AN: I am so sorry for this delay, I pretty much went from working like eight hours to like 23 hours this week, and had to a bunch of other stuff that you probably all don't care to hear about. But I kind of enjoyed Sam's new storyline from Rumors so I incorporated it into this story. The next chapter is going to pretty much be the Warblers performance. Hope you all enjoy the new chapter, and please review it!
Chapter 6
Poor Girl Won't Say Ride the Moon
-Zach-
Zach stood at his locker as he sorted through his books. After a moment he sighed in irritation. "What do you want, Cassie?"
"How did you know it was me?" Cassie asked as Zach turned to look at her.
"You are the only person that I know that wears a pomegranate smelling perfume." Zach said as he frowned at her. "Now what do you want?"
"Why would you assume that I want something?" Cassie asked as Zach reached back into his locker and pulled out a text book.
"For the reason that you always seek me out, when you there is something that you want." Zach replied as he zipped up his back pack and closed his locker door.
"Oh come on, Zach. I don't do that, you're my step brother I am supposed to seek you out." Cassie said as she fluttered her eyelids at him.
"The answer is no." Zach said stepping away from her and moving down the hall. Cassie turned and followed him.
"Zach, you don't even know what it is that I am going to ask." Cassie said as she caught up to him.
"I don't care. You are manipulative and I am done with you games." Zach said as he turned a corner.
"I am not manipulative! If anything I am a planner." Cassie said in an offended voice.
Zach stopped and turned to look at Cassie. "Planning is the same as manipulating in your book. I am not and will not be a part of it this time."
"Zach, please just listen to me!" Cassie said. "I want to be with Finn and help him realize that there is more to this world than that faker he has for a brother."
Zach shook his head. "No, I have helped you ruin good people's relationships in the past, and I am not doing it any longer. Finn and Kurt are dating, so get off your high horse."
Cassie gasped. "What is with you?"
Zach glared at Cassie. "I should ask you the same thing. I am pretty confident that you are behind what happened to Kurt the other day, and subsequently everyone turning on Rachel."
Cassie's mouth closed. "I had nothing to do with that."
Zach reached out and grabbed her cell phone. "Uh huh I see at least four phone calls to Karofsky. Plus I saw you talking to Rachel before." Zach tossed her phone back. "So don't give me that shit."
Cassie fumed for a second. "What Finn and Kurt are doing…"
Zach cut her off. "What they are doing is their business and not yours."
"It's not right for two step brothers to be dating!" Cassie said in a loud angry whisper.
"It's their business, and I have talked to a Santana and Brittany and they told me everything about them. So I don't care that they are together or not. Now, I am going to class." Zach said and he turned and left to go down the hall.
Cassie stood there for a moment contemplating before she left. Cassie on the other hand didn't see Sam standing next to his locker as he had heard the conversation.
-Kurt-
Kurt was sitting at the lunch table with Brittany, Santana, Quinn, Artie, and Tina. Kurt was still pissed that he couldn't eat with Finn and Mercedes. God, Figgins, is such an ass! Kurt thought.
Kurt noticed Sam come in and move to them. He gave everyone a smile before he looked at Kurt. "Can I talk to you, in private?"
Confused Kurt nodded and stood up and followed Sam out of the lunch room and down the hall to the auditorium. Once the doors closed Sam turned around and faced Kurt. "I think that there is something that you should know."
Kurt raised an eyebrow. "I already know that you color your hair, so I don't think we need to talk about what we both know is true."
Sam sighed. "No, this isn't about my hair, Kurt. I had overheard Cassie and Zach arguing this morning in the hall. Apparently Cassie is not comfortable with you dating Finn, and that she wants to be with Finn, and show him how she is more real, cause you are a fake or something."
Kurt crossed his arms. "Are you sure?"
Sam nodded. "I swear, and I guess she was behind putting you in the port a potty, 'cause Zach mentioned Rachel, and that she had called Karofsky."
Kurt nodded. "Thanks, Sam. I'll keep an eye out. How are you doing, about what happened."
Sam fidgeted for a moment. "I really don't know it has been kind of a difficult time."
Kurt nodded again. "Quinn, filled me in after I sat down yesterday after you left. If there is anything that Finn and I can do, please let us know. May I let Finn know what's going on?"
