The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble

Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.

Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.

Rated T for wrestling violence and language.

This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.

Chapter 7: Straight Outta The Underground!

The fans started to count down to the next entrant.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #26: Courtney (Total Drama)

Out of the stage came the most hated female of Total Drama seasons 1-3. The fans gave Courtney the loudest boos in all of wrestling history because of all the underhanded tactics she used to stay in the game.

"Oh great, not this brat," Jerry Lawler said.

"From Total Drama, it is the C.I.T known as Courtney at number twenty-six," JBL said.

"I say she shouldn't have been on Total Drama All-Stars, I rather have Dawn on All-Stars than this piece of crap," Michael Cole said.

Courtney ignores the boos and rush into the ring, she sees AJ Styles getting up and she kicks him straight in his balls as the fans booed her for that tactic.

"Courtney kicks AJ straight into the groin area," JBL said.

Then, she sees Al Bundy getting up onto one knee and she kicks Al right into his skull as the audience were getting more angry at her for every move she made.

"Courtney kicks Al right in the head," Michael Cole said.

Then, Leela comes up and Courtney pokes her right into her eye.

"Now Courtney pokes Leela right in her eye," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Courtney hooks Leela's arm around her neck and gets her with a suplex.

"Suplex by Courtney, only the best coming from a C.I.T," JBL said.

Meanwhile in ring two, Ash Williams was giving Mojo Rowley a series of punches to the skull.

"Look at Ash punching the living hell out of Mojo Rowley," Michael Cole said.

But Rhyno was planing to gore Ash and Mojo to oblivion, he ran at them but Mojo moves out of the way and Ash was the victim of the gore.

"Gore by Rhyno and Ash is down," Jerry Lawler said.

Rhyno then gets a boot to the face from Mojo Rowley.

"Mojo nails Rhyno with the boot to the face," JBL said.

Rhyno turns around and Zack Ryder (who was on the top rope on the bottom left corner of ring two) jumps up and gives Rhyno a high flying Rough Ryder as the fans popped for that move.

"Top rope Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder onto Rhyno," Michael Cole said.

Back in ring one, New Jack starts to punch Kyo (who was in the bottom right corner) in the face while holding a stop sign in the other hand.

"New Jack is giving Kyo a taste of some hardcore violence," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, he whips Kyo off the corner and Kyo smacks back first into the top left corner.

"Kyo hits back first into the corner," JBL said.

When Kyo stumbles out of the corner, New Jack smacks him in the head with that stop sign, knocking him down.

"Kyo just got hit in the head with that stop sign," Michael Cole said.

As New Jack held the sign in the air, he turns around and Courtney nails him with a dropkick that knocked him down.

"And Courtney ruins the moment with that dropkick," Jerry Lawler said.

As Courtney quickly got up after delivering the dropkick and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant will appear soon.

"Alright number twenty-seven is on his way," Jerry Lawler said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #27: Angélico

Out of the stage was this handsome male with short brown hair and wearing green and black wrestling pants, Angélico was given a standing ovation from the crowd for his pure high flying insanity.

"Oh yeah, here comes a newcomer with a lot of potential," Michael Cole said.

"Straight from AAA Wrestling and Lucha Underground is Angélico," Jerry Lawler said.

Angélico rushes to the ring, hops onto the apron, then he jumps onto the top ropes and gets Courtney, Morrigan, AJ Styles, and Captain America with this corkscrew dive as the fans popped for the move.

"Angélico with a corkscrew dive onto four people," JBL said.

Meanwhile in ring two, Rhyno had tossed Finn Balor over the top rope, but Finn stayed on the apron and avoided the elimination.

"Rhyno tosses Finn over the top rope, but avoids elimination," Jerry Lawler said.

Rhyno runs up and tries to gore Finn off the apron, but Finn lowers the top rope and Rhyno gets launch over the top rope and onto the floor, ending his run in the match.

"And just like that, Rhyno is eliminated from the match," JBL said.

12th eliminated: Rhyno, by Finn Balor, Duration-10:15

Finn re-entered ring two, but Rhyno drags Finn under the ropes and gives him a brutal gore to the shock of fans.

"Gore by Rhyno, that is taking things too far," Michael Cole said.

As Rhyno left the ringside area to a bunch of boos from fans, in ring one, Mojo Rowley and Zack Ryder were trying to eliminate Mark Henry from the match, but it didn't work.

"The hype bros. are trying to eliminate Mark Henry, but fat chance of trying to do that," JBL said.

