as he belted out into the chorus.

'If you ask the question, then it's always yes. Yeah!' Grimmjow growled over the mike before totally going all out in chanting out 'Yeah!'; bobbing his head to the crowd as they sang along, his free hand in the rock symbol at the crowd as well and his hips thrust out. God, he was literally sex on legs.

Stark suddenly walked up to Grimmjow's side as did Ulquiorra so that both could do a mixed guitar solo together while they had their backs to Grimmjow who head banged throughout the solo. When they reached the climax of their guitar number, Grimmjow stomped forward and looked dead into Ichigo's eyes, causing Ichigo's breath to get caught in his throat.

S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.

He started bobbing up and down on his heels as he pointed a finger at the crowd (actually at Ichigo though only he knew that) and slowly lifted it up to point to the ceiling.

(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah! (YES)
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah! (YES)

And as he burst into a fresh torrent of 'Yeah!''s he prowled about the stage, jumping from place to place and getting everyone pumped up and singing along with him. With the final 'YES' he bent down on one knee, dropping the mike all the way down so he shout into it before hopping back on his feet to take in the applause literally thundering in the cafeteria. Taking one last bow, he handed the mike to Stark and jumped off the stage, his eyes locked on Ichigo.

Ichigo could barely breathe when he got close. After hearing him sing like that, it was taking all his will power not to make out furiously with this sex demon right in front of the whole crowd.

'Why…' he managed to stammer as Grimmjow smirked. 'Why didn't you say something?'

Grimmjow barked a laugh.

'C'mon, I was always giving you hints,' Grimmjow said teasingly as he swayed his hips even closer to Ichigo's.

'No, as in…why didn't you tell me you knew English?'

'Oh that!' He laughed again. 'It was fun seeing you squirm like that whenever I was around. You're pretty cute when you're confused and helpless.'

His face was now barely inches from Ichigo's. Ichigo actually licked his lips as he concentrated on those delicious shell pink ones right in front of him. Nnoitra's perverted laugh broke the tension.

'What the hell are you waiting for?' Nnoitra guffawed. 'Fuck him already, Grimmjow! Cogelo hasta que no pueda caminar, cobarde!(5)'

Grimmjow laughed again and fixed Ichigo with an intense stare. Ichigo actually felt nervous now.

'Nn-Nn-Noitra?' Ichigo stammered. 'What the hell did you say to him?'

'Oh, just helping you out, buddy ol' pal,' Nnoitra remarked and chuckled darkly. Ichigo didn't like the sound of that.

'C'mon,' Grimmjow said as he tugged at Ichigo's hand to lead him away from everyone else. 'My English is still a bit rusty. Maybe we can help each other out.'

Ichigo wasn't going to argue about that lesson!

Okay so the ending was a little stupid and I'll admit this ain't one of the best ones I've written but I like the way I had portrayed the song and how Grimmjow acted to it. I love my fantasy world. And a question, does anyone know how I can get the Grimmjow doushinji 'Blue Desert Rose' without having to buy it? :/

Thanks and PLEASE REVIEW! Even a 'Good job!' is welcome! You reviewing shows how much you like it and it spurs me on to write more stuff for you guys! And I redid the translation because once again *sigh* Google Translate failed me and someone (Ranita4ever) graciously translated it PROPERLY for me so oodles of thanks to her!

TRANSLATIONS:

(1) You Okay?

(2) What are you doing with that idiot?

(3) If it were me I'd be doing it

(4) I'm coming! Relax the band is waiting for you to perform

(5) Fuck him till he can't walk, you pussy

*sigh* Isn't Spanish a sexy language?