WARNING:

I do not own or profit from Harry Potter or any characters in the franchise or trademark Harry Potter (Potterverse). I may be a sick, perverse individual but I do not promote or practice any fetishes or alternative lifestyles portrayed in this fan fiction, as it is highly impractical and FICTIONAL. If you are squeamish, don't enjoy pregnancy/birth/lactation/robust women/orifice stretching/non-consent/reluctance/mind control/female genitalia and reproductive functions (among other perversions), DO NOT read this as I won't tolerate hate mail or negativity as via this extended warning label you have been properly warned! Continue at your own risk. Also, if you don't enjoy the natural aging process (i.e. Sagging breasts/droopy uterus/organ prolapse) then do not read as I didn't hold any punches. I love to wallow in the uniqueness that is humanity as no two vaginas are the same and life has so much variety that uniformity and the average notion of beauty is boring. Beauty is open to interpretation so don't judge lest ye be judged in turn. Enjoy!

Luna Lovegood Scamander was patiently watching her children run through the woods, hunting for Nargles and Wrackspurts like in the stories their mum told them about. Their father, Rolf, kept pace with them, strategizing and readying their equipment. She smiled absently, enjoying her loving family as she fondly rubbed her burgeoning belly….

Luna Celeste Lovegood was born to Xenophilius and Pandora Lovegood. As she was an only child, she was a rather lonely little girl. Her mother was a spells mistress and her father owned and operated the tabloid The Quibbler. Pandora, or Pandy as her friends and family called her, was very down to earth and practical. Her husband, Xeno, was the exact opposite. He had a vivid imagination and was a free spirit. While he was loving and supportive, he was also flighty and irresponsible, forgetting to pay bills and buy food. Some days he would get so distracted he would forget he had a family until his attention inevitably wandered yet again. Some days Pandy didn't remember why she married the bumbling fool, especially when she caught him guilelessly sharing a bottle of Meade with a then four year old Luna. However, he was just so sweet and simple, far too good and innocent to be left to fend for himself. He needed her, and he needed constant supervision.

The day Luna turned nine, her mother died. She had been testing a spell she created and received spell backlash, killing her instantly. Luna was sad, but she knew she would see her mother again- behind the veil. While the majority of faerie tales are about motherless girls beating the odds and coming out on top and looking gorgeous to boot, Luna didn't have a faerie godmother to look out for her. All she had was her eccentric forgetful father who couldn't remember to pay the bills let alone feed her or even purchase food stuffs. Luna had to learn quickly to fend for herself and her flighty father. Molly Weasley would often send Ginny, her only friend, to bring her a care package to ensure the girl ate and had toiletries. Mrs. Weasley would mend her clothing, knit her lovely sweaters, and for a special treat would send over her own nutritious milk, just the thing a growing girl needed.

The summer before Luna went to Hogwarts, she witnessed something amazing. She had gotten her period a few months before, although her father had taken her to Molly Weasley and that lovely woman had taught her some charms for cramps and impenetrable under garments. The adults hadn't really explained to her about why she was bleeding. She was coming back from her nature walk- she was looking for the ever elusive Crumple-horned Snorkak- and had entered the rook shaped house, looking for her papa. Naïve little Luna heard her father moaning and grunting, as if exerting himself greatly. That was followed by a feminine gasp and groan. Peeking through the crack in her papas bedroom door, she spied her daddy naked, kneeling behind her friend Ginny, doing something strange. Some part of her daddy was inserted into Ginny and he kept pulling it out and pushing it back in, groaning with a pained expression on his face. Stunned and observing in fascination, Luna contemplated what they could be doing. Ginny's face was screwed up in a grimace and she shouted loudly, "Fuck me, fuck me harder, fuck my slutty pussy!" Luna was befuddled as she had never heard language as such and didn't comprehend the meaning. As she stared she heard Ginny scream as she visibly started shaking, her arms that had been propping her up collapsed, inverting her towards the bed with her behind stuck into the air. Her father picked up the pace, then he grunted loudly, body stilling as his "prong" or whatever it was looked like it was shrinking as he pulled it out of Ginny's private area with a gush of fluids, collapsing on the bed beside her and falling into slumber with a loud snore. Perturbed, she went to her reading nook to research.

