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A Fridge too Far or Thaw and Order
Rocky and Bullwinkle Narrator: When we last Rocky and Captain Peachfuzz, they attempted to rescue Bullwinkle from Fearless Leader and his minions, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. The duo was planning to cross the Frosty Gate Bridge on their way to the Pottsylvanian border, but their plan was interrupted by a cold reception. The interruption in question is a pair of police officers who are new on the job. Desperate for a promotion-
Chauncey: And donuts!
Narrator: -when receiving a report about Rocky pulling a prank on the search and rescue workers, they immediately attempt an arrest without any questioning or further investigation.
Rocky: It wasn't a prank!
Edgar: So you're saying that Bullwinkle fell in the ice at Breaky Lake, and they didn't see him?
Rocky: He could have been kidnapped by Boris and Natasha.
Chauncey: You're just trying to shift the blame.
Edgar: No, he actually has a good point. Rocky, how many times have Boris and Natasha tried to kill you?
Rocky: I lost count.
Chauncey: But we didn't see them anywhere. We saw some weird guy who wouldn't give us any donuts. What was his name again?
Edgar: Fearless Leader.
Chauncey: Right, him.
Rocky: How can you not know who Fearless Leader is? He's their boss, and is responsible for most of the evil schemes that we run into.
Chauncey: He might be familiar to you and Bullwinkle, but we're not in every episode.
Edgar: It's not in our contract.
Rocky: I think I know what really happened. Fearless Leader must have kidnapped-
Edgar: Moosenapped.
Rocky: -right, "moosenapped" him while I ran to the rescue department for help.
Chauncey: Ran? You're a flying squirrel, and you ran for help? You're probably making this stuff up.
Edgar: Wait a minute, he was hiding something in the trunk of his car. This can only mean-
Chauncey: He's hoarding all the donuts to himself?!
Edgar: ...no.
Rocky: This can only mean that Bullwinkle's in the trunk!
Edgar: Exactly.
Captain Peachfuzz: Uh, can I be a witness now?
Chauncey: Rocky isn't a suspect anymore. We found out who the real culprit is.
Peachfuzz: Can I be his witness, too?
Narrator: Meanwhile, Boris and Natasha are searching for a rare and valuable object.
Boris: Rare and valuable?!? It's a fridge!
Natasha: The narrator was using sarcasm, dollink.
Narrator: In the previous segment, Fearless Leader ordered Boris and Natasha to find a refrigerator. Yes, a refrigerator.
Natasha: At least the title makes sense.
Boris: Yeah, and Fearless Leader finally gave us a break. Our mission is so easy, it is impossible to screw up. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Narrator: The dastardly duo are walking to the Pottsylvanian market which is usually an easy task. Unfortunately for them, Pottsylvania has just been hit with one of the largest snowstorms in history!
Natasha: You had to ask, didn't you?
Boris: Shaddup you mouth!
Narrator: Their boss is also having problems with the snowstorm. Fearless Leader is driving on a road that is covered with ice. When the officer gets to the entrance of Central Control, his car slides on the ice-
*CRASH*
Narrator: -and crashes through the front door. He's probably really ticked off now.
Fearless Leader: Well, this is inconvenient.
Narrator: I thought you would be more upset about this.
Fearless Leader: How can I be upset? I have finally captured Moose. Since he is trapped in ice, there is no possibly way that he can escape. And when we set up a trap to capture Squirrel, I will finally be able to carry out my plans to rule the world!
Narrator: Then I guess you're not upset that your hideout froze while you were gone.
Fearless Leader: What?!?
He find a note.
Fearless Leader: "Dear Fearless Leader, when we left for Frostbite Falls I tried to close the windows to keep the snow out. However, I previously installed a new security system in your hideout. It has a lot of objects that are rigged with explosives. I forgot about this, and the windows exploded when I tried to close them. But don't worry, I'm sure we won't get too much snow. After all, it's not like we would get hit with one of the biggest snowstorms in history, right? Signed, Boris Badenov."
He crumbles the note and throws it away.
Fearless Leader: That numbskull!
Narrator: After clearing his name, Rocky continues his mission to save his friend. Rocky and Captain Peachfuzz are finally allowed to cross the Frosty Gate Bridge. Edgar and Chauncey drive them from Frostbite Falls to Pottsylvania in their patrol car. Rocky was searching for Bullwinkle for hours, and it is almost nightfall.
Peachfuzz: Is this the part where we drive off into the sunset?
Rocky: No, that usually happens at the end of our adventures.
Edgar: It's great we have nice weather for our trip.
Narrator: As they drive closer to the Pottsylvanian border, the bridge is ravaged by the snowstorm!
Edgar: Darn it! Me and my big mouth.
Chauncey: Your nose is big, too.
Edgar: That was a figure of speech.
Narrator: The snowstorm gradually worsens, and the blinding snow obscures their vision!
Chauncey: Oh no! We're in for some deep hurting.
Edgar: You're thinking of sandstorms.
Chauncey: Right, sorry about that.
Narrator: Will our heroes withstand the snowstorm and reach their destination? Stay tuned for, "When Pottsylvania Freezes Over" or "The Summit of All Fears".
