Tyler: Chapter 7! YAY!

Ryxlet: Go us!

Door: Knock knock!

Wario: Who da heck is that!? -opens door and sidekicks enter

Tyler: You guys made it!

Toad: Yep! Can't wait to answer questions!

DK: Okay, let's start!

Tyler: Sure! The first one comes from Deanna625:

Cool, a chapter was given to me...anyway, I have three questions this time.
1.) To Bowser Jr., At the end of Super Mario Sunshine, you knew that Peach wasn't really your mama before Bowser told you. How did you know now but not then?
2.)To Peach, how could you like a fat plumber who only cares about food over Bowser who gets his a$$ kicked tring to get you?
3.) To Bowser, you have 8 kids, what happened to their real mother? And once again, I'm sorry about Daisy chasing you with a baseball bat and tennis racket...sucks to be you.
You guys rock!! Update this soon please!!...wow, that was a long review.

Bowser Jr.: Well, there's two obvious reasons. 1) Papa is a Koopa amd Peach is human. And B)... Uh... umm... uhh... er... Papa is a Koopa and Peach is a human.

Peach: -whispers- I don't really like Mario, I just don't want to hurt his feelings.

Everyone but Peach and Mario: Oooooooooooooooooooh...

Bowser: Well, when my wife had our last kid, she died 3.7 seconds afterwards. -sniffs- I need a moment... -starts sobbing-

Everyone but Bowser who is still crying: THANKS!

Tyler: Okay, this one comes from Koopa667:

I have a few things to say. First of all, Bowser you are one FINE koopa!! I mean you are really, really sexy!!
But as for the question, it is for Peach...
Why would you ever NOT want to be "kidnapped" by that sexy koopa!! You really must be dumb!!

Bowser: WOW! Someone thinks I'm sexy!!! AWRIGHT!!!!!!

Peach: WHAT!? How dare you! I'll make sure to tell Toadsworth to give you a three hour lecture on good manners!

Toadsworth: -bursts into room- Did someone call?

Peach: -fakes crying- Toadsworth, -fake sniff- one of the authors is -fake sniff- being mean to me! -fake sobs-

Toadsworth: WHAT!? OH, CALM DOWN, PRINCESS! YOU! WHO EVER MADE THE PRINCESS CRY! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW... -rants on about good manners for three hours- THAT SHOULD SHOW YOU SOME RESPECT! Are you alright, Princess?

Peach: Now I am!

Toadsworth: Good! I'm off! -runs out of room- -from out of room- Ah! My back...

Tyler: Now, for the last question. This one's from lovsamonkeysuncleyaya:

This looks fun! I have a question for Daisy and Peach, have you both ever "cheated" on your boyfriends before?

Peach & Daisy: Nope!

Tyler: That's all you're gonna say?

Peach & Daisy: Yep!

Tyler: I see...

Toad: Aw, we never got to answer anything!

Ryxlet: Maybe next chapter! -death glares you- Yes... DEFINETLY next chapter...

Tyler: Okay! See ya'll later! And, no, I'm not a cowboy.