Ice: Okay so Al here's a kitten NOW DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Al: Disclaimer Icekitten71 (I LOVE KITTENS!) does not own FMA and she gives me kittens

Ice: *Whispers loudly to Al* Al there NOT supposed to know that!

Al: Oh right sorry!

Ice: Anyway here's a dare from:

a Mysterious Illusion

I'm your favorite reviewer? *faints from...uh, I dunno, happiness?* Geez, now I'm having a hard time thinking up another dare... hmmmm... A really hard time...

I GOT IT!

BRING IN THE OTHER ALPHONSE (from the original version; the one who's not armor after the series is over. In the movie he looks 13, and he's cute *blush* And...um, that wasn't what I meant to say.) JUST BECAUSE. Make him DRINK some of THE BLOOD IN GLUTTONY'S STOMACH! (Secret thoughts: Oh no, I just killed Alphonse! *cries*)

I just want someone to do it actually, if you'd rather, you know, you could make someone else... *twiddles fingers and hopes Al will forgive me*

Al: WHAT WHY?!

Ice: ALRIGHT ED YOU DRINK IT

Ed: WHAT WHY THE HELL SHOULD I DO IT THE DARE WAS FOR AL!

Ice: WTF ED LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE ARMOUR FACE CAN YOU RESIST THAT!

Ed: OF COURSE I CAN!

Ice: You have no soul!

Ed: Whatever!

Ice: *hugs armour Al* I'll do for you Al cause your my second favourite character

Al: ONLY SECOND WHOSE YOUR FIRST!?

Ice: Not telling! *thinks of Ed with his shirt half teared off*

Al: *makes :3 armour face* I can read your mind!

Ice: AL!

Al: Well at least tell me who your third favorite is!

Ice: Fine! *mumbles something unrecognizable*

Al: Who?!

Ice: *mumbles quietly*

Al: WHO IS IT!?

Ice: *screams* ROY MUSTANG DAMN IT!

Al, Ed, and Roy: WHAT?!

Ice: You guys are my top three! Anyway *drinks blood from Gluttony's stomach and faints*

Al: Ni-san WE HAVE TO HELP HER!

Ed: WHY SHOULD I!?

Al: Your just jealous

Ed: (°/°) O-OH YEAH W-WHY WOULD I BE!

Al: Cause she did my dare for me *makes :3 armour face*

Roy: *Sparkles* Im in her top 3!

Ed: (°\\-/°) S-SO WHAT IF THATS THE REASON!

Al: OOOOH! So you ARE jealous?

Ed: FINE FINE YEAH THAT'S THE REASON NOW SHUT UP AND LETS HELP HER!

Roy: *Shines while dancing and sparkling* IM IN HER TOP 3!

Ed: Roy get your lazy ass over here and help us!

Roy: Oh... oh yeah okay

Ed: Al end the chapter

Al: With pleasure

Roy: *whines* let me do it!

Ed: NO!

Al: sorry we only had one dare but I hope this chapter was um... IntErSTinG? Well anyway this is where we will end Bye oh and *blushes* I didn't know I had some fans I thought it was only my brother who had fans thanks a Mysterious Illusion! :3 And I forgive you!