Hey guys, new chapter. I actually have 4 chapters done (I went out of order) and finished the next two chapters just because I guess you waited long enough for them. School's about to be in session so get ready for this story to be finished. These next two chapters aren't very good. Sorry about that. But they are here so rejoice.

"AY AY AY! JIMMY!" Sheen says swinging the door open and pulling me inside. "Sheeeeeen!" I pat him on the back, the bro's way of hugging. "Man it feels like forever since I've seen you!" he laughs "Sheen, we talked on video chat every two weeks" I say watching his blank expression. "Still... it's been 3 years dawg! Show me some love, throw me a bone, come on!" he near-yells walking towards his kitchen. I laugh "so, Jimmy, you found Cindy?" he smiles "how did you know?"

Sheen throws me a soda "I have my ways, young James." He takes a swig of his. I open mine.

We sit in comfortable silence for a few seconds, I take a sip of my drink.

"So you guys do it yet?" He blatantly asks. I uncontrollably spit out my drink all over his counter. "Wha-What?" I ask wiping my mouth with my shirt. He closes his eyes and shakes his head 'knowingly' "What am I saying." I breathe a sigh of relief and take another sip of my drink.

"You probably did it before you even reached Retroville," he smacks his head as I once again spit soda all over his counter, not even caring anymore. "Sorry, I'm being so stupid today." "SHEEN! We haven't... done... it. We're just friends." I can't believe he'd even assume such a thing. "Oh, just friends" he snickers. "lemme guess, you're too chicken to take her back." I glare at him. "I'm not too chicken.

IF that were the situation of course, if we were on a mutual agreement to continue pursuing romantic interests in each other, I would not be too chicken." I cover up. Sheen just watches. "But that isn't the situation, we are actually on a mutual agreement to not continue pursuing romantic interests. So, there. End of story." Sheen nods looking down at his linoleum floors. I wipe the sweat off my forehead as things in the room cool down. He looks back up at me. "You guys totally kissed." My eyes jolt open, how the Frankenstein does he know all this. "N-no... we... didn't, Sheen." "You stuttered, you kissed." He laughs. "We didn't kiss, Sheen." "I bet you stopped and ran away to your wittwe wab because your a big fat chicken." He laughs even harder "Sheen we DIDN'T KISS!" I yell, making Sheen immediately stop his annoying cackling.

We sit in a much more uncomfortable silence.

"So how about your date with Melody?" I ask him awkwardly. He scoffs "Melinda? I'm just going out with her so she'll stop bothering me." He releases a loud belch

"Really? Then why'd you call it 'big'?" I ask high-fiving him for his burpitude but continuing the conversation. He shrugs "I was out shopping with my dad,"

"SHEEN!" I hear a shrill annoying voice pierce the air. Uuuuugh. I turn around "Marissaaaa" "IT'S MELINDA!" her eye twitches profusely. I back up slowly "Riiiiiiiight, listen Maribel" "MELINDA" "Melinda, I'm here with my dad shopping for college, so I should really get back to him." I quicken my pace. She claps her hands in excitement "What a coincidence! So am I! We should tooooootally shop together!" She grabs my arm and tugs me towards my father "Wait no, Melissa, stop." I pull my arm away, "Listen, I don't like you" I say gently Her eye starts twitching again "Well I knew that..." I sigh, "YOU LOVE ME!" she squeels grabbing my arm again. "No, no, no that's not what I meant!" When will this torment end. She looks back at me confused "Ay, seƱorita, give me a break. Just leave me alone." She smiles again "If you want I could go and call tomorrow?" Oh no, not the calling. All she does is call and call and call and call and call. I'd disconnect the phoneline but then we wouldn't be able to get calls from the family, more importantly uncle Pete. "No, listen Missy, if you want... I could... Listen if I take you on a date Saturday will you stop calling, following me around, talking to me in public just everthing you do that involves me?"

"Why'd you call to tell me then?" I ask him. He shrugs again "she thought if I called you I wouldn't go back on my promise." He finishes off his drink and smashes the can on his forehead "UGH!" I laugh. Sheen tosses his can into the garbage. He starts talking about how Miranda, Malorie- Melinda! bought him a whole bunch of Ultralord fan stuff, including lingerie.

I know I came here to talk to Him about Libby and ask him if he feels the same way, but I can't find a way to work it into the conversation. Plus he feels strongly enough to kick me out of his house, he's done it before. I don't want to hurt his feelings, either.

Chicken.

What? Who said that? I did.

And who are you?

I'm you. But back to the topic, you're a chicken. What is this a mutiny? Sheen was right, you. Are. A. Chicken.

Am not. Are too. Am not. Then why won't you take Cindy back?

B-b-because, she could leave again. Baaaaaawck b-bawck. I could make her cry. I love how shiny your feathers are, have you started conditioning? She can't trust me after what I did.

You're so chicken. So chicken you're growing a beak. My IQ is 23.5 times that of the average chickens. Then why are you such a coward. I'm not. Then help Libby and talk to Sheen, do it. Do it. Ok fine I'll do it, just leave me alone. What ever you say, big guy.

"Uh, soooo, Libby" "I HATE HER!" He slams his hand down, twitching his eye. Are you sure, don't make me get the suit. What Suit? The one that makes you look like a chicken. But on second thought I guess you don't need it I get it ok! Yeah yeah chicken suit so funny.

"Why do you hate her?" "Because I can never forgive her for what she did to me." I look out the window. "She didn't do anything." "Yes she did she...you..." he sticks out his fingers "If her and I actually did something, how come you forgave me?" I ask him inquisitively. This might work. "I got lonely." "Well" I start "Libby's lonely now," he closes his eyes "I don't care." Yes he does. I can tell. Knowing a person for 8 years, you don't miss something like that. Suddenly something in my head clicks, if Sheen is forced to spend an amount of time in the same room with Libby, he'll realize the error of his ways and break down this wall of hate he has towards Libby. But how will that happen.Doesn't he have that date with a girl? THAT'S IT!

"Sheen, how badly do you want to get rid of Meredith?" I slyly ask. He laughs "I'm going on a date with her aren't I?" I smile "Yes you are. What if I told you I could get you out of that date?" "Not possible," "-quite possible" "Even if you did she'd call me and follow me around and talk to me in public" "Not if you have a girlfriend." I say wrapping quotes around girlfriend. "N-" "Hear me out Sheen, you could tell Mary you can't go on her date because you have a date with Libby" He looks at me irritably "But she knows I hate Libby. And also I'm not going on a date with Libby." "You don't actually have to go on the date, just tell her." I say, not knowing where I was going with this. Sheen's eyes search my face "And you are sure this will work?" No. No. No. I'm almost positive it won't actually. "I am a genius, aren't I?" He looks around the room "And I don't have to go on the date." I smile, even though I actually didn't accomplish anything. I was supposed to get them in a room. "You don't even have to look at her."

Hopefully this will take a turn in my favor.

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