Sam shrugged. "I guess, as long as the others don't find out."
"I'm sorry to hear about you losing your house too. If you need to do any laundry, or just need to get out of that hotel, you are more than welcome to come over."
"Thanks, Kurt." Sam said as he let out a small chocked sob.
Kurt closed the distance and gave Sam a friendly hug before letting him go. "Come on let's get back to lunch."
Sam smiled a little, but it didn't go all the way to his eyes like it used to.
Kurt felt sorry that Sam had to go through all of this. Kurt never really did understand why bad things always had to happen to really good people. It just wasn't fair that Sam's dad lost his job, and then had to move the entire family into a two bed hotel room. It's sad that banks and businesses only care about money and act like that they are sorry that you and your family are going through a hard time. But the minute you don't pay a bill they come after you like a pack of angry wolves cause they weren't paid.
Though that's probably not how things actually are, but that's just how it seems, at least to Kurt. Kurt took his spot back, as Sam sat next to him. Quinn looked over at him with a concerned look, but quickly looked away. Kurt was the only one that noticed.
After lunch was over and everyone headed to their next class Kurt left with Sam. "You have a brother and a sister, right?"
Sam was surprised by the question. "Yeah I do. Why do you ask?"
Kurt sighed, he felt worse now for Sam's situation. "When you come over tonight, bring them with you. I'm sure they'd love to get out of that hotel room."
Sam was quiet for a minute. "I don't want to bother you with them; Quinn said that she'd watch them."
Kurt shook his head. "Sam, I insist. Please bring them with you."
Sam nodded. "Alright, but I'll have to stop by the hotel and get some things."
Kurt nodded. "Alright, I'll see you in glee then."
"See you later." Sam said as he walked off down the hall as Kurt entered his math class. Kurt was going to try and help Sam out if he can.
-Zach-
Zach was sitting in the choir room as everyone filed in. After a few minutes Mr. Schue walked in and laid his stack of folders on the piano. And he clapped his hands for everyone to pay attention.
"Alright, guys, I just got off the phone with the Warblers, and they agreed that they would help with our song for the benefit. They also asked if they could join us in doing the benefit, in which Holly asked and said that they were more than welcome to. So the guy group song is Trashin the Camp from Tarzan, who wants to sing in it?"
Finn raised his hand as well as Drew, Puck, and Josh. As Mr. Schue wrote down their names, Artie and Sam put up their hands to sing in the number. Mr. Schue nodded and then wrote down their names as well. "Okay, girls we are still waiting on a group number for you. But also next Tuesday the Warblers are going to be here to perform a set of Disney songs that they are going to do for the benefit."
Zach noticed that the large girl that was in the group raised her hand. He could never remember her name though. Mr. Schue looked at her. "Yes, Lauren?"
Lauren lowered her hand. "I had picked out my solo song, and I think that I may have a solution to the girl's number as well."
"The song though I think Mercedes should be the lead singer for it, cause it is more her style. But any way the song is Zero to Hero from Hercules." Lauren stated.
Most of the girls got excited at that. Zach noticed that Rachel seemed to be put out, but he didn't care. If Rachel was stupid to go along with his step sister he didn't feel sorry for her one bit.
"So girls, who wants to sing Zero to Hero?" Mr. Schue asked.
Mercedes of course raised her hand, as well as Santana, Quinn, Brittany, and surprisingly Tina. Mr. Schue wrote down their names and then turned back to the group. "Who is ready to perform today?"
Zach raised his hands and he noticed that Lauren was the only other one that did. Mr. Schue nodded, "Alright, you can start us off today."
Zach nodded and then stood and walked down to the floor, he handed his music to the band, and then turned to the group. "For me this decision was easy. I chose it for the reason that it is my baby sister's all-time favorite Disney song."
With that Zach nodded to the band and he began to sing.
Percussion
Strings
Reeds
Words
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
Zach finished singing and bowed to the group. When he stood back up as everyone finished applauding he spoke again. "That was Kiss the Girl from The Little Mermaid."
"Thank you, Zach." Mr. Schue said as he finished clapping.
-Finn-
As Zach went and sat down Lauren went and took the floor. Finn didn't notice at first, but behind Lauren, stood Mercedes, Santana, Quinn, Brittany and Tina.
