Seventh Couple!

KagomeXKenny

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Kagome Higurashi was hot.

That's all that ran through Kenny McCormick's head as he stared at the back of Kagome's head, dazed. He fantasized about her often. Whether it was while he was dreaming, late at night in his bed or during the day in his daydreams. He just couldn't stop thinking about her.

"I wonder what size of bra she has?" He smirked pervertedly.

"God, Kenny, you're so perverted." Stan rolled his eyes. Kyle and Cartman agreed. The poor blond boy grinned at them.

"I'm gonna find out at P.E." He smiled deviously, a glint in his eye. "Nothing's gonna stop me."

"That's just creepy dude." Kyle said.

"You're really gonna steal her bra at P.E?" Clyde asked.

"Show it to us after school." Craig said. Kenny bowed mockingly.

"Gentlemen, I shall not disappoint."

P.E came and the locker rooms were empty. Kenny slipped in silently and searched through each locker until he found Kagome's. Reaching in, he pulled out a black lacy bra and checked the size. Blood gushed out his nose.

"Well?" After school in the boys bathroom many males were gathered. They must've heard about Kenny's mission.

"Behold, gentlemen." A lecherous grin spread across Kenny's face and he held up the garment.

"No way!"

"I knew it!"

"She has such a big chest!"

"Damn! She's bigger than Bebe!"

"Oh, this is disgusting, Kenny." Stan said, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Why are you obsessing over her chest? You already fantasize about her but now you've gone too far as to find out her chest size. It's just a size."

"A big size."

"Not many girls in this school have that size!"

"Little lecherous perverts." Kyle whispered to Stan who laughed.

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Me: wow. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. Why the hell is my brain so fucked up? XD I don't even know anymore so don't ask. I think it was just for laughs.