Chapter Seven: The Girl in Blue

Emmett POV:

I rose from my seat slowly and stared at the stage in horror. Bella was a stripper? My sister was a stripper?! I didn't want to believe it, but the evidence was right in front of me. Not only her name being on her chest, but the fact that her skin was substantially paler than the other girls' and her eyes gleamed with a familiar topaz.

The five seconds that the spotlight was on the three girls' breasts seemed to last forever. I wanted to look away, because it was my sister and all, but I couldn't help staring.

I never realized how beautiful Bella was. I had always thought of her as Edward's Bella and my sis. I felt like I was suddenly being let in on some inside joke of Edward's. She looked so stunning and independent up on stage with no shirt on. But at the same time, I wanted to cover her up because she was my sister and she shouldn't be seen like this in public.

I looked over at Edward, almost scared to see his reaction.

He was still sitting in his seat, his face almost serene. His expression was extremely hard to read. It was times like these that I wish I could have cool powers like Edward or Jasper….

Jasper POV:

I watched the girls take of their tops and smiled. Their nipples were all soft like Alice's are when she gets done having sex with me. I clapped my hands together and took a quick swig from the new vodka bottle I'd opened.

"Bravooooooo!"

I knew very well I was drunk, but I didn't plan on stopping my drinking.

Here's a quick lesson on alcohol consumption in vampires. When a vampire drinks large amounts of alcohol, it is unable to affect the brain or any other organ. All that really happens is that the vampire feels a bit woozy from the alcohol being in its system and being unable to do anything.

I stood up and tried to clap some more, like you know, a standing ovation or whatever. I wobbled a bit and fell onto the floor.

"Ouch."

It didn't actually hurt, but I had to remember that I was faking a human.

I giggled and drank more of my vodka. I could feel myself becoming very drunk.

Another lesson for you, when vampires become really drunk, they lose control and have no idea what their body is doing. They could easily start drinking human blood that way.

I scrambled on the floor to get into the chair, but fell down again. I gave up and slumped on the floor, letting out a loud and extremely long belch. Some people nearby covered their noses and moved to a different table.

"Yeah that's right, be jealous, you drunk bastards!"

I felt woozy so I lied on the floor to rest my head.

Edward POV:

The girl onstage was not Bella. I was one hundred percent sure of it. Firstly, Bella hates guys ogling at her. Secondly, she loves me. Thirdly…well just because the names are the same doesn't mean anything!

I made sure to keep my face composed so that Emmett and Jasper wouldn't get worried. Inside of me, I really wanted to run up to the stage and prove that the girl wasn't Bella. I knew just how I could go about doing it too. Bella has this little pink dot on the inside of her left thigh. It's very abnormal for a vampire to have any sort of blemish, and I think it's adorable. But, it would be a bit awkward to just run up there and open her legs; especially, if it turned out to not be her.

I finally decided on leaving the matter alone for now. I'd figure out from Bella later most likely. Right now I just wanted to get out of here. At least that was the end of the show.

Suddenly the lights appeared on the girls again. This time they were in swimsuits, which wasn't too bad. Then I realized why they were in swimsuits. The girls were throwing water balloons at each other. Not just at each other, at their breasts mainly. My eyes grew wide as I watched two dots start to appear through their swimsuits. I tried to look away but I just couldn't.

Then they ran out of water balloons and just improvised. The other two girls were rolling on the floor, waiting for the okay from the audience to make out. Bella walked around the stage and tried to get the audience riled up. She yelled out at them and then when they seemed as loud as they could get, she slapped her ass.

In the corner of my eyes, I could see Emmett fall to the ground. I turned to look at him. Bella's sexiness had made him faint. It's not easy to make a vampire faint, I'll tell you that much.

I was about to laugh, but then I realized we should probably drive him home. I looked over at Jasper to see if he was in the condition to drive. He was rolling around and giggling on the floor.

Well, that's just great.