Lauren cleared her throat before she began. "Mercedes, Santana, Quinn, Brittany, and Tina are doing the singing that is done by the Muses, for I am singing I Won't Say that I am in Love from Hercules."
Mr. Schue nodded in excitement, as the music began
(Lauren)
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That ancient history,
Been there done that
(Muses)
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
(Lauren)
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
(Muses)
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
(Lauren)
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
(Muses)
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
(Lauren)
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
(Muses)
Give up, but give in
Check the grin you're in love
(Lauren)
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
(Muses)
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
(Lauren)
(Shoo doo, shoo doo)
You're way off base
I won't say it
(She wont say it)
Get off my case
(Shut Up, shut up)
I won't say it
(Muses)
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay you're in love
(Lauren)
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
When Lauren and the girls finished, they all sat down. And Mr. Schue gave a reminder of the Warblers coming and then they were dismissed for the day. Finn gathered up his back pack and went and waited for Kurt by the door. Once Kurt was there he grabbed Kurt's hand and walked with Kurt hand in hand out of the school.
Once they were in Kurt's navigator, Kurt cleared his throat. "Finn, um, I want you to know that Sam is coming over tonight."
Finn nodded. "That's cool, Sam's fun to hang out with."
Kurt nodded. "Well, he's bringing laundry and his little brother and sister with him."
Finn nodded. "Cool, wait laundry?"
"Yeah," Kurt said as he made a turn.
Finn's brow furrowed. "Why is Sam coming over to do laundry?"
Kurt glanced at Finn for a second before returning his attention to the road. "What I am about to tell you Finn, you can't repeat to anyone else unless Sam says that you can. Sam's dad lost his job at the company that he was working at, and he has been unable to find work since then and they have lost their house. So Sam is now staying in a hotel with his parents and his little brother and sister. I invited them over so that they could get out of that hotel for even a little bit."
Finn nodded. "That sucks, I know that before mom and Burt got married, there had been a few close calls with us getting kicked out, but mom always found a way to make the payments. I wish there was something that we could do to help him."
Kurt nodded. "All we can do is just be there for him."
Kurt parked the Navigator in the driveway. Finn was almost on his way out of the vehicle when he paused, and then glanced at Kurt. "How did you find out all about this about Sam?"
Kurt looked at Finn before he gave a sad smile. "When you guys were in I.S.S. yesterday, I happened to sit down as Sam and Quinn were in the middle of talking about it, and then Quinn filled in what I didn't know."
Finn nodded. "Oh, ok."
Finn opened the door and was out and then around the front of the Navigator as Kurt closed his door. Finn grabbed Kurt's hand as they walked from the Navigator to the front door. Kurt fished out the house keys and opened the door. "What do you think that they would like?"
Finn looked up at Kurt confused. "Do you mean Sam's little brother and sister?"
"Yeah," Kurt said as he headed into the kitchen. "What do you think that they'd like for an after school snack?"
Finn followed Kurt into the kitchen and went to the cupboard where Carole kept the "instant cookie dough" as Finn called it, and pulled out three bags. "I'm sure you could just whip these up and that'll be fine."
Kurt gave Finn a scathing look. "This isn't about what you want, Finn."
Finn shrugged his shoulders. "You asked, I gave you an answer, don't get mad at me."
"I'm not getting mad." Kurt said as he crossed his arms. "Cookies are full of sugar and that's the last thing kids need, and especially you. When you get any type of cookie you are wired from all the sugar."
"I don't care what you fix. You could do the whole crackers and dirt thing for all I care. "Finn said tossing the three packages on the counter.
"What do you mean by crackers and dirt thing? You mean hummus?" Kurt asked, as he moved to look at Finn.
Finn crossed his arms. "Sure if that's what you call it. I'll just leave this to you; I don't know why you asked."
Finn left the kitchen with Kurt a little hurt, "Finn!"
Finn just ignored Kurt and went to his room. A few minutes later Finn could hear things getting tossed around in the kitchen. About a half hour later, the doorbell rang and Finn went to answer it. Upon opening the door, Finn was met with Sam standing on the porch with two kids standing behind him. Sam's sister seemed to be not as shy as Sam's younger brother, who was trying to hide behind Sam and the two baskets of laundry.
