Olimar and Samus are drowning.

Olimar Help! I'm drowning!

Samus Help! I'm drowning!

Squirtle Uh, what are you doing?

Olimar Oh, just enjoying the view… GET US OUT OF THE WATER!!

Squirtle But, you're wearing spacehelmets. You should have plenty of air.

Samus But, we're drowning!

Squirtle You mean, there's no oxygen in your helmets?

Olimar You breath oxygen? What the hell is your problem? Oxygen is highly poisonous.

Pokemon Trainer Oh, yeah… sure. Oxygen is gonna kill us. yeah… yeah…. ARE YOU FXXXING RETARDED?!

Olimar and Samus drown.

Squirtle Oh crap! I got to save them.

Squirtle jumps into the water, but starts drowning.

Squirtle HELP! I'M DROWNING!

Pokemon Trainer You are the worst Squirtle I have ever seen.

Squirtle drowns. A blue pikmin saves Olimar and brings him back to the shore.

Olimar Oh… thanks dude. How can I repay you?

Dedede appears.

Dedede I gonna beat yah up with my hammer. I could of have a giant axe or a giant sword or even a chaingun, but the FCC can only give me a hammer.

Olimar AH! Blue pikmin, use Hyper Beam!

Pokemon Trainer Wrong game dude.

Olimar What are you waiting for? Go!

Olimar tosses the pikmin. Dedede crushes the pikmin with his hammer.

Dedede Before I thrash you, why you do have a helmet?

Olimar Dude, this atmosphere is covered in oxygen. That's a deadly gas… for my species.

Dedede Really?

Dedede taps his helmet until he makes a crack.

Olimar YOU MOTHER F… f….

Olimar faints. His head explodes.

Dedede Wow… that must suck…