iBecome A Girl
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly
A/N: Okay so here's the next chap of iBecome a girl. Enjoy.
Mrs Benson
Freddie stepped into the shay apartment and saw Sam sitting at the kitchen table devouring a sandwich as thick as a dictionary. Freddie shook his head and closed the door behind him.
"Whoa Spence, are you feeding an army or what?" Freddie said as he took a seat opposite Sam.
"No. Just 2 girls, 1 guy and a Sam. Come to think of it I may need to make more." Spencer said as he stared at the plate of 6 thick sandwiches on the table.
"I second that notion." Sam said, her mouth full of food. Some pieces of chewed up meat flew out of her mouth and landed on Freddie's face.
"Eww, Sam please don't talk while you are eating." Freddie said.
"Sorry Alice." Sam said and picked the piece off Freddie's face and placed it in her mouth. Freddie just stared at her in disgust. Carly then came down and sat beside Freddie.
"So what are we going to do today?" Carly asked. Freddie shrugged his shoulders as he took a bite of his sandwich. "Sam?" Carly asked.
"No talk. Now eating." Sam said before moving to her second sandwich. Freddie laughed and took another bite of his sandwich.
"You guys hanging out today?" Spencer asked.
"Yeah." Carly said. Then the door bell rang. "I'll get it." Carly said before getting up and walking over to the door. She opened the door to see Mrs Benson standing there.
"Hey Mrs Benson, come in." Carly said and stepping aside to allow Mrs Benson to enter. Freddie saw his mom and wondered what she was doing there.
"Mo...mamia." Freddie said. he almost called his mom and that would have been weird, so he did the only viable option.
"Okay what is with you and breaking into songs?" Sam asked. Freddie blushed and smiled.
"Mrs Benson, this is Alice. She loves iCarly." Carly said as she introduced Freddie to her.
Freddie held out his hand to shake hers. "Nice to meet you." Freddie said but Mrs Benson didn't return the handshake. She just stared at Freddie.
"Um Mrs Benson? Are you okay?" Carly said.
"Oh yeah. It's just that you look so much like my Freddie." Mrs Benson said to Freddie.
"Oh yeah I do get that a lot but I just…" Freddie was cut off by his mom.
"Be right back. I have to check if I have a long lost daughter." Mrs Benson said before running out of the apartment.
"Well, that turned out well." Carly said before chuckling.
"I take it that was Freddie's mom." Freddie asked. He figured that he should act clueless to make things more realistic.
"Yeah. She is really something." Carly said.
"What was she doing here anyway?" Freddie asked out of his own curiosity.
"Oh well since Freddie isn't here, she has volunteered to help Spencer with his latest sculpture to pass the time." Carly said.
"Yeah and I needed some help too so it's a win-win situation." Spencer said.
"Yeah the only reason you will need Mrs Benson for is to prevent you from hurting yourself." Carly said.
"Hey I am not that accident prone. And I don't count things bursting into flames an accident, it is a mysterious phenomenon." Spencer said,
The gang laughed and proceeded to finish their breakfast. Sam just sat there, rubbing her stomach. "Looks like someone's finally full." Freddie said.
"Yeah four and a half sandwiches would do that to you." Sam said.
"A half?" Freddie asked. He was sort of confused since there wasn't a half eaten sandwich anywhere around her.
"Yeah I ate four and then finish your half of the sandwich." Sam said. Freddie rolled his eyes and laughed lightly. He was used to Sam taking his food so it didn't really bother him.
Then Mrs Benson came bursting through the door. "Okay I just called the hospital and it is confirmed that you are not my daughter." Mrs Benson shouted.
"Yeah I never thought you were." Freddie said.
"Oh, well you could have told me that before I called the hospital." Mrs Benson said.
"You left so fast I couldn't." Freddie said.
"Well…nevermind, it's just so scary that you look so much like Freddie."
Freddie once again felt like irritating Sam. "Well, he is very cute and so hot." Freddie said. Sam rolled her eyes.
"Argh not again." She exclaimed and dropped her head back. Freddie smirked.
"Oh you like Freddie? Great maybe I could set you up on a date with him." Mrs Benson shouted. The smirk on Freddie's face fell as his plan to irritate Sam had backfired on himself.
"Oh um thanks but I don't think my mom would want me to date. Plus I wouldn't want to impose on you." Freddie said.
"Oh well, if your mom changes her mind, just come to me and I will settle everything." Mrs Benson said.
"Okay, uh I uh will just be going upstairs." Freddie said and ran up the stairs.
"Was it something I said?" Mrs Benson asked. Everyone was laughing.
"No Mrs B, not something you SAID." Sam said in between laughs, putting emphasis on the said.
"Looks like the Freddie fan club just lost a member." Sam said and Carly started to laugh even harder. Mrs Benson just stood there, not understanding what the girls meant.
Meanwhile Freddie was sitting at the top of the stairs listening in on the conversation. He was thinking even when he wasn't himself, his mom could still embarrass him to no return. He climbed up the stair and walked into the studio. The sleeping bags were put away and he figured Carly must have clean up before she went down for breakfast.
He then saw Sam's phone sitting on top of her bag. There was a short vibration coming from it so he picked it up and contemplated bringing it to Sam. But then he wondered if he could blackmail Sam with anything. So he opened the phone, only to be shocked out his skin.
A/N: Okay, that was the next chap. What did Freddie see? Oh only I know. Lol. Oh and i have put up a new story called iDon't regret it. it is my first M rated fanfic so pretty happy with it so check it out. Till the next chapter, please review.
