Ice: Okay so Al here's a kitten NOW DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Al: Disclaimer Icekitten71 (I LOVE KITTENS!) does not own FMA and she gives me kittens
Ice: *Whispers loudly to Al* Al there NOT supposed to know that!
Al: Oh right sorry!
Ice: Anyway here's a dare from:
a Mysterious Illusion
I'm your favorite reviewer? *faints from...uh, I dunno, happiness?* Geez, now I'm having a hard time thinking up another dare... hmmmm... A really hard time...
I GOT IT!
BRING IN THE OTHER ALPHONSE (from the original version; the one who's not armor after the series is over. In the movie he looks 13, and he's cute *blush* And...um, that wasn't what I meant to say.) JUST BECAUSE. Make him DRINK some of THE BLOOD IN GLUTTONY'S STOMACH! (Secret thoughts: Oh no, I just killed Alphonse! *cries*)
I just want someone to do it actually, if you'd rather, you know, you could make someone else... *twiddles fingers and hopes Al will forgive me*
Al: WHAT WHY?!
Ice: ALRIGHT ED YOU DRINK IT
Ed: WHAT WHY THE HELL SHOULD I DO IT THE DARE WAS FOR AL!
Ice: WTF ED LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE ARMOUR FACE CAN YOU RESIST THAT!
Ed: OF COURSE I CAN!
Ice: You have no soul!
Ed: Whatever!
Ice: *hugs armour Al* I'll do for you Al cause your my second favourite character
Al: ONLY SECOND WHOSE YOUR FIRST!?
Ice: Not telling! *thinks of Ed with his shirt half teared off*
Al: *makes :3 armour face* I can read your mind!
Ice: AL!
Al: Well at least tell me who your third favorite is!
Ice: Fine! *mumbles something unrecognizable*
Al: Who?!
Ice: *mumbles quietly*
Al: WHO IS IT!?
Ice: *screams* ROY MUSTANG DAMN IT!
Al, Ed, and Roy: WHAT?!
Ice: You guys are my top three! Anyway *drinks blood from Gluttony's stomach and faints*
Al: Ni-san WE HAVE TO HELP HER!
Ed: WHY SHOULD I!?
Al: Your just jealous
Ed: (°/°) O-OH YEAH W-WHY WOULD I BE!
Al: Cause she did my dare for me *makes :3 armour face*
Roy: *Sparkles* Im in her top 3!
Ed: (°\\-/°) S-SO WHAT IF THATS THE REASON!
Al: OOOOH! So you ARE jealous?
Ed: FINE FINE YEAH THAT'S THE REASON NOW SHUT UP AND LETS HELP HER!
Roy: *Shines while dancing and sparkling* IM IN HER TOP 3!
Ed: Roy get your lazy ass over here and help us!
Roy: Oh... oh yeah okay
Ed: Al end the chapter
Al: With pleasure
Roy: *whines* let me do it!
Ed: NO!
Al: sorry we only had one dare but I hope this chapter was um... IntErSTinG? Well anyway this is where we will end Bye oh and *blushes* I didn't know I had some fans I thought it was only my brother who had fans thanks a Mysterious Illusion! :3 And I forgive you!