Luna didn't really find what she was looking for in her own books, so she snuck and looked at her Daddy's books. She found her answer in a book titled The Mating Habits of Demiguise. Luna discovered the Demiguise was a type of magical creature that evolved from primates, which theoretically are the ancestors of Homo sapiens. Therefore, Luna's papa was attempting to mate with Ginny and produce offspring. This was of great interest to Luna as she had always wanted a sibling. She figured she would give them privacy and mind her own business until they came to her with the good news of a brother or a sister. She liked Ginny and she thought she would be a wonderful mother, she had such a good example in her own mother. Plus Ginny was so very nice and patient with Luna, and she almost never called her Loony.

However, Luna got impatient with waiting and simply asked her daddy when her baby brother or sister would be arriving. "Rutabaga, what gave you the idea I'm giving you a sibling?" Xeno asked in befuddlement.

"I saw you and Ginny together a few weeks ago so I read up on it and found out you were mating and animals mate to produce offspring," Luna informed her father patiently.

"Oh.. Oh my," Xeno exclaimed in enlightenment. "My dear little parsnip, we weren't trying to reproduce. What Ginny and I were doing together was for pleasure and comfort, not procreation. Ginny is a little to young to make babies, she will probably wait until she's done with Hogwarts."

"Oh. It just looked so painful. Your facial expressions were unpleasant. What does it feel like papa? How can it be pleasureful?" The eccentric yet perceptive girl inquired.

Uncertain how to intelligently answer his daughters questions, Xeno asked Molly Weasley's advice. "Well, when my Ginny was that same age I gave her a manual and a pleasure wand to practice and learn with," Molly informed the odd man.

"Oh of course, why didn't I think of that," Xeno asked himself in exasperation. The next day he presented his daughter with a informative manual about sex and a My First Pleasure Wand. After reading the book, little Luna was even more confused.

"Can you teach me, daddy," Luna pleaded with her dear papa.

"I suppose, I don't see why not," Xeno conceded, gathering what he thought he would need and asking her unabashedly to remove her clothing. Unselfconsciously stripping until she stood before her father bare as the day she was born, she looked at him wondering what came next.

"Come lay here on the divan, turnip, and let your legs splay open, yeah good girl just like that," Xeno instructed thoughtfully. "Now take this mirror and hold it in front of your vagina tilted so you can see properly." Pointing to each part, naming it, and having her touch everything to familiarize herself, Xeno then disrobed himself, showing his baby girl the male anatomy and allowing her to touch and fondle his parts patiently. He had become hard when talking about "mating" little Ginny, and he was panting and groaning as his wonderful little yam fondled him gently and inquisitively. "V-very good Brussels sprout," He panted into her ear as she massaged his aching cock as he instructed. "Your making daddy feel so good," he complimented with a groan. "That's it, that's the ticket, papa's gonna cum," he encouraged, his moans and grunts getting louder as he trembled against his daughter, about to explode. He came hard in Luna's hand, watching intently as she raised the soiled hand to her face to inspect the fluid. After testing the viscosity between her fingers, she licked her messy palm, critiquing the bitter, musky flavour and the salty aroma.

"Your cum is tasty daddy," Luna stated, licking her hand clean.

"Why thank you precious, but we're not done," he informed Luna as he took a single finger and slid it down her petite nether lips covered by a fine light spattering of white blonde hair, gathering her dew and using it to part her labia and massage her little love button. "Daddy wants to taste you down here." Xeno bent his head to lave his daughters sweltering little pussy with long, thorough strokes. He proceeded to gently suckle her tender clit whilst he inserted a finger, then two into her virginal clasping canal. "Do you want Daddy to mate you as I did Ginny? You know I love you baby, much more than her. Although it will hurt a little, I'd be honored to provide you this knowledge and experience," the man questioned while lovingly pleasuring his young daughter.

"Oh yes! Yes daddy!" Luna screamed as she came around his finger, her petite pussy gushing fluids in preparation.

As she trembled through her orgasm, Xeno unceremoniously sheathed his cock in his baby girl, causing her to gasp at the painful sensation. It passed rather quickly, causing her to buck her slender hips in an attempt to get him to move. And move he did, thrusting rapidly into his moaning daughter, placing her slim legs around his waist as he reamed her accommodating orifice. She came again after a few minutes, dragging her nails down his back as he splashed her cervix with his semen.