Mark Henry pushes Mojo and Zack away, then Mark gives both guys an earth shattering double clothesline, knocking them both down.

"Mark Henry takes down the hype bros. in a single instant," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Courtney (who was on top right corner) and Angélico (who was on the bottom right corner) jump off the top rope and get Mark Henry down with a top rope missile dropkick.

"Courtney and Angélico get Mark Henry down with a missile dropkick," JBL said.

As Courtney and Angélico get up, Courtney nails Angélico with an enzugiri to the back of the head, knocking him down as the crowd gave Courtney even louder boos.

"That teamwork didn't last long," Jerry Lawler said.

"Well Courtney shouldn't be celebrating because the next entrant is about to come out," Michael Cole said.

Michael was right, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was coming out and the fans started to count down.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #28: Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII)

Out of the stage came this man with his long black hair, crimson eyes, red bandana, red cloak, black attire, and pointed sabatons on his feet, Vincent was greeted with a respectable ovation from the crowd for one of the most popular characters from Final Fantasy VII.

"Alright, here comes a familiar face from the most popular RPG game series to date," Jerry Lawler said.

"From Final Fantasy VII, it is Vincent Valentine," JBL said.

Vincent takes a good run and enters the ring, he first takes down Captain America with a clothesline.

"Vincent takes down Captain America with a clothesline," Michael Cole said.

Then, he takes down Al Bundy with a dropkick.

"Down goes Al Bundy courtesy of Vincent Valentine," JBL said.

Then, Vincent runs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, jumps up and lands a moonsault onto Angélico as the fans popped for Vincent.

"Vincent now takes down Angélico with a moonsault," Jerry Lawler said.

As Vincent got up, Courtney nails him in the back with a steel chair that brings out boos from the fans.

"And Courtney again ruins the moment with a chair shot to the back of Vincent Valentine," Michael Cole said.

Meanwhile in ring two, Morrigan was trying hard to eliminate Mark Henry just as Finn Balor re-enter ring two after the gore he took, he joined Morrigan to eliminate Mark Henry.

"Morrigan and Finn are trying to eliminate Mark Henry with little results," JBL said.

Mark Henry then pushes Morrigan and Finn out of the way to avoid the elimination.

"I was right, Mark Henry is still in the match," JBL said.

Back in ring one, Courtney grabs Vincent by the hair as she drags him towards the ropes.

"Oh man, Courtney is going to end Vincent's run in the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, this person in a black hoodie jumps the barricade and throws salt right into the face of Courtney as the fans popped because of that act of revenge.

"And Courtney is blind because of that sneak attack from that fan," JBL said.

The person lowered the hood and that person turned out to be Total Drama's goth girl, Gwen, as the fans popped for who that person was.

"That's Gwen from Total Drama," Jerry Lawler said.

"Payback for Gwen after Courtney made Gwen's life a living hell on Total Drama," Michael Cole said.

As Gwen hopped over the barricade, Courtney being blinded by the salt, and with numerous brawls happening around the rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron as the fans awaited for the next entrant.

"Here comes entrant twenty-nine," JBL said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #29: Tyler Breeze

With the sound of pop music coming from the speakers, out of the stage came NXT's Prince Pretty known as Tyler Breeze. With his gorgeous blonde hair, shiny purple wrestling pants, and holding his selfie stick, Tyler got a very negative reaction from the crowd.

"At number twenty-nine it is NXT's Tyler Breeze," Jerry Lawler said.

"And these fans don't like him one bit," JBL said.

As Tyler took his time to walk down to the ring, Kyo grabs Courtney by the hair and tosses her over the top rope and her feet hitting the floor, not to mention, hitting the back of her head onto the floor, her elimination brought in loud cheers from the crowd.

"And with that the C.I.T is O.U.T," Michael Cole said.

"Courtney is eliminated from the match, thanks to the distraction from Gwen," JBL said.

13th eliminated: Courtney, by Kyo Kusanagi (with some help from Gwen), Duration-3:08

Courtney walked up the entrance ramp, but not without kicking the steel steps first before doing that.

"What a sore loser Courtney is," Jerry Lawler said.

Tyler Breeze enters the ring with his selfie stick in hand, but then New Jack yanks the stick out of Tyler's hand and nails him in the head with his own selfie stick, which brought cheers from the crowd.

"And Tyler gets hit with his own selfie stick," JBL said.

Meanwhile in ring two, Morrigan had scooped Ash Williams up and slams him near the bottom right corner with a scoop slam.