"Hey, Sam, Kurt had said that you were coming over." Finn said.
Sam gave a sheepish smile. "Yeah, he also told me to bring my little brother and sister. I really hope it's not a problem."
Finn shook his head. "Nah, it's cool man. Come on in, Kurt's in the kitchen. But let me help you with that."
Before Sam could say anything, Finn picked up both laundry baskets and brought them in the house with Sam and his siblings' right behind him. They followed Finn into the kitchen. Finn set the laundry on the table and noticed that Kurt was making the cookies that Finn had pulled out. Finn noticed that Kurt was upset, but he was trying to not let it show.
Finn sighed before he spoke. "Hey Kurt, umm….Sam's here with his little brother and sister."
Kurt glanced up at Finn, Finn saw the anger that Kurt directed to him, but it quickly changed to a happy face as he turned to Sam. "Hi Sam, thanks for coming over."
Sam shifted uncomfortably. "Yeah thanks for the invite, if there is something wrong we can come another time."
Kurt shook his head. "Nonsense, so who are your brother and sister?"
Sam glanced down at the two younger kids. "This is my little sister Stacey, and this is my little brother, Stevie."
Kurt crouched down and held out a hand. "Hello, I'm Kurt, and this big idiot behind me is Finn."
Stacey looked at Kurt a little perturbed. "We know who Finn is, and it's not nice to call people idiots.
Finn tried and failed to hide the smile that broke across his face, Sam was blushing from embarrassment and Kurt was actually smiling at Stacey. "You know what, I like you Stacey."
Stacey smiled, and then turned a little red in the cheeks and she then went over and hugged Sam's leg and hid her face into Sam's hip.
"Would you two like some cookies?" Kurt asked.
Both Stevie and Stacey came forward and sat down at the counter bar after Sam hefted them up to the chairs.
"Here, let's go get a head start on this laundry for you." Finn said and he hefted one of the baskets off of the table where he had set them, as Sam grabbed the second and followed Finn out of the kitchen and down the hall to a small room that was the laundry room.
Sam had already sorted all the clothes at the motel, Finn set the wash up and grabbed the soap for Sam, who measured it out and began the first load. Then Finn and Sam moved back out to the kitchen where Kurt had some cookies ready and he was currently pulling some out of the oven, and shutting off the oven.
Finn waited until Kurt had set the pan of cookies down and went up behind him and wrapped his arms around him; Kurt tensed up and was about push Finn away when Finn whispered into Kurt's ear. "I'm sorry about earlier, I didn't mean to get short with you, I just wanted to help."
Kurt then relaxed into Finn's embrace and sighed contentedly. Finn then swayed them both from side to side for a minute before the silence was broken. "Sammy, what are they doing?"
Both Finn and Kurt looked over to see Sam looking a little flustered about his sister's question. Stevie turned to Sam then turned to his older brother. "They're acting like you and Quinn used to."
Sam glanced at Finn and Kurt and then to his siblings. "Yes, Finn and Kurt are dating like I used to date Quinn."
Stevie looked a little confused, "So who is the girlfriend?"
Kurt let loose a chuckle. "We're both boyfriends, since we're both guys."
Stevie looked from Kurt back to Sam. "Isn't that wrong?"
Sam shook his head. "No it's not wrong. A lot of people may say that it's wrong, like mom and dad, but you can't help who you want to be with. Don't let anyone tell you two that's wrong because it's not and everyone deserves the chance to be happy."
Kurt looked up at Finn and they both smiled. Sam was one of the few people who when they first met wasn't completely freaked out by them. Whereas the rest of the school, with the exception of the glee club, and a few of the other outcasts, pretty much had made a huge deal about it at first.
Finn was sitting with Kurt and Sam at the kitchen table as the three of them worked on their Spanish homework as Stevie and Stacey played with Finn's Lego Batman on his X-Box 360. Soon enough Carole came in through the back door. "Oh hello Sam, the boys didn't tell me that you were coming over."
Sam stood up. "I'm sorry Mrs. Hudson, I mean Mrs. Hummel, Kurt said that it'd be okay if I came over to do some laundry and bring my little brother and sister over."
Carole nodded. "Just call me Carole or mom, I'm not comfortable with the whole misses title it makes me feel like a teacher. What do you need the wash for?"
