Hanyou Recap: Alrighty then. Let's see where were we? Oh, yeah, Malik and Marik made it and Bakura and Jade were back. Anyways, you are seated as followed. Duke and Jade sit on the couch with Yami in between them. Across from them is a table, then two couch chairs on the other side. There sat Bakura and Tristan, bored as hell. Surrounding the stereo was Marik, Malik and Ryou. Right beside the kitchen door, in a little circle, was Jenice, Yugi and Joey. Let's continue shall we?

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Yamis are Party Poopers

Chapter 7: Boom box Blowout

Joey pushed the bass button, making the earth below everybody's feet shake and tremble and send pulses throughout their bodies.

"Hey, Jenice."

Jenice jumped at the voice behind her. She turned around and saw Ryou.

"Yeah?"

"Do you want to dance?"

"Sure."

She put her drink down on a nearby table and felt Ryou grasp her hand and practically jerked her to the middle of the living room. There, they got jiggy with it(lol). The song 'Get Busy' by 'Sean Paul' came up.

Jade watched as Mai led Joey out onto the floor alongside Ryou and Jenice. Then she piped up from the couch and poked Yami. He got scared and jumped. He looked at Jade and gave her a look that said 'you poked me, how dare you'.

// Do you want to dance// She asked him mentally.

/ I don't know how. /

// Yes you do. I had danced with you before. //

/ That kind of music was soothing. Much more soothing than what our modern lights are listening to. /

He looked at where Jenice and Ryou were dancing and Jade followed his gaze. What she saw didn't really surprise her. Jenice had her leg between Ryou's and moved it to massage his you know what.

Jade inwardly sighed. // Yes, I know their music and dancing can seem a bit... uh... intimate? Yeah, that's it. //

/ No kidding. /

Jade laughed out loud. "Come on, maybe they'll give us lessons."

"Why should we need lessons?"

"To be... up-to-date... as Jenice would say." She stood up and grasped Yamis hand and tugged him. He didn't budge.

"I don't want to." He said with a pout.

"Come on, it'll be fun." She tugged again.

"I don't wanna." He held on to the back of the couch with his free hand and dug the heels of his boots into the carpet. "Don't make me please. I beg of you."

Jade gave him a disturbed look. She had never heard him say 'I beg of you' before. Anyways, she tugged again, this time harder. Yami still held on tightly to the couch and was starting to scramble over the back to get away from her. Jade became angry and growled, "Prince Yami! I order you to dance with me or else."

"You're not my mommy. You have no right to call me 'Prince Yami' both because you're not my mother and you are in a lower rank than me by three inches and ALSO... If I refuse?" He cried out in a whiny voice.

"If you refuse, I promise to make you suf - Oof!" She didn't get to finish because her grip on Yami's hand slipped. She ended up tumbling over the table and Yami tumbled over the couch then ran to the protection of his little Yugi.

"Yugi! Help me! Jade wants to make me dance with her and she said that if I don't then she'll make me sufoof." He hid behind Yugi who was too busy talking to Joey to pay attention to what he was saying.

Jade just lay there when she finally noticed that a Yin Yang song was on. Suddenly a shadow overcame her and she had to squint to see who it was.

"The idiot pharaoh doesn't know squat about how to dance even if he wanted to."

"You think I don't know that idiot? I wanted to embarrass him." She said grimly as Bakura helped her up. She dusted herself off as Bakura started to blab about something about the pharaoh. She looked around then looked over his shoulder and spotted Yami where Yugi, Joey and Mai were and Jenice and Ryou were just joining the group. She smiled devilishly and pushed Bakura aside.

As she approached the group, Yami tried his best to hide behind Yugi. But alas, he was too big for the pipsqueak's mini size.

"Yugi. Yugi! Yugi? Yugi, hello? Yugi."

"Huh? Oh, hey Yami. When did you get here?"

"An hour ago." He said grimly and hung his head.

"Oh, okay. Who was calling me?"

Yami's head sunk lower. "Me."

"Oh, what do you want?"

His head popped up as he said quickly. "Jade asked me if I wanted to dance with her and I told her I didn't want to and then she tried to force me to and I tried to hold onto the couch for dear life and told her I didn't want to go and then she called me Prince Yami as if she was my mommy and I told her no again and then she said she's gonna make me sufoof." He took in a deep breath.

Yugi blinked a couple of times. "Uh, don't you mean 'suffer'?"

"No, I mean 'sufoof'. She said it herself right before she fell."

Yugi sweat dropped and turned to Jenice. "Jenice, can you please tell your yami not to make mine dance with her and to go get a different partner?"

