Charlotte winced hearing a crash in the room, her eyes started to drift close again, she then realised that what she was asleep on wasn't very comfortable, and cold. Although her bed was cold, she wasn't, there was a source of warmth coming from her right side.

She slowly began to open her eyes, sitting up slightly she looked around the room, the place was a mess and she was on the floor. She then looked to her side to see the source of her warmth, she wasn't surprised that it was Phil. It was too bright and in her opinion too early to be awake, she lay back down and snuggled in to Phil. He unconsciously wrapped his arm around her waist. She was just starting to fall back asleep when something came crashing into her side and there was groan coming from Phil.

"Control yourself man" Phil groaned sitting up. "God damn will you put on some pants?"

He then looked to the wounded girl next to him,

"Char? You ok?"

"Yeah, fine just a broken rib. What the fuck Alan?!" She replied through clenched teeth

Phil then realised Charlotte was half naked next to him in their make-shift bed on the floor, he looked her up and down, noticing a lot of bite marks and bruises on her body, what he could see of it anyway.

"You look better than I remember" he said with a smirk

"Shut up Phil, last time you saw this was nearly ten years ago! And I was tubby" she said pulling the sheets closer

"Wait, did we? Or didn't we?" Phil asked confused

"Oh thanks I was that good you forgot!" she said whilst knocking his leg slightly "But if the way I feel is anything to go by, we definitely did"

"Don't take it personally, I cannot remember anything from last night" he replied whilst holding his head

Charlotte went to lay back down before noticing Alan pacing wearing no pants and a multitude of coloured beads. She shook her head before wobblingly standing and making her way over to the couch where she threw herself down.

"I need to piss-"Phil muttered whilst standing

"No Phil" Alan cried out "Phil don't go into the bathroom-"

"Alan just calm down" Phil attempted to sooth the frantic man.

"Phil there's a tiger in the bathroom" the chubby man screamed

"Alan sweetie, are you sure?" Charlotte asked from her spot on the sofa

"What's going on?" Stu asked looking completely lost"

"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom" Alan screeched.

"Ok, ok, I'll check it out" Phil said heading towards the bathroom.

Charlotte smirked seeing the claw marks on Phil's bare back, darn why couldn't she remember a thing it looked like they had fun, the nasty passionate kind.

Phil opened the bathroom door but quickly slammed it shut. She jumped hearing a loud roar

"Holy fuck" Phil shouted laughing as he did so. "He was right there is a tiger in there"

"I told you" Alan cried

"No there isn't" Stu denied.

"You have got to be shitting me?" she said disbelievingly before throwing her head back against the sofa, it was far too early for this. She felt Phil sit next to her and place is now shirt covered arm behind her.

"Nice bra by the way" he mentioned eyeing her chest

"What?" she asked whilst looking down "Holy shit, this isn't mine!"

"Arw I though you got it just for me" Phil said with a smirk on his face

"Shut up dick! I don't own a bra dripping with expensive jewels and gold chains! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck these look like real diamonds!" She was beginning to panic

"Hey, hey. Its ok" Phil said taking her face in his hands "We'll sort it out, ok?" She nodded "Plus it looks super hot" he said with a smirk, he then quickly pecked her lips before pulling away.

"Prick" She said with a smile before playfully hitting his shoulder, she then started to head back to her bedroom

"Char don't hate me when you look in the mirror" he called after her, referring to the multiple marks on her body

"I won't. Just don't hate me when you look at your back" she said before shutting the door.