"Morrigan scoop slams Ash near the corner," Michael Cole said.

Then, Finn Balor climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring two, looking for Coup de Grâce.

"Is Finn looking to hit Coup de Grâce again," JBL said.

JBL was right, Finn jumps up and nails Ash with Coup de Grâce as the fans popped for the move.

"Coup de Grâce for the second time in the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.

As Finn stumbled forward, Vincent Valentine launches Finn up in the air and when he came down, Vincent nails him with Cesaro like uppercut to the cheers of fans.

"Uppercut by Vincent on Finn Balor," JBL said.

Meanwhile in ring one, New Jack hits Zack Ryder and Mojo Rowley with that selfie stick.

"And down goes the hype bros. thanks to New Jack," Michael Cole said.

Then, Angélico nails New Jack with a running dropkick, knocking him down and taking the selfie stick out of hands.

"Dropkick by Angélico on New Jack," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Angélico picks up the selfie stick and takes a photo of himself with it, then he tosses the stick into the crowd.

"Wow a selfie, first time in a rumble match," Michael Cole said.

"But Angélico should focus, the next entrant is coming up," JBL said.

JBL was right, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant will be coming out.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #30: Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)

Out of the stage was this girl with fiery red hair, leather jacket, purple shirt, orange skirt, black and purple boots, and holding a baseball bat in her hands. Sunset had gotten a good response from the crowd.

"Hey, look who came out," Jerry Lawler said.

"It's Canterlot High student, Sunset Shimmer, from the Equestria Girls movies," JBL said.

Sunset takes a good run to the ring and she enters the ring with her bat in hand. She first takes down Angélico with a bat shot to the ribs.

"Down goes Angélico," Michael Cole said.

Then, she nails Leela in the face and she nails Pacifica in the ribs with the bat.

"Down goes Leela and Pacifica," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, she nails Tyler Breeze in the back with the bat as fans cheered for that move.

"And now she hits Tyler Breeze with the bat," JBL said.

Then, Sunset sees Al Bundy coming and she nails him in the head with the bat, bringing him down to the ring mat.

"Sunset brings down Al Bundy, who now has been in the match for twenty eight minutes," Michael Cole said.

In ring two, Morrigan was trying to eliminate Mark Henry by lifting up his legs but it wasn't working.

"Morrigan is trying to eliminate Mark Henry again, but is not working," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Vincent Valentine came in and helped Morrigan by lifting up Mark Henry's legs.

"Vincent is trying to help Morrigan by eliminating Mark Henry, but will it work," JBL said.

After a few seconds, Morrigan and Vincent lifted Mark Henry over the top rope and he landed onto the floor and was eliminated from the match to cheers from the crowd.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," Jerry Lawler screamed.

"Mark Henry has been eliminated from the rumble," JBL said.

14th eliminated: Mark Henry, by Vincent Valentine and Morrigan Aensland, Duration-11:30

Mark Henry was mad, so he drags Vincent out of the ring, under the ropes, he then rams Vincent's back into the edge of the second ring.

"Mark just rams Vincent into the edge of the ring," Michael Cole said.

Then, Mark Henry picks Vincent up and he tackles him right into the barricade, breaking it apart as the fans just were in shocked at what happened.

"Oh my god, Vincent is down," Michael Cole said.

"I think Vincent might be permanently out of the match," Jerry Lawler said.

As Mark Henry left the ringside area to a bunch of boos, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron so that means the next entrant will be out soon.

"As we focus on the action inside the rings, let's see who the next entrant is," JBL said.

To be continued

Wow, that sure was a lot of destruction that Rhyno and Mark Henry caused, let's hope we don't have anymore riots like that. Anyway, here's the stats after this chapter.

Entries gone through this story: 30

Entries left: 270

People in the ring: 16

Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, and Mark Henry.

Still in the match: Al Bundy, AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Ash Williams, Morrigan Aensland, Pacifica Northwest, Leela, Kyo Kusanagi, Mojo Rowley, Captain America, New Jack, Zack Ryder, Angélico, Vincent Valentine, Tyler Breeze, and Sunset Shimmer.

Longest time in the ring: Al Bundy (twenty-eight minutes and counting.)

Most eliminations: Finn Balor (four eliminations)

Will Vincent Valentine be able to get back in the ring?

Will Al Bundy be able to walk after this rumble?

Will the arena be trashed after the event?

Tune in to find out.