Jenice turned to him. "Hm? Why does she want to dance with Yami...? Well, I guess she probably wants to embarrass him." She looked at Yami. "Yami can you dance?"

He shook his head and added, "Not to this music."

"Well, that's why. Okay, I'll tell her."

Just then Jade came up beside her and asked sweetly, "Jenice, can you teach me and Yami how to dance like you and Ryou? The both of you dance so well together."

Jenice and Ryou looked at each other and blushed. But then Jenice glared at Jade. "Why are you trying to make Yami dance with you?"

Jade shrugged. "I guess cause he's an easy sucker and easy to manipulate."

"I know he is, but that doesn't mean you can force him to dance with you."

Yami beamed when they said he was easy to manipulate... He has no idea what the word means... Poor man.

Jade shook her head and glared at him in dusgust before replying, "Yes I can. I just have to ask Malik if I can borrow his Millennium Rod... Hn, that's not a bad idea." She was about to head for where Malik was standing by the stereo, but Jenice grabbed her by the shoulder.

"Jade, why not just ask Marik if you can dance with him?"

"What tha freaking hell?! Are you brainwashed by him?! For one thing, he's a freak. "

"So's Bakura."

"Hey!" Bakura had joined the group soon after Jade to see what Jade was going to do and was now standing beside Ryou.

"Yeah, but he's a hot freak." Jade countered.

"So's Marik."

"Marik uses his head for a pillow."

Bakura started to laugh.

"So does Bakura."

"I draw the line at that." Bakura growled.

Jade scoffed, ignoring Bakura. "Whatever, the main reason is that Marik is still a jerk."

"How do you know?"

"Will you stop with asking me all these questions?!" Jade growled.

"Not until you stop harassing Yami!" Jenice countered.

Jade growled something in Ancient Egyptian and for some reason Bakura started to chuckle and Yami gasped and exclaimed, "Jade! You wouldn't."

She shot him a death glare and left in the direction of the stereo. Bakura followed close behind. When they reached the stereo, it was loud enough to let the people around the stereo to talk at a normal voice level. But Jade reached over and put the volume up. Now even the people across the room had to yell to each other to get communication across. Marik looked at Jade and smirked. Jade didn't pay any attention to neither him nor Malik and soon felt Bakura stand close behind her.

"You do know that he's staring at you?" He said in her ear.

"Does it look like I care?" She replied watching the little bars on the stereo's screen bounce up and down with the beat.

"Yes."

"How?" He couldn't think of a reply and she smirked. "I thought so. Now leave me alone."

"Okay, but just to let you know, he's coming over here. Bye-bye."

She scowled at herself for telling Bakura to go away. When he's with her, Marik doesn't come near her.

She stood in front of the boom box watching the little bars on its screen going up and down. She jumped as she felt an arm rest around her shoulders. She looked to her right where the person was standing and saw Marik.

/ Whoo-hoo. Big surprise. / She thought sarcastically and rolled her eyes. "What do you want?" She asked gruffly.

"I just wanted to stand here beside you. What's your problem?"

"You!" She pushed him off and started to walk back to where Jenice was but felt Marik grab her arm and pull her back.

"Let go of me!" She ordered him.

"No! Not until you talk to me."

"Ra damn it, there is nothing to talk about. Let me go before I hurt you." She glared at him as the color of her eyes turned red.

Jenice felt her yamis anger rising and she looked to see what was happening.

Marik scoffed. "You? Hurt me? I'd like to see you try."

"TRY THIS YOU BASTARD!" She pulled back her free arm and gave Marik a straight jab to the face. A second later, he was lying on the floor, four feet from where Jade was standing, unconscious. She stood there looking down at him. She was still mad and she clenched her fists. Then everything went silent except for the boom box which was now playing 'Baby Got Back'. She hated that song so she pushed the mute button.

Malik was looking down at his dark half and tsking. "I told him not to do anything. I told him that he'd get hurt. I told him that he would get into trouble and what does he do? He does something, he gets hurt, and he's not in trouble yet, but he will be when he wakes up."

Jade just sighed and shook her head as her eyes turned back to their original gold and brown color. She turned away and walked away to the kitchen and out the back door.

Hanyou101: It's pretty okay, if I do say so myself. As well as LONG! What a surprise. HAHAHA! That saying always cracks me up. The one where it says 'get jiggy with it'. HA!! Oh, this chapter was longer... YAY! Anyways, go on to next chapter and enjoy, lovelies! Don't forget to review.