After introducing his daughter to the pleasures of the flesh, Xeno and Luna "mated" at the very least twice a day. Luna had found her niche, her new hobby and encompassed herself totally in her new found sexuality. She was a slave to pleasure, wanting to experience it often. Instead of dreading leaving her papa by his lonesome and heading off to school, she looked forward to the new mating partners she might find. Luna knew most people found her discomfiting and odd. She had an otherworldliness about her, and she could see things no one else could. She was very intuitive and had a way of knowing things she shouldn't, like what people were thinking or feeling. Luna mostly took after her dear mother in looks, her riotous curling hair falling past her hips in platinum tangles and her protrudent misty grey eyes glazed over as if she was seeing into the beyond. She was lithe with coltish limbs and small, pert breasts and bottom. Her little cupids bow mouth was constantly in a sedate little smile as she stared vacantly off into space. Luna was an ethereal pale beauty, her fragility belying her inner strength. Looking upon her beauty was as looking upon the sedate pale splendor of the moon. She had a natural inquisitiveness and curiosity that could not be sated.

Upon being sorted into Ravenclaw, the other girls took an instant dislike to batty old Loony, as they called her. Upperclassmen and first years alike tormented her, hiding her belongings. If Luna had been a muggle, she would have been a Sociologist. In her infinite wisdom she had determined the children knew no better, as their habits had been bred into them. Therefore, they couldn't help their narrow minded ways of thinking and she wouldn't judge them or be biased to their cultural ways, even at her own expense. She readily blamed the Nargles and Warckspurts her papa had told her about, that made people delusional and thoughtless. As her classmates were leery of her, she had to seek other sources for her mating needs.

Luna was critiquing her choices of possible mates, running down a list of staff members. Dumbledore would be fine, but she had determined his interests lay elsewhere other than the female persuasion. Flitwick was a strong possibility, as she always wondered what a goblin hybrid would be like to mate. Snape was definitely on her to do list. Filch was a maybe. Luna really wanted to try Hagrid on for size as well.

She approached Flitwick first after class, shocking him as she got on her knees before him and started fondling his groin. His member rapidly swelled as he attempted to loosen her grip on it, fighting to retain control as he couldn't be caught bedding a student. He gave in with a moan as she withdrew his five inch cock, truly humongous for a goblin, and started licking it like a lollipop. He came rather quickly as she engulfed his tool completely, painting her throat with his fluids. Rolling the remnants in her mouth, she swallowed in enjoyment, stating, "Oh professor, your seed tastes so good. I'd like some more please." "Erm, right. Well I suppose.. since You initiated this, it will be fine," he stuttered out, already hardening again. Filius positioned Luna on his desk, legs tucked up to her chest as he used his prehensile tongue to eat her juicy little cunt for the entire lunch period. He speared her slit with his cock, pinching her engorged clit with his stubby fingers as he slowly thrust. She came clenching around his tool, causing him to deposit his seed in her quivering quim. Luna decided the experience was worth repeating, scheduling to come mate with the half-goblin a few times a week. The tiny professor taught her a good contraceptive charm and sent her on her merry way.