Sighing, I lifted up the two of them and brought them out of the building. I was a little worried that people would notice I was carrying two grown men on my shoulders and wonder how I could possibly be that strong, but I was sure everyone was too busy watching my wife.

My wife.

Bella.

It was still impossible to believe that she was the one up there. In fact, until I get the proper proof, I would not believe it at all. There wasn't enough evidence to even suggest that was her onstage.

With this new information noted, I dropped my brothers in the back seat of the car, and hopped into the driver's seat. I silently drove home, trying as hard as I could to not think of Bella. It really was tough since she was all I thought about. I could find nothing else to cloud my mind.

I looked in the back seat at my brothers, desperate for a distraction. Emmett was awake and alert. Since vampires have no need for rest, fainting spells only last for a few seconds. Right now he was in shock from that girl who kind of looked like Bella. Jasper was lying in his lap and playing with the zipper on Emmett's jacket.

I shook my head with a wide grin on my face. He must have drunk a lot of alcohol to still be as loony as he was currently.


I could see the Cullen home now; we were only a couple of seconds away. Alice and Rosalie were waiting on the front porch. Alice must've told her when we'd come back. I parked in the drive way and got out of the car. I moved to the back car door to get out the buffoons. I pulled Jasper out first. Alice was by my side in a flash, taking him from me. She pulled him into her arms and turned her face away almost instantly.

"Good god, Edward, what'd you do to him?"

"He got a little drunk at the club."

"Smells to me like he drank more than a little!"

I shrugged and reached out for Emmett. Rosalie was to him before I was. When she saw his blank expression she freaked.

"Honey, are you okay?"

He grunted and leaned on her shoulder for support. Rose looked at me in worry and confusion.

"He's fine, just take him inside."

I watched in slight satisfaction as Rosalie and Emmett walked inside with Emmett still holding that shocked expression and Rose fussing over him. Alice was having a little more trouble. Jasper kept falling on the ground. Alice picked him up over and over, and kept shooting me glances of hatred.

"I know you did this on purpose."

"Why on Earth would I do that?"

"H-hey!"

We both looked at Jasper who was trying to lift himself off the ground. He grabbed Alice's shoulders and let her help him up.

"Baby, I love you."

She groaned as he breathed the words in her face. Carlisle's vodka may taste good, but it sure doesn't smell good.

"D-don't you love me t-too?"

"Yeah, uh huh."

She hoisted him unto her back and carried him the rest of the way.

"Are we going to see the leprechaun now?"

"No sweetie, he's over the rainbow."

"Oh, okay."

They went inside the house and I started towards the cottage. Maybe Bella had gotten home from work now. I'm sure she'll tell me all about her job that was not in any way related to removing clothing. She'll tell me she's making a decent pay, and how all the other people on the staff are really nice to her. I just know she will.

I opened the door to find Bella sitting on the bed.

"Hello." She purred.

I smiled, happy to see her again.

"Hey. How was work?"

"It was fine. I missed you."

"So did I. Where is your job, might I ask?"

"Oh, it's just some restaurant downtown. No big deal. "

"I should go there sometime to see you."

"No, that's really okay."

I raised my eyebrow. She didn't want me to see her at work. That was strike one.

"Fine."

I went to go put my stuff away and she leaped in my path.

"Don't you want to come to bed with me?"

"Why? We don't need to sleep."

She rolled her eyes.

"You know what I mean."

I shrugged and walked towards

"I'm not really in the mood."

She appeared in front of me and ripped off her clothes. She was wearing the same blue lingerie as the girl in the club. Strike two.

My eyes widened, but not for the reason she thought. She smiled in satisfaction, and pushed me onto the bed. Then she pounced on me, like a lion after its prey.

"Are you…in the mood now?"

I nodded slowly. She grinned, realizing she had gotten her way. She started to kiss me, but I cut right to the chase and ripped off her top. There, across her chest was a tattoo that read "Bella".

You're out.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Ooooh baseball references! Maybe those will come into play later too! A little bit of running the bases, if you know what I mean….

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