GONNA MAKE THIS REAL QUICK CAUSE I WANT TO UPDATE

HAPPY KK7 RELEASE DAY ;D ITS HERE AND ITS BEAUTIFUL AND WE COULDNT HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER BOOK. READ IT LAST WEEK AND WOW WOW WOW

ive said it several times but its worth saying again: this series has 1) saved 2) changed 3) given a mission for this life that is mine and i couldn't be more grateful!

a little thingy for you, you all made an impact on my life also. thank you jessie jordan ellie dani cat pinkmockingjay dmmjel lexi sarah amanda lulu so so many of you i cant even name you allll

so this fri ill be publishing a jesslene. two more famandas. then...something. something. ;D

literally does every kidshot i do have to have a diff name for the kid haha...im tryin to combine some names in some shots but some just have to be one way in each

married, mid-twenties, at jess's house ooh she has a house, no ot crap, DOES NOT go with other headcanons about the kids they have!

i've got you
oneshot #7: baby games

"Hello? Guy with a young child here?" Finn holds up said tiny, squirming human.

Amanda and Jess sit on either side of the couch, heads away, their feet connected and in the air and pushing against each other. Some crazy game. Amanda eats out of a popcorn bag that was full twenty minutes ago. "Ugghhhh give me a breaaaaak." Eating whilst lying down isn't the best idea.

"I have. For two hours."

"That's like, only two episodes of this show."

Jess kicks in. "Yeah. Just let us finish this one."

"What, this gabillion dollar wedding crap? It's giving me headaches, thinking about that much money."

"You know what gives me headaches? Getting up every two hours to feed the baby. You don't have to get up every two hours to feed the baby. Give me a breaaak."

"Cranky, much?"

"HAVEN'T GOTTEN MUCH SLEEP, YOU KNOW."

"You're violent. I'm scared of you."

"I love you guys together," Jess just smiles.

"We're the absolute sweetest," Finn grins largely at Amanda who sticks out her tongue distastefully.

Finn bounces the kid on his lap, but she just stares him down. The binky falls out of her mouth, and her Poohbear sleeper is too big. Non-existent hair. "I think Morey hates me."

"She has a good reason too."

"So you're saying she loooves you."

"Give her here," she whacks her arm around. Finn trudges over to the sisters' couch as Amanda sits up. The baby reaches her mommy's arms and giggles with delight. Amanda just keeps a straight face.

"Unfair!" Finn raises his arms in defeat. "This kid is part me and—"

"EWWWWAH," Jess calls out, throwing a Cheez-it at him.

"—and I am a fun dad and I do baby talk and what do you do? Sit there! And she just goes wild."

"Hey, be mad at her, not me. Not her fault she loves my gorgeous face."

Finn would usually make a remark about how she is right, but now, it's just war. "I don't know, do baby talk! Make her laugh."

And Amanda smiles at the kid and changes her voice and asks "Who's the prettiest? Who's the prettiest?" Morey's pleasure is loud and only increasing. Mandy now takes the baby into her arms and cradles her and sings some crazy song and Morey reaches up and tries to grab her nose.

Mid-movement she arises and hands over the baby to Finn and…silence.

The baby just looks up at her father. Amusement nonexistent.

"Are you kidding me?" he exclaims, looking to the smirking Amanda.

Morey giggles.

He gasps. Then looking down at the baby, who returns to her stoical place. But he's heard a laugh.

"She likes it when you're mad," Jess says.

"That won't be hard at all when I'm home," Finn says to Amanda, who scrunches up her nose. But knows he's only teasing and that most of the aggravation in their house is caused by him.

Finn looks down at the baby again and tries to make a mean face. Nothing.

"Now that's just ridiculous," Amanda says, going back to her place where she and Jess's feet are competing.

"Shut up."

Guess I'm stuck with the baby now, Finn sighs. Well. Not like he minds it at all.

He looks over to Mandy, who grins back over to him, and he smiles.

tmifjrssow.

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