So Sam explained his family's predicament and Carole all but came over and gave Sam a hug, and then proceeded to inform Sam that he and his little brother and sister were more than welcome to come over anytime and that they were invited over for dinner anytime, but just let the boys know so they can get a hold of her so she can plan a head.
Then for the rest of the night Carole shooed Sam off from doing his laundry and she did it for him. She also made up hamburgers for everyone and when Burt got home he was sent out to the back patio to cook dinner.
Sam left with his little brother and sister a little after nine, when Sam's mom called to find out where they were. Sam explained where they were and that he was waiting for the last of the laundry to finish. About ten minutes later Carole came out with the last of the laundry and folded. Sam gathered up the two baskets and his homework and then his brother and sister and with a lot of thanks for everything he was gone.
Carole sighed as she sat down next to Burt on the couch as Finn and Kurt cuddled up on the love seat. "That poor family shouldn't have to go through all that."
Burt nodded. "Yeah it's scary to think about, losing your house and pretty much everything you own."
"Would you let Sam stay here?" Kurt asked. "Like you did with Drew and Aaron?"
Carole glanced at Burt, but Burt answered. "They were family, so it's a little different, but let Carole and I think it over first. Then we will go from there."
Kurt nodded. "Well I think I'm going to go to bed, I am a little tired."
Finn got up as well and followed Kurt out of the living room. Once in the hall, Carole's voice came calling. "Finn you got ten minutes in Kurt's room before you're in bed."
Finn groaned, "Alright, mom!"
Kurt smirked at Finn's behavior, but at the same time he was just as frustrated with parental hovering. Anytime Carole or Burt thinks that it is a little too quiet in either bedroom, they come to check on them. They had tried loud music several times, and they were thankful that they were granted a knock before they entered the room, but they still came in.
So after making out for eleven minutes, Burt came knocking, and Finn practically leaped off of Kurt's bed like he was just electrically shocked, and hurried out of the room, making both Kurt and Burt laugh a little.
Finn was ready for bed in ten minutes and he pulled up the covers and he quickly fell asleep.
-Puck-
Puck was ready for glee that day. He felt that he had accomplished a great task for his Disney song and was pretty impressed with his decision. Puck walked into the choir room, just as Mr. Schue was getting everyone settled. "Hello, Puck nice of you to finally join us."
"Mr. Schue, I am ready for my Disney solo, though my helpers can't stay too long." Puck said.
Mr. Schue nodded. "Okay, I guess we'll start with you then Puck."
Puck smiled. "Okay I am set up in the auditorium, so if everyone could come over."
So every grabbed their bags and then moved over to the auditorium, and Puck got up on stage. "My little sister suggested this song to me as her favorite so that's what I decided to do for my solo."
Mr. Schue nodded. "Go ahead, Puck."
Puck looked over and nodded to the band, and the closed curtain behind Puck, opened and revealed a group of kids on a set of risers
Then Puck started to sing and the kids echoed him.
Aloha e aloha e
'Ano 'ai ke aloha e
Aloha ae aloha e
A nu ay ki aloha e
There's no place I'd rather be
Then on my surfboard out at sea
Lingering in the ocean blue
And If I had one wish come true
I'd surf till the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu
Flyin by on the Hawaiian roller coaster ride
Everyone started clapping and dancing in their seats as Puck and the kids sang.
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
La we mai iko papa he na lu
Pi'i na nalu la lahalaha
O ka moana hanupanupa
Lalala i kala hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
There's no place I'd rather be
Than on the seashore dry, wet free
On golden sand is where I lay
And if I only had my way
I'd play til the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
Lalala i kala hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one
It's time to try the Hawaiian Roller coaster ride
Puck jumped up onto a skateboard and he pretended to be "surfing" as he sang the song.
Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Looking for the wipeout
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
There's no place I'd rather be
Then on my surfboard out at sea
Lingering in the ocean blue
And if I had one wish come true
I'd surf till the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu
Flyin by on the Hawaiian roller coaster ride
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
La we mai iko papa he na lu
Pi'i na nalu la lahalaha
O ka moana hanupanupa
Lalala i kala hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
At the end of the song Puck got off of his skateboard, and took a bow and then gestured to the kids on the risers as they all bowed as well. Puck then stepped down from the stage as the little kids and their choir teacher took them off stage.
