THE PORTHOLE OF DESTINY/DISASTER
DISCLAIMER – WE DO NOT OWN PANDORA HEARTS! ((If we did, the first season of the anime, and only season, would have had a better ending with more seasons to follow it XD)) WE DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS FROM PANDORA HEARTS ((although we would very much like too)) or any other anime's or manga's that may have been mentioned in this fan fic. EBONY & MAY, however, are our own fictional characters that we use AND OWN. We do not own wall mart, or cars, and do not recommend you attempt anything at all in this fan fic, however, its up to you ^_^
A/N
May – Thank you soo much for reading this for so long XD we hope it isn't boring XD sorry its late AGAIN!
Ebony – Hee hee :D ON WITH THE MADNESS!
Page 6 – Chapter 5 – Hotwiring cars
*Back to our trio…*
Ebony – I have no choice… LET ME ON YOUR BIKE OR LOSE ME FOREVER! … so get over here… NOW… PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!
Gil – OK! We're coming! Over to that abandoned car park!
Ebony – Oh look, a single car on its own! ^_^
Gil – Why is everything abandoned?
Ebony and May - *shrugs shoulders* :s
Gil - *looks at car* If you're thinking about driving that thing, which one of us is going to drive it? And how? :s
May – Me and Ebony are experts at hotwiring cars!
Ebony - *nods* ^_^
Gil – Oh, ok…
*…wallmart…*
Little kid – WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF AMMO!
Mother – WHAT'S LEFT?
Little Kid – uh… beans, eggs an… banana's!
Mother – Save the beans for tea tonight dear… but what type of eggs?
Little Kid – Organic.
Mother – that will do… NOW ATTACK! *pushes Harder on trolley*
Little Kid - : D *throws banana!*
((A/N - THE BANANA IS RELEVANT TO THE PLOT!))
*The banana flies through the air towards May*
May - *lifts hand and catches banana without looking* … O_O … Awesome! ^_^ *Put's banana in pocket… just in case*
Ebony - *out of breath* almost… there…
May – KEEP GOING GIL!
Ebony - *leaps off bike* … WE … MADE IT!
Gil - : D
May - *rubs hands* now… to hotwire a car… *looks around and spots the only car in the entire car park*
Ebony - *follows May's gaze* … OH NO. WE ARE NOT HOTWIRING… THAT… *points a shaky finger at a decrepit, mucus coloured car*
May - *still rubbing hands* it will have to do… XD
Car - *Windscreen wiper falls off*
Ebony and Gil – O_O
May - *Runs over to car and opens door* Hmmmm… EBONY, I NEED SOME SCISSORS!
Ebony – Oh, I'm on it! *pulls VERY sharp scissors out of pocket*
Gil – WHY DO YOU CARRY THOSE AROUND?
Ebony – For emergencies XD
Gil – WHAT, LIKE HOTWIRING CARS?
Ebony – ^_^ Yeah! *hands scissors to May* Here you go!
May - *grabs scissors* thankies ^_^! Now… *fiddles with wires*
Car - *starts*
May - ^_^
Ebony - ^_^
Gil - O_O?
Ebony – Who is gonna drive?
May – We look too young…
Gil – WHY ME?
May – YAY! I knew you would volunteer soon enough Gil! ^_^
Ebony – DON'T WORRY! WE WILL BACK SEAT DRIVE YOU!
May – YEAH!
Gil – Then why don't you just drive?
Ebony – Look, I can backseat drive ANYONE on Mario Kart, backseat driving a car in reality can't be that different…
May – Yeah! Mario Kart is awesome…
Gil – What is Mario Kart? :s
Ebony – A driving game ^_^
Gil - :S
May – Just get in the car ^_^ Wall mart is gaining on us ^_^
*… the chasers … *
Wall mart – DIEEEEEEE….
Fan girls – GILLLL CHAAAAAAAN ;'(
*… the chased … *
Gil – O_O *gets in drivers seat*
Ebony - *jumps into passenger seat*
May - *leaps into back of car*
Ebony – Put your foot forward and press down on the peddles to go forward, turning the wii wheel… *cough cough* I mean, turning the CAR, wheel, changes your direction and I'll do the hand brake for you.
Gil - *nods*
May – SEATBELTS!
Gil, May and Ebony - *buckle seat belts*
Car - *destroys the speed limit*
A/N
Ebony – I am sorry to tell you all that it is unlikely that there will be a chapter next Friday T_T… this is because I am away for a while and I doubt we can write up the next chapter in the small time we have.
May – in the mean time ... have a look at ma deviantart profile to cheer you up ^_^! .com/ enjoy! tell me what yah think XD!
Ebony – Also, Please visit out profile, I have recently put a new poll up to help with writing our fan fictions, I am also going to start putting up update dates for our fan fictions on our profile too! ^_^
