Majora's Mask
Chapter 8
Part 1

Majora's Mask – Belongs not to me
Rating – G
Notes – I finally got off my lazy arse and wrote this! You should be proud :D
Warnings – A very, very OOC Link and Skull Kid. Beware.


"Hey, Link-kun! You wanted me to come over?" Skull Kid called out, standing in front of Link's…house (Which was just leaves, dirt, and sticks all pilled up, really).

"Sh-yes!" Came Link's voice from somewhere far, far away…

Just in front of S.K., handing upside-down on a tree branch.

"AHHHHH!!!" the young Skull Kid yelled in surprise, jumping back, eyes wide.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Link responded.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" S.K. screeched back.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH, what're we screaming about?" Link asked, blinking.

"Loud noises…?" the Kid asked, tilting his head and crossing his arms. Before the elf could respond, he deftly fell off the cracking branch, landing on his cheek, feet touching the top of his head. Wow, that was a horrible run-on sentence. o.o

"Ow…Skully, 'Mn stuck…"

With a roll of his eyes, S.K. waved his index finger in a circle, "Flip, Link." And so he did.

"Good boy…" S.K. mumbled under his breath.

But with Link's super-awesome hi-tech hearing elfin ears (Which he bought from E-bay. All hail the power of online auctions), he heard the little mumbled comment. He jumped on all fours, running towards the other. Who yelped and ran from the snarling, foaming…Link…

The next thirty minutes consisted of running and the screaming of random pointless insults to one another. Those that need never be said again.

Exactly one minute later, S.K. tripped and got his leg bitten by the very insa— upset Link.

"Uhm, why am I devouring your leg..?" the elfin boy asked between a very tasty Skull kid leg.

The other shrugged, kicking Link off and rubbing his bleeding leg.

"…So…Uhm…"

"Why are you here?!" Link screamed, jumping up and pointing an accusing finger at his friend.
"Because you told me to come here…?"

"Right, right. But of course…" Link mumbled, pulling Skill Kid up, wrapping an arm around his shoulder, "My partner in crime…Come! We must discuss our plan to rob…The Shop!"

In came the dramatic 'dun dun dun…' as Link balled his hand up, holding it in front of his face.

"TheShop..?" S.K. asked, dramatic music sounding off once more in the background.

"Yes, yes. Isn't the music awesome?!" Spinning, Link sang out 'The Shop', and the music played over and over…

"Link…" S.K. called out, but the over-hyperactive elfin didn't hear him. So he tried again, "Link….Liiink!"

Twitch, twitch.

"DAMNIT LINK, LISTEN TO MEH!"

"No need to yell; I'm right here, sheesh…" came the huffed response.

"Ugh…How 'bout we just go for a walk?"

"R-really?!" Link's eyes became huge as he stood less than an inch away from the huffing S.K.
"Yes."

"Can it be a magical walk full of wonder and joy?!"

"If by 'wonder and joy' you mean a boring – hopefully – and an uneventful walk through the woods…. Then yes."

"Yaaaaaaaay…………"

And so, Link and Skull Kid began their journey.
Right after this (expectantly) short break!
:D


I dunno why, but Link and S.K. are reminding me of Zim and Gir. 'Specially with that 'yaaay' line. xD

Well, sorry it's so short and sorry for any mistakes I missed. I'll try to write more next time. :3