Okay. This time I'm not going to give you and crappy, half assed openings. We're just going straight to the story…. After I tell you that I made a cake a few minutes ago (it's still Monday night. Writing this story is really easy.) And covered it with birthday cake frosting blue frosting. Oh… one time I ate a can thingie of frosting and was hyper for a week. It was the kewlest. Anyway, on to the story!!!! I swear I'm done talking trash about nothing you people would be interested in cuz you're not here with me.
Ed poked his lunch uncertainly. This morning it looked like plain ol' leftover shrimp fettuccini alfredo from Applebee's, but now he wasn't sure what it was. He thought he saw one of the shrimps move. Christin forked cake into her mouth happily. Ed was jealous. Christin made awesome cake—better stuff than Winry's pie—but she wouldn't let him have any.
"Pleeeeeeeeease?" he whined.
"You can have some when we get home, you asshole!" she snapped. Edward whimpered and gave her puppy dog eyes. She rolled hers and shoved the rest at him.
"I love youu!!" he sang.
"Yeah yeah…" she mumbled.
"Aww, you know I'm a sucker for sweet stuff." He grinned.
"Whatever." She said, banging her head on the table. "Why do we hang out?"
"Cuz we do." He replied. Al came back from the bathroom (he got his body back) and joined them.
"Christin, I have good news and bad news." He said, mooching off Ed.
"Spill." She ordered.
"Well, people think you're hot, but they don't want you." he replied. (Remember this Katie? By the way, my brother ate the rest of my gummies… poor penguins… OMG, readers!! Newsflash!!! There's a candy store downtown in Sonora (where I live) and they have gummi penguins. They are soooo yummy!!! Okay, back to the story…)
"Where'd you hear that?" she asked.
"You'd be amazed at what's written on bathroom walls." Al replied simply.
Russell is still working as a stripper so he won't be showing up in this chapter except for this sentence.
Roy and Havoc sat under a tree outside, smoking pot. Havoc got the smokes and Roy almost blew it up with his flame alchemy. Havoc then got pissed, called him a douche bag, took his pot and went to get stoned by himself. Roy went to go sulk in his emo box.
Winry, Sheska, Riza, Armony and Rose played with a hackey sack and nearly took ach others' heads off. They kicked it through a window and got detention for the rest of the month.
The author is too lazy to write about anyone else right now. Let's wait a few minutes and see who she didn't write about yet…… oh yes, I remember now.
Yoki and Scar tromped around campus, picking on little kids. They stole their lunch and kicked dirt in their shoes. Then they used Roy's stolen sharpie mini to write stupid things on the kids' faces and laughed at the stupid stuff the other wrote.
Lin, Lanfan, May, and Fletcher played jump rope, because that's what I used to do back in those grades. Actually, I still did it in my sophomore year in high school (I'm now a junior… and failing three of my classes!! And geometry isn't one of 'em yet!!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!!!) (actually, I'm avoiding history homework as of the time I'm typing this, though I should be doing it cuz it's one of my classes I'm failing…..)
The teachers gave up on Guitar Hero and started a Dance Dance Revolution tournament instead. Coach Armstrong nearly broke the PS 2 when trying to set it up. Izumi was busy coughing up blood, so she didn't dance. But everyone else did.
The Homunculi were off hijacking a golf cart and spray painting random cars they passed.