"Great performance Puck, what song was that?" Mr. Schue asked.
Puck smiled. "It's called Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride, and it's from Lilo and Stitch."
Mr. Schue nodded. "Alright, anyone else want to go today?"
Tina raised a hand. "I would Mr. Schue."
"The stage is yours."
-Tina-
Tina went up on stage she gave her music to the band. She then went center stage and looked out at the group and then glanced at the band as they all looked at her expectantly. Tina nodded and as the music started she counted a few beats before she began to sing.
I have got so much to give, I swear I do.
I may not have nine lives, this one feels brand new.
Yes I've lived a good one.
I have tried to be true.
There are some things I never realized, till I met you.
How the wind feels on my cheeks, when I'm barking at the moon.
There is no home like the one you've got, cuz that home belongs to you.
Woo Woo! Here I come.
Woo Woo! Back to you.
There is no home like the one you've got, cuz that home belongs to you.
Well I was in trouble, bad.
I was so confused.
I may not see in color babe, but I sure can feel blue.
I have been a lot of things, they may not all be true.
My experience was so mysterious, till I met you.
Now the sun will rise in the east, but I'm barking at the moon.
There is no home like the one you've got, cuz that home belongs to you.
Woo Woo! Here I come.
Woo Woo! Back to you.
There is no home like the one you've got, cuz that home belongs to you.
There is no home like the one you've got, cuz that home belongs to you.
There is no home like the one you've got, cuz that home belongs to you...
Tina finished and she bowed to everyone as they cheered.
"Thanks, Tina, and what was that one?" Mr. Schue asked.
Tina blushed for a small moment. "It is Barking at the Moon from the movie Bolt."
Mr. Schue smiled. "Well you did a lovely job. Now is there anyone else?"
"I got the best Disney song for you, William. But I also need to have Lady help me with the song, though I did hear a new name for her around Halloween, I believe her name is Super Crap."
Everyone turned and Saw Sue Sylvester standing there in a black track suit. Finn, Kurt, and Mercedes were silently giggling as Rachel shrunk down in her seat to hide.
-Kurt-
Kurt, Finn and Mercedes were still giggling when Sue repeated calling Rachel Super Crap and all but dragged her up on the stage.
Sue handed the band some music and then turned to Rachel. "I take it you should know the song, Super Crap? If you don't know it then you are a disgrace to Disney."
Rachel just stood there quietly as she waited for Sue to begin.
"The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself." Sue began the song.
Rachel perked up and then replied. "Can you do that?"
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
Rachel went ahead with the line. "If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again."
"But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment." Sue said.
"But I don't have-" Rachel began to say.
Sue said for the next line. "I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice."
Rachel stammered out her next line. "But without my voice, how can I-"
Sue got her angry face on.
You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Now, sing!
Rachel sang the note. Aah...
Keep singing!
When they were done, Sue left the stage and walked up to Mr. Schue. "So that this gets through your greased hair, that was the greatest song that Disney ever made. It is called, Poor Unfortunate Souls and it is from The Little Mermaid. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go and take my wolverine hormone treatment. And then I will see you all at this benefit with this lovely little number."
With that Sue left the auditorium, and Mr. Schue shook his head. "You guys are dismissed for today then, but remember no school for you guys on Monday. Tuesday the Warblers will be here to give us their line up for the benefit, and then next Wednesday Kurt, Finn, Sam and Mercedes, you guys are going to do your Disney solos. Then Thursday and Friday we are going to start work on our group numbers. You all have a good weekend."
Everyone acknowledged Mr. Schue and then gathered up their belongings and left. Finn, Kurt and Mercedes were all out in the hallway, when Mercedes asked a question. "I wonder what Blaine and his harem of guys got planned for their Disney songs?"
Kurt smiled. "I tried asking him, and he won't tell me anything."
Finn smiled too. "Blaine is such a party pooper."
Mercedes laughed. "I think I heard enough about party poopers at Christmas."
Finn flushed a little remembering his typo from over Christmas. "I'm still sorry about that."
Mercedes laughed. "Its fine Finn, besides I still got plenty of time to get you back."
After they exited the school, they separated as Finn and Kurt went to Kurt's Navigator for the drive home.