Next on her list was Professor Snape. He was a moody, temperamental man yet she could discern his depth of character and innate gentleness. She earned detention with him and arrived early to his room, stripping and displaying herself on his desk, breasts thrust out and legs spread. When he entered, he was shocked into silence for a few minutes. "Miss Lovegood, what in Hestia's name are you doing?" The surly potions master demanded. "I'm conducting an experiment on the mating habits of Homo sapiens presently, and figured you would be a fine specimen to mate with. It's purely educational and for scientific purposes," she informed him in her ethereal way. Approaching the gaping man, she experimentally rubbed her hardened nipples, gasping in pleasure. "Response positive in proximity to male of the species," she dictated to a dicta-quill that was recording her data input on a large parchment sheet. She then tentatively palpated her engorged clitoris and labia, determining level of wetness. "Clitoris and labia appropriately engorged and moist, vaginal canal expanded appropriately for accommodation of males penis," she noted. "Well, I suppose… If it's in the name of scientific research…" Snape trailed off as he locked and warded the door, disrobing instantly with a silent spell. Eyeing the snarky male with interest as she lightly ran her tiny hands up his leanly muscled and lightly furred chest, Luna noted to her ever-scribbling quill, "Male specimen appears in relative good health, S1 and S2 pulses noted, appropriate skin turgor with uniform color/warm/dry." She reached out and gently but firmly grasped his hardened, protruding member, palpating it lightly as well as his largish scrotum. "Penis is erect with no visible lesions and very well endowed with a slight upward curve, and testicles descended appropriately with no discernible lumps or masses." Loosing patience quickly, with another silent incantation, the nubile young blonde was restrained face down over her professors desk. Approaching the dazed female, the male summoned a large black leather satchel that faintly resembled the trademark carry case of an old-timey doctor making house calls. Popping the case open with a snap, Snape proceeded to remove his tools, settling them next to the docile damsel so she could observe them before application. "Miss Lovegood, these are called nipple and clitoral clamps. Next, we have beginners anal beads, a mild topical analgesic cream, medium sized vaginal dilator, one black silk blindfold, and a varied selection of paddles, crops, and floggers. Lastly, we have a range of contraceptive potions which I will teach you to brew. For today's lesson, I will be teaching you some preliminaries of bondage," the dark wizard informed the attentively observant adolescent. Reaching under her prone body, he applied the stainless steel clamps to the appropriate anatomy, setting them to vibrate with his wand. Luna started panting, enjoying the good vibrations and pleasure pain of the clamps. Silently casting lubrication charms on her vagina and rectum as well as liberally applying the mild analgesic and slight stretching cream to her arsehole, Snape slowly inserted the dilator and anal beads, much to the chits pleasure as she demonstratively mewed. "Some preparation is required for males endowed such as I," Snape lectured, gesturing to his almost comically well endowed cock. It looked like a comedy prop on his lean body with his lithe runners build. The potions master held the potions to her lips one-by-one as she drained them obediently. "Chose a safe word that you wouldn't ordinarily say while being intimate," Snape ordered in a strained voice, desperately yearning for yet denying himself to slam his obscenely huge cock into her accommodating orifices. "Cabbage," Luna supplied. Nodding his head in acceptance as he began to methodically and delicately tracing his fine pianists hands down her body, caressing her lightly where she most desired yet harshly where she didn't, intoning, " Some masters, or dominant prefer a properly gagged submissive, however as I much enjoy the moans, grunts, and oft times screams, I prefer to forgo such implements." After tenderly rubbing her pert young derrière, her 'master' began lightly dragging a small flogger over and over the area, teasing her delightfully to where she was arching her rounded little cheeks in pleasure into his lashes as he began to lightly flog. After using every tool in his arsenal and teasing her so much she was begging for a cock, he finally deigned to take her sweltering pussy in a slow, methodical claiming. They both enjoyed it so much they made a set appointment once a week for a session, which lasted all through Luna's Hogwarts career.

Luna went through all the male, and sometimes female, Hogwarts staff members in her years at Hogwarts. She also occasionally cavorted with fellow students, but only rarely. She took both the Weasley twins at once, which she thoroughly enjoyed as they ravaged her openings. During her sixth year, she was taken prisoner and moved into the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. While there, Lucius and Draco, her second cousins by her mother, enjoyed her body, taking her many times a day. She wasn't complaining, she felt she needed the sex even more than they did. Eventually, she was rescued. Upon returning home, she found she was pregnant with twins as she hadn't had access to her wand or contraceptive potions. She took the news with a small absent smile upon her lips and a distant look in her eyes.

Xeno enjoyed having his little Turnip home, although she didn't stay little for long. He enjoyed helping his baby girl work her frustrations out as he lovingly sexed her expanding body. He had been insatiable with his own wife's pregnant body, now he was insatiable with his daughters. Xeno loved rubbing her swollen belly and tits as she straddled his cock in reverse cowgirl. Eventually her twin boys were born, platinum pale hair and grey eyes like their mummy and daddies. The Malfoy's were generous with their monetary support, although not claiming the boys publicly. After a year of maternity leave, Luna took her Newts by correspondence and decided on a career as a magizoologist with a specialty in animal husbandry.

While being fucked pregnant by some centaurs, she met her future husband, Rolf Scamander, as he questioned the consensuality of the mating. After being assured by the moaning blonde, he proceeded to observe and take notes. Ever since the pair were inseparable, eventually marrying and keeping Luna pregnant with some kind of offspring, be they her husbands or magical creatures. Several of the children were biologically her fathers, which made him ridiculously happy.

Luna was currently pregnant with yet another centaur foal, her enormous pregnant belly forcing her to waddle slowly after her husband and large brood of children.

NOTE: As I'm sure you can tell, Luna is one of my favorites. Therefore, I had a lot of material to work with and her chapter is quite long. Currently, I'm in the middle of my clinical studies and they are brutal. That means while I wont have much time to update my fics, I will do my best to ensure they are each updated at least once a week.

Thanks for reading!