Me: Lolz, writers block. I hate it.

Disclaimer: *HISS* I DON'T. OWN. KH.

Note: Lol, fluff.

Warning: Yaoi.

Mk.


Well, let me get this straight. I was kissing Sora...and he was kissing back? Weird. Well, not weird. Actually, it was a dream come true, but still. I didn't know Sora had the guts. (A.N: WHEN SORA GOES SEME. For awhile.)

I am so glad my mother left, no seriously. She doesn't even know I'm gay, and telling her should be adventurous.

Now, that I think about it, I'm probably choking him.

We both pulled back and just stared at eachother, before I casually got up and resumed putting his suitcase down on the ground. He was still on the ground staring. Ha. Ha.

The ramen in the fridge $5.00

Our sofa $500.

Sora's face right now Priceless.

His face was literally O-shaped. Must've been his first kiss. I wonder what happens when his dog humps him. Yeah, he has a dog. His name is Bullet. He's a cute dog, yes his is, yes he is.

Why do people talk to their dogs like that, anyway? I mean, what's the difference between speaking normally, and acting as if their the most precious thing on Earth? Do lovers use that voice with eachother? That's so not attractive. Well, I don't know if you think patting your lovers head and having your lover drool on you is hot, so be it.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand.

Sora finally got words to come out of his mouth, yay! All we need is for him to get his surprised ass up. I don't care if the Queen just gave him an letter saying that Riku was the hottest thing ever, he needs to get up so my mom doesn't walk in and see Sora laying on the ground.

Because my mother is not like other mothers.

She's a perverted mother.

An will assume anything. No, seriously, I invited Kairi over once and we were playing video games, she thought that I was banging her. Psh, riiiiighht.

"Y-you...kissed me..." No shi-, oh wait, Sora's here. No...duh? Yeah that should work. Because let's face it, Sora acts like a kid even though he only one year younger then me.

"Mhm." I nodded, looking at him for a brief moment, before finishing whatever I was doing.

"Why?" He gave me an akward glance, and he actually looked rather nervous for a moment. Poor, poor, Sora. Unsure if you are gay or not. Seriously.

"Well. Let's see. I tripped. You tripped. We kissed." I shrugged turning around to see his face, and erm, once again it was priceless. He blinked. And then he blinked again.

"Why did I kiss back?" He blurted out. I immediantely rolled on the floor laughing at that. He didn't mean to even say it. And he looked extremely embarrassed.

Serious.

Turn-on.

Just, saying.

The door opened, and out came my mother.

I blinked, and stood up, walking down the stairs, and poking her.

"Hiiiiiii! Rikuuuu!" She hugged me, okay, well she pratically squeezed me to death.

"Hey mom, I'm gay."

"THAT'S OKAY!"

What the hell?

Okay, my mom is insane, and I think this moment just proved it.

Oooo! Ramen!


Me: :DDDDD