Changed the prompt a little bit but hey! this was actually a request from tumblr - Where Lucy comes home and all the furniture is burned or frozen + I'm not buying ikea furniture again - reviews are hella appreciated!


The smell of burned leather permeated the air.

When Lucy opened the door, she had expected at least one item to be on fire. She hadn't expected nearly the entirety of her apartment to be charred, however.

"Natsu," she breathed out. "Where the fuck are you hiding?"

Silence greeted her question, but she didn't relent. She summoned Virgo with a quick flick of her wrist and instructed, "Find Natsu and bring him to me." Virgo must have seen the ass-kicking Natsu would get in her eyes because she didn't even bother with a goodbye as she shimmered out of existence.

Lucy turned back to her apartment. For some insane reason, her bookshelf was spared from the carnage. Lucy thanked every star in the sky for small mercies. Something winked beside her, and when she whipped her head to her side, she saw Virgo dumping Natsu onto her bed – something which had also mercifully escaped Natsu's destruction.

Natsu seemed to be passed out, but Lucy woke him up with a swift kick to his ribs. His eyes were open but Lucy kicked him once again just for good measure.

"Natsu," she said dangerously. "What in holy fuck went down here?"

"I lost a fight."

"WITH WHO?" Lucy bellowed.

"With Gray and Lisanna," Natsu said, cowering.

"Lisanna?" Lucy echoed. That was new. Lisanna usually did not participate in wreaking havoc. But then again, she was a member of Fairy Tail.

"Yeah!" Natsu nodded. "They stole my scarf and they hid somewhere in here!"

"AND THAT SOMEHOW GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO NEARLY BURN DOWN MY APARTMENT?"

Natsu leapt up to his feet. "No," he answered, walking back to the window. Lucy followed his progress with narrowed eyes. "But you probably won't believe me when I say that it was an accident," he added, "So, let's see if you can catch me!" And with a whoop and a shout, he flung himself over the windowsill. Lucy ran to catch – throttle – him, but he neatly slipped out of her fingers.

Lucy sneered. "Oh, it is on, dragon-boy."